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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GOP will pit literal goblins against choir boy Dems and then refuse to appear in debates, and there is still more than 0 undecided voters, it's crazy to me
Headline "Fox News will host Texas Senate debate if Ken Paxton agrees to face off" with two headshot photos, one of Ken Paxton looking like a literal goblin, and one of James Talarico looking like a literal choir boy
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is rape culture apnews.com/article/corn...
Quote from the article, "The task force report said a 2025 school survey showed 35% of undergraduate women and 8% of undergraduate men reported experiencing sexual assault during their time at Cornell."
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TL got me saying "They're the same picture"
Post from Don Moynihan featuring a picture of a horrible looking gold relief image of Elon Musk with haunted eyes. The next post on the timeline is from Musicology Duck about Sen. John Kennedy saying something dumb on the news, but the face is identical to the gold relief Elon Musk above it
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
John Snow in black and white, frowning.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Photo collage of 3 men wearing linen pants with a natural fiber button up shirt with sleeves rolled up
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Erica Ishii on the Smarty Pants Society set
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Is that good?
Local news headline states "Ken Paxton defense lawyer backs Democrat James Talarico for Senate"
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Thinking of her
Jessica Walter as Lucille Blythe from Arrested Development
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
There's so much that is wrong and confusing about this, but my favorite bit has to be "TEXAS THIS STATE" where the capitol has apparently been moved to Midland
Zoomed in screenshot of a section from the above AI-generated image, someone in the crowd holds up a black & white sign that reads "TEXAS THIS STATE" where the capitol has apparently been moved to Midland.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Finally time to bring this meme back www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs...
Mean Girls still of a stopped convertible car driven by Regina George with two passengers. She says "Get in Loser, we're going shopping", but in the caption "shopping" is replaced with "honking"
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Christ is Risen!
Danny Devito meme from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He is driving a vehicle, looking and reaching over his shoulder to the back seat with a hard boiled egg. Text has been altered to say, "Can I offer you a nice egg in this joyful time?"
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Whoever writes the online crossword puzzle for my local newspaper: I hope you spend the other parts of your life pissing off transphobes, too. 10/10 (And yes, 25 across is *that* HRT)
Online crossword puzzle- hint reads "It isn't the same thing as gender", and the answer is sex. Another answer in the puzzle is "HRT" as an abbreviation for hormone replacement therapy
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
There are ways to argue with nuance and not engage in whataboutism- but the headline is inflammatory. It's almost like you want attention and clicks on your piece! Don't get upset when folks point out the firehose 🤷‍♀️
MAGA with a firehouse, Dems with a slow watering drip garden hose
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Flushing the toilet in the public bathroom over and over again because someone just answered a phone call
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Timothée Chalamet in Call Me By Your Name with a text bubble open to the quoted post
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The two genders
Enya "Orinoco Flow" album coverStyx "Come Sail Away" album cover
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Finding new & creative ways to bully me
Spotify daylist titled "frosted tips trash rock Friday morning"
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
@dimension20.dropout.tv Working on the mini crossword today, I had to stop and show my spouse lol
Screenshot of the mini crossword puzzle. Clue for 9 across is "mascot for Aguefort Adventuring Academy in "Dimension 20" (hoot growl!)

Answer is owlbear
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I mean look at this guy
A large black and white dog sleeps in his kennel surrounded by piles of blankets. The dog is laying on his back with his legs splayed out. The dog's about and one front paw are sticking out of the doorway of the kennel.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Titus Andromadon from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt in his "Pinot Noir" music video. He is wearing a red silk outfit, and lounging on the floor in front of a lit fireplace. There is an added speech bubble making it look like the quoted post is something he said.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Gandalf the Grey from LotR with a speech bubble making it look like the quoted post is a Gandalf quote
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Gondor in a sunbeam
Far shot of Minas Tirith bathed in a sunbeam
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I cannot get over this acting choice by Brad Dourif in the Star Trek Voyager S3 premiere. His character was months into his rehabilitation for violence, and forced to kill an alien who had commandeered the ship, and he just... crumpled, for minutes, delivering lines in this position. So humanizing.
Brad Dourif lays face down in the fetal position in the USS Voyager sick bay with the holographic doctor kneeling in front of him with a sympathetic hand resting on Brad's back.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Spouse took our dog to the vet this morning and this happened
Text from spouse reads "I met a different vet this morning. 
Vet: Howw deaf is he?
Me: Stone cold deaf ma'am.
*Vet begins snapping behind his head*
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Alkaline Trio album cover, but "alkaline" is poorly crossed out and replaced with "acid"
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Like, I promise bro
A black dog with white paws is sleeping peacefully on a tile floor with a vacuum running right next to his tail
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
AP article reads "Thean accused in the Charlie Kirk assassination [highlighted for emphasis] had earlier expressed to family his opposition to the viewpoints of the conservative activist"Blank template of "What views, motherfucker" 2 panel chasing goose meme
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Looking good, sir
Donald Trump from a long distance away looking like someone who is wearing a mask of his face, with hollow, dark eyes and a slack, black mouthCloseup of a skeletal zombie from The Walking Dead with large black eyes and extremely gaunt appearance
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
AP news article with the headline "Can Empathy Lead to Sin? Some Conservative Christians argue it can" except "empathy" has been blacked out and replaced with "Following Christ ".
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Matt Walsh tweet where he says he would kill every ape to save one human because he says humans are more important, and a commenter asks if he would suck off every ape to save one human
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Charles Entertainment Cheese being arrested at work in front of children.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Lol
Screenshot of a portion of the article text. Highlighted section reads "The list provided phonetic pronouncers for all the Russian men expected at the summit, including "Mr. President POO-tihn.""
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
3/4 Portrait of a woman made of beads and fabric from https://www.instagram.com/sobaka_sutulaya.art/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Edited post of some ragebaiter that doesn't deserve attention
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Frame from the Simpsons TV show. Lionel Hutz has a slight frown and serious face as he sits at a table, and he is mentally picturing a circle of diverse people holding hands and dancing happily in a verdant meadow with gentle hills under a rainbow and a smiling sun. Lionel Hutz is labeled as "publications" and the daydream is labeled as "Bluesky"
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Frame from the Simpsons TV show. Lionel Hutz has a slight frown and serious face as he sits at a table, and he is mentally picturing a circle of diverse people holding hands and dancing happily in a verdant meadow with gentle hills under a rainbow and a smiling sun. Lionel Hutz is labeled as "publications" and the daydream is labeled as "Bluesky"
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
For posterity
AP headline reads "Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, dies at 90" with a photo of him in his younger years, wearing a grey suit and tie and large red/brown glasses, holding a microphone, making a facial and arm expression that could be mistaken for horror and surprise
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Mike Myers as his SNL character from Coffee Talk with a blank speech bubble at the bottom of the photo
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Screenshot from A fish Called Wanda where Kevin Kline is torturing Michael Palin
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Fighting for my life
Spotify Daylist header reads "copium upset saturday evening" sub header reads "You listened to fantasy and fairycore on Saturdays in the evening. Try some: copium, upset, tailspin, venting, fearful and weirdcore"
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Omg mean!
Spotify Daylist header that reads "crying bed rotting morning

You listened to indie and Irish rock in the morning. Try some: bed rotting, crying, upset, drained, downtown vibes and relatable"
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Ben Wyatt voice: Could a depressed person make this?
Meme of a disheveled Owen Wilson from Wedding Crashers. Text reads "I'm hanging by a thread. I'm watching don't kill myself TikToks"
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Bullying me
Spotify Daylist header that reads "seclusion sad girl tuesday morning"
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Tight shot of Lady Jessica's face from Dune wearing ornate Fremen garb and words painted on her face
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Identical twins, with the same glasses and hairstyle, and facial expression. Normal stuff, doesn't look like anything to me.
A closeup of a section of the movie poster with a camera in the foreground, and two visible faces a few feet apart in the crowd. The faces are identical, but one is slightly lightened and blurred
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Adobe Acrobat reminds us that this time of year can be tough on a lot of us
Screenshot of email inbox with unopened spam email from Adobe Acrobat, subject line reads "Goodbye, disorganized life".
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Found a cool snail
A brown snail with antennae spread out is climbing up some wet, green leaves of a bush
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
A still from the Simpsons where Lisa has detention and has to write lines on the chalkboard. Bart leans in the doorway, saying "The ironing is delicious."
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
A Yorkshire terrier with a derpy tongue is peeking out of a small fabric storage bin drawer
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
He is missing some teeth, so his tongue is just always Like That
A Yorkshire terrier with short hair has a derpy tongue. He is sitting on an oversized plush red chair with his left front paw raised toward the camera.
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