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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez)

@tinykinseyscale.com
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Eastside Detroiter and Brooklynite. Wife to Patricia. tinykinseyscale.com/work

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Times have been tough in this Western Massachusetts town ever since they closed the old pottery studio. So when the lesbian bar promised to ease its mask mandate, they finally had something to cheer about again. But then the owner left for clown college.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
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The Detroit News @detroitnews.com · 23/09/2026
An annual gala fundraiser for the Parade Company, the Hob Nobble Gobble is Nov. 20 at Ford Field.
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Soulja Boy to headline Hob Nobble Gobble
An annual gala fundraiser for the Parade Company, the Hob Nobble Gobble is Nov. 20 at Ford Field.
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 23/09/2026
Current* conditions near Leland, MI:
View of the outdoor dining area for The Cove Restaurant and the larger Fishtown complex overlooking a channel leading to Lake Michigan. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-23 12:33:44 EDT (about 3 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: windy.com // Current Temp in Leland: 60 F | 16 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: SE at 6 mph | 10 kph // Humidity: 76%
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in heaven. A dog with little wings runs towards her open arms. Off panel, a speech bubble reads “welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. She says, “where’s my cat?”
The third panel zooms out. There are dogs with little wings everywhere. Sarah says, “Where’s ANY of the cats?”
The fourth panel shows a circle of cats holding hands and dancing gleefully surrounded by flames in hell.
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 11/08/2026
It's been a great summer. Patricia and I went to the gay nude beach over the weekend to watch lesbian volleyball. I made a delicious salad of arugula, mint, feta, watermelon, and balsamic pearls to eat with some sandwiches and white wine in our beach tent. The water was perfect. I'm so grateful.
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 11/08/2026
Today was my first day at my new job!
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The Sacramento Bee @sacbee.com · 08/08/2026
The Tacoma Police Department estimates over 30 cats were free-roaming on board a deserted watercraft Thursday - with no sign of the owner.
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A ghost ship with a crew of cats? Empty boat near Tacoma beach full of mews
The Tacoma Police Department estimates over 30 cats were free-roaming on board a deserted watercraft Thursday - with no sign of the owner.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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fluffy fairy 🧚‍♀️ @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 04/08/2026
Sorry but standing in your kitchen eating rotisserie chicken fresh off a store run is peak satisfaction.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 04/08/2026
I took my meds today, and my iron pills. I walked 11k steps. I drank water. I folded clothes and put them away. I wanted wine. I did not get wine. I drank tea instead. Then I brushed my teeth and did my skincare. In the morning I have a job interview.
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 02/08/2026
Walked 30 miles this week 🚶‍♀️
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The New York Groove @nygroove.nyc · 30/07/2026
a commute where you're guaranteed not to have to listen to someone scroll TikTok without headphones? this beautiful dream recently became a reality for Q train riders nygroove.nyc/quiet-car-mt...
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Could a 'quiet car' work on the subway? The Q train tried one last week
A mindfulness experiment brought contagious calm to a busy train car; riders left wanting more.
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 30/07/2026
"Also what if her friend is a stud?" Like.
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 19/07/2026
I'm so tired of being broke, man. I'm tired of getting job rejections. I feel like a fucking loser.
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Tee Mo @teemo2006.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
💕 #mafs #marriedatfirstsight
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Exclusive: MAFS Alums Briana Myles and Vincent Morales Are Expecting Baby Number Three
Five years since they met and married at the altar in Atlanta, the Season 12 alums are preparing to welcome baby number three.
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 12/07/2026
A Study Tried to Quantify How Many LinkedIn Posts Are 100% AI. It’s a Lot gizmodo.com/a-study-tried-to-quanti…
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A Study Tried to Quantify How Many LinkedIn Posts Are 100% AI. It’s a Lot
It's not shocking that people on LinkedIn use AI, but they use it *so much.*
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 12/07/2026
Couldn't have happened to a better guy
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 12/07/2026
Sanitizing evil… is evil
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Faith Smith @faithsm.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Consumer advocates warn that gamified, app-based betting carries the same addiction risks as traditional sports betting, even if dressed up as entertainment trivia. Younger users are at higher risk, 50 percent of last season’s “Love Island” viewers were under 30. @19thnews.org
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Men found 'Love Island.' Then they started betting on it.
Prediction market apps are turning America's hottest dating show into a different obsession — and bringing a new audience into the villa.
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 10/07/2026
Melanie is stupid and she'll just have to learn the hard way. It's out of our hands now 🤷🏽‍♀️ Go get your man, sister
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west coast baddie ✨ @itssxjae.blacksky.app · 10/07/2026
She don’t wanna be saved
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no 💗 @shewhomeddles.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Melanie’s mom said I can excuse many things but not this 😭 I love it! Cuz mela kept saying her mom would be fine with Warm Regards and her mom was like “ima gently hold your hand while I say this” #loveislandusa
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 10/07/2026
Skyline moving slower here lately. I might leave soon.
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 09/07/2026
I don't talk to my mom because of her bigotry but I need to ask her some family health questions. I hate this.
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🦋 @thatdollesq.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sincere said that, and the producers were like, “Say less. Amora clip on the way.” #LoveIslandUSA
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Nefarious Means @nefariousmeans.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Never did I think I would see a cure for sickle cell in my lifetime. A friend of mine in fifth grade died from this disease. My parents kept me home from the funeral because they thought I was too young to handle it. Modern science is a miracle. www.wafb.com/2026/06/23/n...
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New Orleans man becomes first in Louisiana functionally cured of sickle cell disease
Daniel Cressy, 23, underwent gene therapy at Manning Family Children’s Hospital.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 24/06/2026
Mayor Zohran Mamdani made a big bet and emerged victorious on Tuesday, becoming an undeniable power broker in New York politics. Here are seven takeaways from an eventful primary night in New York.
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Insurgency Over Incumbency: 7 Takeaways From New York’s Primaries
All three congressional candidates who were backed by Mayor Zohran Mamdani won in Tuesday’s primary, bolstering his political movement.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 21/06/2026
Perimenopause is coming for us all ☝🏽
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 12/06/2026
My wife had a difficult work day today, so I'm going to make her a nice, strong drink to greet her when she's home.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 11/06/2026
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The Curious Disappearance of Daniel Dale
CNN’s resident fact-checker has been absent from the network’s airwaves for more than three months, Status has found, raising questions about the sudden disappearance of one of its most familiar on-ai...
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 11/06/2026
Good morning from Mamdanistan! 🧡💙
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 11/06/2026
FUCK YOU WEMBY!!!
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Gothamist @gothamist.com · 11/06/2026
Frenzied Knicks fans flood Midtown after historic Game 4 comeback win at MSG gothamist.com/news/frenzie...
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Frenzied Knicks fans flood Midtown after historic Game 4 comeback win at MSG
The Knicks erased a double-digit deficit to beat the Spurs 107-106 in what broadcasters called the largest comeback in NBA playoff history.
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 11/06/2026
FUCK THE SPURS
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 11/06/2026
Draymond with the white sticks on
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
not now, supergirl kfc commercial
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 11/06/2026
WE WERE DOWN 29 POINTS
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 08/06/2026
Anyways, let me get back to this job search.
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez) @tinykinseyscale.com · 08/06/2026
Got sad last night because my dad (who didn't tell me I looked pretty on my wedding day because I'm gay) was commenting on the FB post of a cousin who just got married saying congrats and how great he looks. But he couldn't say it to me, his daughter. But fuck it. This is why we have Pride.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
All I want is to listen to at least 30 minutes of loud sustained booing tonight NYC
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 08/06/2026
being pretty in selfies but not photogenic in pictures other people take of me will be my villain origin story
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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