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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 11h
A billion dollar picture if I ever saw one. A real Avatar End Game. tentpolegame.com/m/K1scaDRKxpDh
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Danny DeVito • @DannyDeVito
Bernie Sanders retire bitch
1:40 AM • Mar 3, 2013
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t want to be a dick. But having read a few things by this Yudkowsky guy and now seeing that he left school in middle school and didn’t go to high school or college I think I’m understanding the situation a lot better, or things at least seem to fit.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it… [“I said what I said” Edition]
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Joker's Iconic 'Boo!' - Jack Nicholson Laughs
Alt: Jack Nicholson as Joker: 'Boo!' with smeared makeup.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fielder Snubbed: Millions Just Out Of Frame, Outraged Too
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Strongest spice in the game. Extremely for me but boy do I get it.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When I stand outside the grocery store screaming about how unfair it is Stop & Shop doesn’t buy anything from *me* I get a much frostier reception.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Crossword clues from 1994 hit different in 2026.
Clue for 6 down from Friday, January 14, 1994 NYT CROSSWORD: “Like hung streamers”
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Patel’s claim is he was “shown cases” where a person was forced into beastiality by traffickers, later became LEOs (unlikely! possible!) but were later disqualified from FBI service for being accused of bestiality, which means in all likelihood they unjustly caught a charge (this didn’t happen).
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Screencap from Pitchfork, featuring a bemoustached David Longstreth of Dirty Projectors sitting in a chair holding a microphone, in black jeans,  tshirt, and cockeyed Bob Dylan block text hat. 

“My Perfect 10
Dirty Projectors
I'm David Longstreth from Dirty Projectors.”
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Joker's Money Parade with Jack Nicholson
Alt: Joker's Money Parade with Jack Nicholson
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“9/11 completist” (i) appears to have been coined for this article, which YUCK; and (ii) implies the existence of 9/11 b sides, Japan only 9/11s, and other trivialities, which see point (i). (Terrific story, otherwise, but yuck)
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He’s Seen Images of 9/11 From Just About Every Angle. Except This One. (Gift Article)
The 9/11 completist community wants to know and see everything. The Holy Grail? Pictures from inside the twin towers.
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People truly have no mental models for "he's delusional and willing to go to any lengths to avoid narcissistic injury" and it just staggers me because this has all been trivially obvious for a fucking decade
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“who tell me they’re Jewish” is not the most fucked up thing in this Elon banger but it’s got me showing hands
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The army is going to have a draft again before the Clippers do.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“The Music Man” (1962) is absolutely deranged and I’m still not sure what I think of it. BUT Robert Preston’s fits are clean as hell.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Rare On The Nose Omen sighting in the lower Hudson valley. Beautiful plumage on this chilling symbol of mortal dread.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
NOW
THAT'S WHAT I CALL LEGAL WRITING
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Born on this day: Bill Clinton, 42nd President of the United States, Arkansas native, Rhodes Scholar, and Yale Law graduate who led America through economic expansion, balanced budgets, and global diplomacy, later championing humanitarian work through the Clinton Foundation.
George Clinton, legendary funk musician and bandleader of Parliament‑Funkadelic, wearing a leopard‑print jacket and wild multicolored dreadlocks with red, blue, yellow, and green strands, dark goggles on his forehead, eyes wide in expressive surprise against a dark background. Yeah, I never get sick of this. After yesterday’s response I don’t know what to expect today but surely people will get that this is a joke? Probably not
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
1. A little on brand but an utterly meticulous Karla Trilogy (Tinker, Tailor—>The Honourable Schoolboy—>Smiley’s People) with an encore season of The Perfect Spy. 2. NK Jemisin’s Broken Earth Trilogy.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The New York State Unified Court System knows what’s up.
Sign in NY state courthouse with a picture of smart glasses (also translated into Spanish)

NO SMART GLASSES

Effective July 20, 2025, smart glasses are not allowed inside any unified court system courthouse.

If you wear Smart Glasses with prescription lenses, please bring a regular pair of glasses to use while you are in the courtroom.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Turns out you *can* be a crook, son *and* also a shook one.
Randall Lane, the magazine's chief content officer, was paid by RJ Shook, whose company, Shook Research, has teamed up with Forbes since 2016 to publish rankings of wealth advisers. The payment was made after Mr.
Shook sold a majority stake in Shook Research to PPC Enterprises, a private equity firm, last August, two of the people familiar with the transaction said.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
No more than 60% of an eyeglass repair kit.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
more extreme fish sauce content in the feed, just like you ordered, boss (@defector.com rules)
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Let Me And A Food Scientist Sample The Abandoned Fish Sauce Terrorizing A Small Canadian Town | Defector
Take capelin, a small silvery fish in the smelt family. Now add salt. Then throw those two ingredients in 110 vats, each of them about 10 feet tall, and let them sit in a defunct factory for over two ...
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
As always, mad respect to Robert Pattinson, one of a handful of actors who selects roles with the freedom fuck you money provides.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
(Kool Keith voice)
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You either have 7 years of digital b2b sales experience in the cosmetics industry or you’re the Secretary of Agriculture.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Would be a shame if the first Lemony Snicket villain run hedge fund went under.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Aged Gouda with hella crystals.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Potentially via what now
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Commutopian laundrette got me waddling to the public weeping temple.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yeah I’m sure he was keening his ass off. Absolutely riven with grief. Come here. Extra Secret Service detailed to keep Trump from flinging himself on Graham’s funeral pyre.
How a Grieving Trump Decided to Back Lindsey Graham's Sister for
Senate
President Trump initially backed a little-known congressman. Then he talked to Gov. Henry McMaster and Ms. Graham herself.
7 MIN READ
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dennis Hopper in Speed on the phone doing the whole “Pop Quiz Hot Shot…what do you do?” routine
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Before he was the Ghost of Christmas Past, he was a sort of middle manager ghost who worked his way up to various Christmas ghost positions in the theosophical superstructure of miserhaunting.
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Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Jason Momoa (MARGINAL UTILITY) sneaking up on Henry Cavill (EXPECTED VALUE)
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Real heads are Haldemangooning.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Silvio Dante: All Due Respect from The Sopranos
Alt: Silvio Dante: All Due Respect from The Sopranos
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Making Count von Count watch a 0-0 half is rude.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Halftime show rankings. 1. Shakira 2. Muppets 3. Kids dancing with Shakira 4. BTS 5. Ronaldo 6. Ronaldinho 7. Memories of Tom Cruise’s pregame speech. 9. Madonna 10. Memories of bedraggled Robbie Williams lipping the shite FIFA anthem. 11. Bieber. 12. Gustavo Dudamel’s goldbricking ass baton.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem (ft. Gustavo Dudamel) send post
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yamal not converting that early chance is gonna loom large.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación.
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Three Amigos Character Drinks Water in Desert
Alt: Three Amigos Character Drinks Water in Desert but sand comes out
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hyper washed Robbie Williams lip-synching a trash song in a bedazzled tracksuit is that raw uncut FIFA distillate.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. 
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am sensitive to the horrors of the carceral state 
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19/07/2026
First time in recorded history that a man has been simultaneously arrested by the cops and the fashion police
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
L O L
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Chappelle as Silky Johnson from The Player Hater’s Ball with a bottom speech bubble
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Guess France really didn’t want to play this game. Woof!
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Has anyone been able to locate the pause button on Ezra Klein? Or the stop button, god forbid?
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