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@timtimwilden.bsky.social
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Biggest Man @timtimwilden.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Little grey alien tied up with an apple in its mouth on my table. I know what i’m thankful for! 🦃🦃🇹🇷🦃
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
feeling like the new water molecules when poured into an already boiling pot nd it goes dead still & silent
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
if unwashed fruit is what kills you you deserved to die
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
hoping whatever this is is terminal
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Ive been doing the math ,and gaydar: sense of childlike whimsy & joy lesbiandar: deep sadness/yearning in eyes tboydar: digital watch tgirldar: autism
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The beer tastes okay haha it'd probably be better if you spat it into my mouth while calling me a faggot
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
goign 2 the gym today is boner & glutes day
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Id b no where without my biggest grey alien supporter 🛸👽🫂 (dats them. landing 2 give u a blorg [hug])
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Smallpwbbles @smallpwbbs.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
DELTARUNE CHAPTER 3 SPOILERS//#DELTARUNE #DELTARUNESPOILERS I’m not sorry for the family feud jokes I’m doing with Tenna
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
all my hair has a blood supply & salons have my photo taped up in their lobby with “DO NOT SERVE” in red above it
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 01/05/2025
👽🛸
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Biggest Man @timtimwilden.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
PLEASE go wishlist this game, I got the opportunity to beta test it and it’s absolutely WONDERFUL!!!!! All the funniest parts of a game like undertale or omori condensed down into a lovely little package!!! GO WISHLIST!!!!!!!!!!!
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
In plain sight
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
(speaking loudly into my phone directly after checking out @ trader joes) hey google why does people being nice to me make me extremely sad. search
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goomy 🌈 @goomyloid.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Omori basil noelle on . twitter . kris is sunny if youcare
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
you gotta be some sort of white supremacist to be a diehard sabrina carpenter fan & Im not sorry to say it
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/04/2025
theonion.com
Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering
WASHINGTON—Seeking to reassure the public after his latest tariffs sent both U.S. and international markets into free fall, President Donald Trump calmly reminded the nation Thursday that desire is th...
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Biggest Man @timtimwilden.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I love big green aliens
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Biggest Man @timtimwilden.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
guys when they get their hands on x3 mult
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/03/2025
Like this post to be killed instantly by 70s Meiko Kaji. Repost this to be killed instantly by 70s Meiko Kaji
Japanese actress Meiko Kaji
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 27/03/2025
Stop sharing the Ghibli AI slop, what is wrong with you: aftermath.site/studio-ghibli-...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/03/2025
Study Finds Majority Of Americans Die Without Ever Fulfilling Narrative Function theonion.com/study-f...
Study Finds Majority Of Americans Die Without Ever Fulfilling Narrative Function
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Biggest Man @timtimwilden.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
life was so much simpler when i followed like 5 people and my entire following feed was 🛎️ skeets
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Biggest Man @timtimwilden.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Hey guys just got back from my alien abduction back in 2012. Did we catch Kony yet?
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Biggest Man @timtimwilden.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
holy fuck that was a long ufo ride
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Forever Hug
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Biggest Man @timtimwilden.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Sunk cost fallacy? how about you Suck Cock Phallus-y
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killermetalwolf @kmwolf1.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
president guerrero, i am innocent boy, my country is not free…please send 30000 intercontinental ballistic missiles to free my country the United States
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
[seinfeld voice] what’s the deal with pussy
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
(passive aggressively waiting for someone to blow up congress) siiighhh SIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHH huff siggghh
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
manifestation board feel free to use
explosions and fire consuming the house of representatives
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
about to slime my homeboy (sexual)
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
happy boyfrot friday
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
economic blackout ,but Im just beating ceos until they arent breathing
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Worlds Best Mom
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 26/02/2025
your outie is too cool to make memes based on streaming television shows your outie posts things like “hot snakes after taco tuesday. #worthit” your outie averages 2.41 likes per post please try to enjoy these facts equally
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Liz 🏳️‍⚧️ (girl enjoyer) @secreteraliz.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i want my skin to be alien green 👽 and to have antennae
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/10/2023
“let him cook?” “she’s eating?” ummm, check please!
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The End of Esme
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Biggest Man @timtimwilden.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I found an old vhs tape in my attic and when i finally played it, it just showed a little grey alien staring at the camera as it read the bible in french-canadian, occasionally interspersed with slurs that haven’t been used since 1883
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Biggest Man @timtimwilden.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The clock strikes three in the morning. You’ve always hated that clock. It’s an old antique you inherited from your grandfather, who you think got it from his grandfather. Now it stands in your living room, an intruder. The only piece of furniture not made of particle board and poverty. (1/5)
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
why ,your feet are so big !! all the better to jack you off my dear
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Astrid Ztar @insect.christmas · 16/02/2025
jesabel christ (oc) [ #cosplay ]
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I WILL discover a way to split an atom in my bedroom ,and singlehandedly wipe GA and FL off the map
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I like finding the painful spots to push on my torso for a bit of bodily enrichment
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
IVE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK
received text message “Also im calling it quits on the weight loss”
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Biggest Man @timtimwilden.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
People should be glad i often tell them to kill themselves
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