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Tim Stewart

@timstwrt.bsky.social
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3rd Place, 1990 Geneva Public Library Spelling Bee

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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the last time Steele pitched in the major leagues, PCA had a career OPS of .652
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cool this is the first time the Cubs will ever be going into the 8th at Wrigley looking to close out a big clinching victory over the Marlins
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there is so much joy in watching PCA play baseball
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyway since we’re talking Weezer, here’s that video of Say It Ain’t So but with just the vocals of their original bassist Matt Sharp isolated
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
7th innings from Jeff Garlin followed by CM Punk, the Cubs are going to bring out Tom Dreesen’s ghost tomorrrow
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Counsell knows we always need a little something to hate, so with the bullpen dealing tonight we got to watch Matt Shaw try to bunt.
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Nisei Lounge @niseilounge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Boom! There it is! The Nisei Lounge #MVPete PCA-O-METER has been updated with his latest bomb! Now excuse us as we convene a staff meeting on painter tape font matching.
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
David Ross watching Seiya drop a fly ball against the Braves
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
look I’ve been trying to do my part for BC, which means running episodes of Good Hang on auto repeat 24/7 and hoping Amy Poehler directs some of that cash to our alma mater
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
people should stop reacting to these clips like “the media is so incompetent” and recognize it’s intentional and that every major institution in this country has coalesced around maintaining right-wing control
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If only we had some precedent in this country for an extremely popular sport losing relevance because it didn’t have a functional governing body and everyone thought it was rigged
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We can all agree that was the second worst call of the day after the BC touchdown that wasn’t.
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
spare a thought for poor Bob Costas, not sure he’ll survive seeing this
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Congrats to Boston College for a “closer than it looks” 26 point loss
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And after the refs blew this call and review, BC missed a 35 yard FG to push the metaphor beyond this half and extend it to the entire state of the program.
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don’t expect BC to be very good, or competitive in NIL, or interesting to watch…I would absolutely settle for moving on from this ugly ass logo after having to look at it for 25 years.
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“Being exactly here for longer than a few seconds is also the hardest exercise anyone will ever do.”
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Favorite actor Dennehy Favorite drink O’Douls”
Topps Caleb Williams card, he’s got a nice mustache and is wearing a poly bears jacket
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
every day Enes Kanter is out there making his case for being the biggest and largest loser of all time www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...
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Kanter Freedom files suit against Sky, Wintrust Arena owners
Enes Kanter Freedom is suing the Chicago Sky and the owners of Wintrust Arena, alleging in a 15-page complaint filed Thursday that his First Amendment rights were violated when he was removed from a Sky home game last month.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's the funniest shit in the world that the former CEO of Microsoft conceded to the insane demands of an even more avaricious guy known as Uncle Dennis. It's like a mid-level mafioso successfully shaking down Jamie Dimon.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Alex Cohen when faced with a graphic where he has to say Luis Tiant’s name
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
this Misiorowski fellow sucks
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
who will stand tall for poor Boingo Wireless?
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the Cubs bullpen will be fine, just need several guys who haven’t pitched in months or years all getting healthy and none of the guys currently coming through those doors on the roster
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year.
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everyone knows the Brewers are frauds
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
thank god Tom Ricketts finally tapped into his deep well of magnanimity to forgive Sammy Sosa for doing absolutely nothing to him
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Pete Crow-Armstrong on his 3-HR day: 'Sammy Sosa told me I was going to hit 3, and I hit 3'
PCA became the first Cubs player to have 3 home runs, 4 hits, and 6 RBI in the same game at Wrigley since 1974.
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ryan Dempster being recognized for delivering one of the worst playoff performances in the 150-year history of the Cubs, that’s why he’s there right?
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Peter, again.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
they keep insisting Sal Stewart is a rookie but this face definitely pinch hit for Ron Oester in Riverfront Stadium
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
walked out of a restaurant to a bunch of people huddled on the sidewalk looking up, dude walked up and goes “oh we all moonin’?”
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
pointing to a map of the neighborhood with my proclamation that my street will now be called Tim Avenue, these sad losers are escorting me out of the city council meeting
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Well. Shit.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She wrote a handful of the greatest songs ever written, and the first thing so many people think of is not those towering achievements, but how good a person she was and how many people’s lives she improved
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Well. Shit.
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Listening to Smoltz’s joy as he talks about robbing BP homers is a clear violation of his No Enjoying Baseball policy
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wait why are you getting him now, Dan Wilson? Let the kid see if he can figure it out for three or four more hitters
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
this Peter fellow, they’re saying he’s the MVP
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lot of gross vibes out there, but people at a Southwest gate referring to themselves as “ALP” are bringing some of the most rancid.
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just flew over Kevin Warren’s beautiful new home for the Northwest Indiana Bears, you can almost get that sweet smell of oil refineries from the air
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if you send this to Edward Cabrera, be a pal and include a CW
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Rob Manfred is too busy finalizing his anti-player ad campaign to notice
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Javy Assad walking off the mound like a guy who’s quite tired of riding the Iowa shuttle when all he does against major league hitters is get results.
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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Mr. Wendal, that’s his name
Arrested Development unplugged
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
idk I think she was there hiding from The Birds
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