Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026David Ross watching Seiya drop a fly ball against the Braves 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026the 60 question version of the dialect quiz has this, relevant to your interests 010
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I don’t expect BC to be very good, or competitive in NIL, or interesting to watch…I would absolutely settle for moving on from this ugly ass logo after having to look at it for 25 years. 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Alex Cohen when faced with a graphic where he has to say Luis Tiant’s name 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Sammy’s as perplexed as everyone else about Dempster being there 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026they keep insisting Sal Stewart is a rookie but this face definitely pinch hit for Ron Oester in Riverfront Stadium 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I like buying the scorecard at the ballpark to further distinguish in my memory, but I might have to switch to book because some (looking at you, Marlins) no longer sell them. Also recently discovered screwball.com where you can build your own database of games, it’s a fun complement 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Just flew over Kevin Warren’s beautiful new home for the Northwest Indiana Bears, you can almost get that sweet smell of oil refineries from the air 001
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026really satisfying assbeating for the far right’s attempted power grab in Missouri 100
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Questions my 8yo son had during an inning of Cubs-Dodgers 010
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026the kids are Remembering Guys earlier and earlier these days 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026FIFA will continue trying to prove this wrong, but the World Cup is an unfuckupable event 010
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026good weekend to visit DC and see that four of our best men and the the finest available technology in golf ball retrieval have been mobilized against antifa 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Saw the greatest baseball player of all time (and one of history’s worst gamblers) hit an absolute tank 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Patrick Corbin is the patron saint of the best ability being availability. He’ll make 30 starts a year whether you like it or not. 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Like twenty years ago I was at some event and Mark Grace was there. I told him my dad & I argued through the ‘90s about whether he was overrated, could he sign a funny message to him. “You want me to tell the old man to fuck himself? No problem.” 021
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026you wanna see the most beautiful thing I’ve ever filmed? 001
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026According to ESPN, the Blackhawks have announced the death of a former player with a statement from their dead owner. 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Another jampacked workday of rambling about cognitive tests and shitposting AI slop, great work sir! 011
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 22/04/2026@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social looked at the rankings and realized it was my obligation to put BC one dollar ahead of the Hoyas in honor of my many fellow Eagles who were waitlisted by Georgetown 040
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026BIG HELPS sounds like an unreleased Deep Purple album 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 20/04/2026his dad’s Wikipedia page is like someone who has thirty seconds to tell you about the worst person in the world 0120
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Keri Russell’s people spent longer negotiating with that old Tory lady in THE DIPLOMAT 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 03/04/2026*jamming the Jeopardy buzzer* uh, what is…he’s one of the least strategic people on earth, powered by a brain that’s shutting off like the hallway lights on Lumon’s severed floor? 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 12/03/2026gonna go out on a limb here but is it that they’re pound for pound the dumbest assholes this country has ever produced? 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Michael Milken, Lenny Dysktra, Anthony Michael Hall 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Richard Dreyfuss was 47 years old during the filming of The American President 021
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 03/02/2026most on the right spread this disinformation as a tactic, but the president is just a pretty stupid guy who believes this shit 022
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026It’s really not that cold, unless you’re Matt Stafford 010
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Just saw a sixty year old man wearing this in the airport and it chilled me to my bones 031
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 27/11/2025mom’s still paying dues in the Tom Cavanagh fan club 000
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 06/11/2025can’t stop thinking about how this woman spent her taxpayer-funded workday posting and posting and posting about how it’s Good, Actually to have a woman dragged screaming out of a daycare. The empathy deficiency in these people is catastrophic. 020
Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Blake Snell’s audition for Uncut Gems 2 is going great! 020
