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Tim Kayßer

@timmyque.bsky.social
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📍Dirty Delco 👫 Husband of Melissa 🐕‍🦺 Walker of #LaineyTheWorstDog 🐦‍🔥 Supporter of LFC 🙏 Christian Quaker

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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
RIP, Val. I’ll always be your huckleberry.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
“Progress”
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Longing. #LaineyTheWorstDog
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
#Delco
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Even the cheapest iPhone available (SE3) still takes some pretty rad low light photos.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
#LaineyTheWorstDog
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
#LaineyTheWorstDog
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Mostly clear with a 1000% chance of contrails.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Who knew that “draining the swamp” would actually look like a bunch of ultra rich people making the government pay for and promote their own personal brands and interests? *checks notes* Oh, everyone with common sense. Got it.
abcnews-go-com.cdn.ampproject.org
FBI Director Kash Patel wants to bring the UFC to the FBI, sources say
Newly-installed FBI Director Kash Patel has proposed enhancing the FBI with help from the Ultimate Fighting Championship, say sources who were told of the proposal.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Have had #IndependenceBlueCross health insurance since 2020. Always on autopay, always on paperless billing. A little over a year ago, started getting paper statements anyway. Literally two or three a week, since I get weekly allergy shots.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Springing.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
#LaineyTheWorstDog
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Thee Quaker @theequaker.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Get Daily Quaker wisdom in your inbox: dailyquaker.com
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
musk's private security deputized by u.s. marshals service -- potentially clearing the way for his personal bodyguards to be carrying weapons on federal grounds. um... www.cnn.com/2025/02/20/p...
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Watching a sobering documentary about the nuclear testing in the Nevada desert. 982 nuclear devices detonated within our own borders. As recently as 1992. My word.
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Downwind (2023) ⭐ 7.0 | Documentary
1h 36m
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I would say somewhere between 10-13% of my day is spent just resisting the urge to tell people that’s not actually what “ironic” means
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Watching the SNL music special from last night. And all I can say is: Post/Nirvana, take my money. Take it all.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Relatable.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
#LaineyTheWorstDog with the RBF.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
#LaineyTheWorstDog
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Had been thinking all the “doge crew” stuff meant President Musk had hired interns from his silly crypto scam to help destroy the government. Only just realizing that they intentionally gave his new fake department an acronym that advertises his silly crypto scam. What a stupid time to be alive.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
“Don’t know. Don’t read. Didn’t see the movie.” - Nellie Bertram (And also 77,302,580 Americans last November.)
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Delight.
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Thee Quaker @theequaker.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Get Daily Quaker wisdom in your inbox: dailyquaker.com
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Boy, Mahomes sure is taking some LIX tonight. #SuperBowlLIX
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
#TrashPanda
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Things that are helpful when someone tells you they’re having some sort of issue with their house: 1) Anything other than saying, “Welcome to the joys of home ownership.” The end.
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Had an extremely “everyone on the bus clapped” moment in NYC. A busker was playing “every little thing is gonna be alright” and everyone on the platform started singing along. It was really surreal but also great.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Watched two films today that have been nominated for lots of awards. Conclave was really strong, while Wicked was just really long.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Some days I have wild ideas like buying a small apartment building, getting a few friends to join in (basically going condo) and then being able to actually hang out with people I like because I technically wouldn’t need to leave home and neither would they. Who’s coming with me?
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
If you really need me to multitask, your best bet is to ask me to focus on something critically important
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Saw a post from a Canadian encouraging their fellow Canadians to boycott #SuperBowlLIX. I get it & I’m with it. But then they qualified this by citing it “being held in a red state & both teams represent red states.” I’m not with that. 78% of Philly voters voted for Harris/Walz. #NotPennsyltucky
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 03/02/2025
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I’m very bad at judging how much time has passed since I last saw someone’s kid. ‘Must be nearly walking now, is he?’ ‘He works for Google.’
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
This dude is literally out here standing by his position that white people and black people have different immune systems and there are still Republicans saying, “Hang out, let’s hear him out.”
newrepublic.com
RFK Jr. Struggles to Explain Past Quote on Vaccines for Black People
Donald Trump’s pick for health secretary had a particularly tough confirmation hearing—thanks to his own comments.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Wait… what? I don’t think I understand how a free country functions anymore.
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Elon Musk's X sues Lego, Nestlé and more brands, accusing them of advertising boycott
The new defendants added into the legal filing included Lego, Nestlé, Tyson Foods, Abbott Laboratories, Colgate-Palmolive, Pinterest and Shell International.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Opening my news feed every morning has become a real battle between laughing and crying. Like, who could even make this sort of farce up?
politico.com
Education Department employees placed on leave for attending diversity training
Several employees began receiving leave notices late Friday.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Venus?
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Good. Lord.
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A New Government Memo Feels Like It’s Straight Out Of 'The Handmaid’s Tale'
The memo also said recipients of federal transportation funding must also cooperate with immigration enforcement, a hit to so-called sanctuary cities.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Insurance rates, even with tax credits, are out of hand. Our monthly spend went up by $100 this year for the “same plan.” Copays for office visits doubled. Rx copays doubled. And that’s WITH subsidies. This same plan w/o credits would be $800/mo more. Copays would redouble. HELP, @scanlon.house.gov!
whyy.org
Pa. health insurance premiums to rise if tax credits expire in 2026, officials warn
Pennsylvania insurance officials say premium costs could rise, on average, by 82% with the loss of boosted tax credits in 2026.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This morning’s “press conference” was giving this vibe. Hard.
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Chicago | ‘The Press Conference Rag’ (HD) - Renée Zellweger, Richard Gere | MIRAMAX
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I was today years old when I learned that the Liberal Party in Australia is actually conservative/right leaning. And now I’m wondering if the toilets really DO flush backwards there. 🤔
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
@paramountplus.bsky.social resting their starting commentators for the halftime program and giving us the Europa B team instead proves nobody cares about Today’s Champions League matches.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The internal combustion engine was invented over 150 years ago. Since then, we have continually refined it to run as quietly as possible. And yet, cars are now available with a button that can make your exhaust go from nearly silent to “oops, we forgot the muffler” loud. Merica.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Have logged into Instagram exactly twice since the log out week expired. Don’t think I miss it enough to repatriate. Suck it, Zuck.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
“Project 2025? Never heard of it.” What a stupid time to be alive.
axios.com
Trump offering buyouts to all federal workers, source says
It's an acceleration of Trump's already unprecedented purge of the federal workforce.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Overhead this woman on her phone today telling someone about a very contentious sounding pickleball incident. She must’ve said “to make a long story short” about twenty times. Too late, lady. Too late.
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