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Tim Kayßer

@timmyque.bsky.social
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📍Dirty Delco 👫 Husband of Melissa 🐕‍🦺 Walker of #LaineyTheWorstDog 🐦‍🔥 Supporter of LFC 🙏 Christian Quaker

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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The Saint is underrated!
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
RIP, Val. I’ll always be your huckleberry.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Core memory unlocked. My granddad had one of these in the waiting room of his auto repair shop back in the 80’s. I always assumed it was gum made by Ford Motor Co. 😂
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Love everything about this. The texture, the technique, the color, THE TITLE, the blog post, the description. Just everything. Thank you for complaining so valiantly and beautifully. ✌️
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
“Progress”
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
My family had a shop back in the day. I was a kid when they got their first “dyno”, but I remember it being a big deal!
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Classic. And also - you win the day in the “best user name” competition. 😎✌️
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Longing. #LaineyTheWorstDog
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Had a conversation with a stranger the other day who said that it’s a shame they don’t put whitewalls on cars anymore. Have to agree with her on that one.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Gotta be a Dean with a bridge like that?
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I’m unsure if it’s possible for me to love something more at this moment.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
#Delco
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Lol. #wankerpazer has made my day! 🥂
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Even the cheapest iPhone available (SE3) still takes some pretty rad low light photos.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
#LaineyTheWorstDog
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Love that! I came across a YouTube account called CSLewisDoodle several years ago - they play a radio broadcast by Lewis while someone illustrates what he’s saying in white ink on a black background.Really nailed whatever my particular brand of neurodivergence is. 😎
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
#LaineyTheWorstDog
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Just had a conversation after meeting this morning about art in worship. So this message connects in multiple ways!✌️
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I wonder if you zoom in really close, there’s a microscopic “almost” just above “nothing”? 😂
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Came across this piece in my random feed and I’m absolutely enthralled by your work! Thank you for sharing. ✌️
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Mostly clear with a 1000% chance of contrails.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
This perfectly depicts a GSD’s constant mental state!
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Who knew that “draining the swamp” would actually look like a bunch of ultra rich people making the government pay for and promote their own personal brands and interests? *checks notes* Oh, everyone with common sense. Got it.
abcnews-go-com.cdn.ampproject.org
FBI Director Kash Patel wants to bring the UFC to the FBI, sources say
Newly-installed FBI Director Kash Patel has proposed enhancing the FBI with help from the Ultimate Fighting Championship, say sources who were told of the proposal.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Was feeling foolhardy this afternoon, after receiving three different pieces of mail from them just today. So I called customer support. 20 minutes on the phone with two different agents. All to have it revealed that, yes, this is an issue. And then dead air. Peak efficiency.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Have tried several times to get the “glitch” fixed. Every time, they tell me they’re aware of the problem but don’t know when it’s going to be resolved. For over a year.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Have had #IndependenceBlueCross health insurance since 2020. Always on autopay, always on paperless billing. A little over a year ago, started getting paper statements anyway. Literally two or three a week, since I get weekly allergy shots.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Springing.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Five stars given. It’s not perfect yet, but compared to the alternatives - it’s not even a competition. And I appreciate the passion you have for the project more than anything else. This kind of positivity is needed in the world right now. ✌️
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
#LaineyTheWorstDog
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Thee Quaker @theequaker.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Came across your work in my timeline feed. Love it! Fantastic eye for light. 🤟
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Fact check: Joy Reid is being replaced in the 7pm hour by the weekend team of Alicia Menendez, Symone Sanders Townsend and Michael Steele. (Three persons of color, if you are not familiar.)
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Rachel Maddow did a really interesting piece about how almost all of the cuts Musk has made are directly correlated to his business concerns. So it’s just a matter of how it benefits his ledgers. Maybe he has to cut Social Security to fund his cyberdump armored vehicles?
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
musk's private security deputized by u.s. marshals service -- potentially clearing the way for his personal bodyguards to be carrying weapons on federal grounds. um... www.cnn.com/2025/02/20/p...
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Wait, is this the peepee tape that causes Drumpf’s subservience to Russia?
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Watching a sobering documentary about the nuclear testing in the Nevada desert. 982 nuclear devices detonated within our own borders. As recently as 1992. My word.
imdb.com
Downwind (2023) ⭐ 7.0 | Documentary
1h 36m
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I would say somewhere between 10-13% of my day is spent just resisting the urge to tell people that’s not actually what “ironic” means
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Watching the SNL music special from last night. And all I can say is: Post/Nirvana, take my money. Take it all.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Relatable.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
#LaineyTheWorstDog with the RBF.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
#LaineyTheWorstDog
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Had been thinking all the “doge crew” stuff meant President Musk had hired interns from his silly crypto scam to help destroy the government. Only just realizing that they intentionally gave his new fake department an acronym that advertises his silly crypto scam. What a stupid time to be alive.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
“Don’t know. Don’t read. Didn’t see the movie.” - Nellie Bertram (And also 77,302,580 Americans last November.)
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Delight.
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Thee Quaker @theequaker.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Woeful is a compliment to this halfwit. Letting Goodison make the calls the whole match.
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I have friends who are the same way. I just like dropping my word whenever possible, because it’s a strategy… but also a punchline. 😂✌️
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Tim Kayßer @timmyque.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Same!
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