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Timmy Little

@timmylittle.bsky.social
489 followers 357 following 114 posts

Smart and a bit of a smart-ass. I was funny once. Will take random pictures.

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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I #DoNotCare how, just get rid of the bodies.
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We #DoNotCare
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We Do Not Care
Alt: Mike Tomlin
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A thoughtful message #WorksEveryTime
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The IUD #WorksEveryTime ... right?
Baby holding an intrauterine device
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Crying wolf #WorksEveryTime except the last time.
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Wolf Howling: Cried Wolf Too Many Times
ALT: Wolf Howling: Cried Wolf Too Many Times
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Colt 45 #WorksEveryTime
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Colt 45 Commercial: Man with a Can
Alt: Colt 45 Commercial: Billy Dee Williams with a Can
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Two years ago today, I quit vaping.
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A sign #OddThingsThatHaveBeenSentToMe
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A love letter #OddThingsThatHaveBeenSentToMe
Restraining order - used to legally keep people away from you
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Friday Meme Team @fridaymemeteam.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hit Me in my DM's points!
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#SoYummy I bought another.
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#SoYummy I had seconds.
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Liz R @preciosaliz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#SoYummy when it's fancy
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Liz R @preciosaliz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#SoYummy that it was time for a nap
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/06/2026
This guy right here scored 45 points tonight. The most points ever scored by a Knick in a finals game. Congrats, Jalen Brunson.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
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MeowlMadness @meowlmadness.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
🪄✨😺🦉
#MeowlMadness hashtag game: Thursday, 9pm ET (6pm PT) only on Bluesky.
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Ramsay style #CreativeWaysToSignOff
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ALT: a man in a white chef 's coat is standing in a kitchen .
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Just drop out of sight #CreativeWaysToSignOff
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a jersey that says ato tero
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a jersey that says ato tero
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/06/2025
“Bombing for peace is like fucking for chastity.” - a bumper sticker I had in high school
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Canadian Lass Heather @cdnlassheather.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Redo The Right Thing #RenovateAMovie @meowlmadness.bsky.social
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a group of people are standing on a sidewalk and one of them has a lakers jersey on
ALT: a group of people are standing on a sidewalk and one of them has a lakers jersey on
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The French Workshop Connection #RenovateAMovie
Movie poster for The French Connection (1971)
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Fixing the House #RenovateAMovie
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Breakin' Out the Tools #RenovateAMovie
Breakin' movie poster
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Cédric Mas @cedricmas.eurosky.social · 30/04/2025
Good Night World
Un immense livre en train d’être brûlé par des petits personnages avec marqué « I hope everyone realizes that scrubbing historical references from web sites is no different than burning books »
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Friday Meme Team @fridaymemeteam.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Ew David points!
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
#DelusionalWhen I think I'm funny.
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Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
They #DelusionalWhen they came up with everything about DOGE.
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I'm #DelusionalWhen I'm daydreaming about her again.
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a man in a grey shirt stands in front of a wall with a picture of a man with a mask on it
ALT: a man in a grey shirt stands in front of a wall with a picture of a man with a mask on it
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
these tariffs were designed in consultation with my council of economic advisors
The Idiocracy cabinet
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MeowlMadness @meowlmadness.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
😺🦉🎬
Play #MeowlMadness hashtag game right now and every Thursday night at 9pm Eastern time (6pm PT) only on Bluesky.
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MeowlMadness @meowlmadness.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
😺🦉📚
Play #MeowlMadness hashtag game right now and every Thursday night at 9pm Eastern time (6pm PT) only on Bluesky.
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Training Degu #RodentBooksAndMovies
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Ferret Bueller's Day Off #RodentBooksAndMovies
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
#RodentBooksAndMovies Gnaws
Photo of a grey squirrel photo shopped to give it fangs and demonic blank eyes.
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Squirrel, interrupted #RodentBooksAndMovies
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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Can't. Don't wanna.
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Kelly² @anarchakelly.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Reviewing my Senator on Google.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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Timmy Little @timmylittle.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Is it me or has the bird app been overrun by, er, idiots who like having a boot stomped on their neck?
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
When I said I liked it rough I didn't mean my entire life.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/01/2025
I’m worried that the exodus from Meta and Twitter is what they want. To isolate us from each other. Isolation is a big part of autocracy. It makes people easier to lie to and abuse. I don’t have a global answer, but I am working on building a social media space for our podcast listeners.
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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The bots have emerged like a brood of cicadas.
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꠸ꪻ’ᦓ ꪑꪊꪀꪖ ꫀꫝ! # 2.0 @superintrovert2.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
#NewYearIn6words Seems like 2024 was just yesterday
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Lisa Champney @lisachampny.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
#APerfectNYE doesn't exist.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
who called it a "cuck" and not a "master-beta?"
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
🎯🎯🎯
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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Good morning.✌️☕️
Two women talking.

"You do realize that you don't have to wait until New Years Day to change your life, right?"
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Zara Zee @zeddeee.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
#GrammarPolicing
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Kat @kattress.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
#InterestingFact Weirdos are everywhere 🤍🖤🤎💜💙💚💛🧡❤️😁
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