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Tim Houston

@timhouston.bsky.social
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“The Gobshite Philosopher of Bluesky”

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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@trissiam.bsky.social not sure you use this platform but just wanted to offer my sincere condolences during this difficult time….. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Leon Goretzka: Aston Villa sign former Bayern Munich midfielder
Aston Villa complete the signing of former Bayern Munich midfielder Leon Goretzka on a free transfer.
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Beautiful thread…..
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh no….. news.sky.com/story/countr...
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Country music legend Dolly Parton dies
Country music legend Dolly Parton has died aged 80, her family has announced on social media.
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A quite lovely thread…..
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Somehow Labour have gone from a crushing electoral walkover in 2024 to ‘slightly less shit than the Nazis in Reform’ less than two years later……
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Sam Allardyce Whistle Reaction
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’m sorry, but everyone now knows exactly what Reform stands for, so if you vote for them, you’re a nasty racist with no respect for other humans. No ‘I didn’t know’ or ‘the other parties have let me down’ excuses now. Shame on them and shame on you.
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The Lord said ‘and the corner was indeed taken quickly’ and then He called unto and beseeched Origi. And Origi obeyed his Lord and there was much rejoicing….
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@nigella.bsky.social Picked this beauty up at a charity shop in Knaresborough today for the princely sum of £3. There’s a Spring Chicken recipe I can’t wait to try….
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Stop Funding Hate @stopfundinghate.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Many Burnley FC fans will be disappointed to learn that they're advertising on Twitter (aka X) and collaborating with Musk's platform on an "X Originals" series. This is despite the latest scandal over sexualised deepfake images of women & children on the site. www.reuters.com/business/des...
Twitter ad from @BurnleyFCWomen. Text reads: "A behind-the-scenes look at the work behind Burnley FC Women's move to full-time football and the drive for promotion. 

Episode 1 of Limitless, our X Originals series, is now live exclusively on the @BurnleyFCWomen X channel."
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I know there are much greater problems in the world - but what the feck is going on with the price of mackerel fillets in Tesco? It’s now £25/kilo. I think you can buy gold cheaper…..
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Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
@soozuk.bsky.social sack the scriptwriter, the free stuff is on the way….. news.sky.com/story/politi...
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Politics latest: Former Tory minister Nadine Dorries defects to Reform
Former Conservative minister Nadine Dorries has defected to Reform UK. Ms Dorries confirmed the move in an interview with the Daily Mail.
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
@ofselina.com I see you’re up in their faces again…..🤓
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Just a normal cat being normal…..
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
@werkoderko.bsky.social The cat’s broken again……
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
It’s been a bad day for gobshites. Barton this morning and now this eejit this afternoon…, news.sky.com/story/conor-...
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Conor McGregor loses appeal in civil sexual assault case
Conor McGregor has lost his appeal against the finding of a civil jury that he sexually assaulted a woman.
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
If anyone still visits the other place, this is a delicious series of tweets from Jeremy Vine about your man Barton. ‘Chat shit/get banged’ and ‘fuck around/find’ out has never hit home so hard……
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
When someones only argument is, "It's the immigrants." And all they have is lies about fake crime waves. You know that they are going to do NOTHING for you if they get into power.
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #JessFishlock 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I love this. In Basel they've changed some of the green traffic lights to women footballers for the Euros
Traffic lights on green where the usual "green man" has been replaced with a woman kicking a football.
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Well, that Norwegian national anthem just got me a bit teary…..🥹
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I mean sure, this sounds bad, but some musician at Glasto said some hurty words about an ongoing genocide, so we’d better focus on that first, right?
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I once came very close to knocking the elderly Mary Berry on her arse when I accidentally stepped back into her at a food show in Clitheroe. Let me tell you, that woman can throw a dirty look with the best of ‘em…..
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This is like watching a Man City v Man Utd cup final - no one gives a flying fuck who ends up losing…..
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
No doubt the Wizard Lady will be paying the ‘substantial damages’ after the filth her sister from another mister posted. Same old same old; scratch a terf, reveal a racist.
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
@nigella.bsky.social Can you tell what it is yet?
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Don’t know what we’ve done to the mint this year but the leaves are mahoooosive……
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Just a perfectly normal country doing perfectly normal things…..
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Any cloud experts out there with an idea of what this is across the skies of Padiham by the Sea?
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Tonight’s gyros chicken thigh kebabs and salad is brought to you by Jamie Webster and the 20-times champions of England….
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
We are a stupid, stupid country….
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Why’s that then? #Brexit news.sky.com/story/uk-eco...
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Of course he fucking has…. news.sky.com/story/vetera...
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Veteran cabinet minister Michael Gove awarded peerage in Rishi Sunak's resignation honours
An outgoing prime minister can request that the reigning monarch grants peerages, knighthoods, damehoods or other awards in the British honours system to any number of people.
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I’m getting the word……Tory.
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Turns out rich people just used their money in the end. Who knew? Now do land/estate owning farmers.
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
“In a continent losing the security we relied on all our lives, trade disputes become trivial, Brexit an irrelevance. Merz is calling for Europe to come together in foreign, trade & security policy. Starmer ought to seize the chance and abandon fears of Brexiters” www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Starmer has the backing of Britons to stand up to Trumpism. At the White House, he should do so | Polly Toynbee
The PM will not and should not pick a fight with the president. But it is his duty to go there upholding British and European values, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
We are not, remotely, a normal country….,
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Is…..is this good news? www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...
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ICC Champions Trophy: Ben Duckett passed fit for England after groin problem
England opener Ben Duckett is passed fit to take part in the Champions Trophy after a scan on a groin problem.
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
“Siri, what’s the definition of a selfish Tory cunt?”
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Nailed it.
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I've completed this - if you're a female football fan, please spare 5 mins to do this.
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
As has been said before, we are not a normal country….
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
“Putin's ambition to wrench Ukraine away from its closest partners has been a monumental strategic failure.” Meanwhile, Putin's ambition to wrench the UK away from its closest partners has been a resounding success, Starmer forgot to add……. news.sky.com/story/starme...
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Sir Keir Starmer to sign 100-year 'friendship' deal with Ukraine in first Kyiv visit since becoming PM
The flurry of diplomatic activity comes as the conflict between Ukraine and Russia has intensified ahead of the inauguration of president-elect Donald Trump.
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I’m reasonably optimistic about how this might turn out…..
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Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Survivors of Telford abuse crimes & the mums of two women murdered by boyfriends say of the Safeguarding Minister Jess Phillips that ‘no one in public life has done more to support victims and survivors and to advocate for their interests’ www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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‘We stand by Jess’: Telford survivors criticise Musk’s attack on Phillips
Exclusive: Victims of male violence sign letter praising minister for devoting life to ‘fighting for women and girls’
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Is anyone else getting followed by a deluge of bot accounts at the moment? Alexanna and Lexira aren’t even bothering to change their fake profile pics…..
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
We are not, by any stretch of the imagination, a normal country……
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Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Burnley by the Sea was a delight this afternoon..
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