Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The actual “level of skilful handling by Westminster and Whitehall” we've seen since 2016…static.klipy.comPink Mascot Crash at Tesco with CushelleALT: Pink Mascot Crash at Tesco with Cushelle 180
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026@trissiam.bsky.social not sure you use this platform but just wanted to offer my sincere condolences during this difficult time….. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...bbc.co.ukLeon Goretzka: Aston Villa sign former Bayern Munich midfielderAston Villa complete the signing of former Bayern Munich midfielder Leon Goretzka on a free transfer. 010
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The absolute best. Her work within her free books charity deserves a sainthood. 110
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Oh no….. news.sky.com/story/countr...news.sky.comCountry music legend Dolly Parton diesCountry music legend Dolly Parton has died aged 80, her family has announced on social media. 030
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This takes me back to the good old Twitter days Steve, when you were batting back these falsehoods on the daily….. 020
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comThe Hangover: Count Me InALT: The Hangover: Count Me In 110
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The COVID enquiry concluded that 25,000 additional UK citizens died directly due to catastrophic decisions made by Boris Johnson. I don’t think it was in the papers more than a day. 000
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 02/08/2026‘We didn’t give enough children the chance to kill their Nana’ is quite the take Lewis. 070
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 17/07/2026There’ll come a time, a few years from now, when the only thing any of us will remember from COVID times will be Elton’s lockdown version of ‘I dill danding’…. 000
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Not been for a while but this place has never let me down…. labandera.co.uklabandera.co.ukLa Bandera - Best Spanish Restaurant in Manchester - La BanderaLa Bandera - Best Spanish restaurant and tapas bar in Manchester and one of best in the UK. With regular customers such as David Silva, Juan Mata... 100
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Was it all the goals conceded as opposed to the dearth of goals scored? 010
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 23/06/2026“While the Government’s red lines on Europe have been successful….” Until Politicians are prepared to be much braver than you’re being and stop posting absolutely disprovable nonsense like this, we’ve got no chance. The time for ‘baby steps’ is long past. 000
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I presume this is just copy and paste this from the last one? 000
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Only seven months ‘til the final Grace. You got this….. 010
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Yikes.static.klipy.comFrankt: Man in Striped Shirt Passed OutALT: Frankt: Man in Striped Shirt Passed Out 110
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Somehow Labour have gone from a crushing electoral walkover in 2024 to ‘slightly less shit than the Nazis in Reform’ less than two years later…… 010
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 17/06/2026static.klipy.comSam Allardyce Whistle ReactionALT: Sam Allardyce Whistle Reaction 110
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026This has the potential to be the greatest euphemism the world has ever known…. 000
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I mean, he made that fucking many, fair play to him for being able to pin it down to one. 020
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Somehow, his methods have turned players into shadows of their former selves. Mac Allister is unrecognisable to the player from 2025. His refusal to pick a right back and play him at right back was bizarre. His blindness to how terrible a signing Kerkez has been was just stubbornness. 210
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026A change was needed, it’s as simple as that. It’s a shame to let the Manager who won the Premier League go so soon afterwards, but the team was just not doing what he wanted them to do. 320
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 26/05/2026An insane review of Kerkez. He’s been utterly abysmal. Any ‘improvement’ you think you’ve seen is simply him moving from total and utter garage to just garbage. A complete waste of money. 000
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 24/05/2026He hasn’t signed a deal though, even if the suggestion is that he probably will. If he’d signed, it would be made public knowledge. So it may well have been his last game, and nobody actually cared. 210
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 24/05/2026One of the most bizarre things of a bizarre season was the exit of Konate towards the end of the game, presumably for good, and no one seemed to give a fuck. 110
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 24/05/2026So, so many things need fixing. We’ve been utterly, consistently grim since September, with the execution of the Madrid game at Anfield. 100
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 24/05/2026In that case, congratulations, you’re the new Tottenham Hotspurs Manager. 170
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 17/05/2026“Hi, this is the BBC. We’ve read your script and think we’d like to work with you. Your spider slap sketch was hilarious…..” 010
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 14/05/2026static.klipy.comFuturama: Shut Up And Take My Money MemeALT: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme 010
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 12/05/2026To put it slightly more bluntly, let his ridiculous red lines fuck off with him when he goes. Let the re-set be somebody else’s. 040
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 07/05/2026If I live to be a 1,000 years old, I will never understand why Starmer has made the Tories’ Brexit the one thing he’s true to and won’t consider a u-turn on. It’s their shitshow, why has he been so determined to own it? 151
Reposted by Tim HoustonGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I’m sorry, but everyone now knows exactly what Reform stands for, so if you vote for them, you’re a nasty racist with no respect for other humans. No ‘I didn’t know’ or ‘the other parties have let me down’ excuses now. Shame on them and shame on you. 824781
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Is it in goal, at the back, in midfield and up front? 000
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 17/04/2026The Lord said ‘and the corner was indeed taken quickly’ and then He called unto and beseeched Origi. And Origi obeyed his Lord and there was much rejoicing…. 010
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 16/04/2026@nigella.bsky.social Picked this beauty up at a charity shop in Knaresborough today for the princely sum of £3. There’s a Spring Chicken recipe I can’t wait to try…. 040
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 15/04/2026"We shall knock them out on the beaches, we shall spank the monkey on the landing grounds, we shall polish the knob in the fields, and in the streets, we shall beat our meat in the hills; we shall never stop choking the chicken….."media.tenor.coma man wearing a hat and a bow tie is looking at the camera .ALT: a man wearing a hat and a bow tie is looking at the camera . 010
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 15/04/2026media.tenor.coma woman says " do it " while talking to another womanALT: a woman says " do it " while talking to another woman 110
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 08/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a wooden wall and says `` here we go again '' .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a wooden wall and says `` here we go again '' . 110
Tim Houston @timhouston.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Without reading the link, is it this?media.tenor.coma group of people are dancing in a forest and a man is holding a woman 's hand .ALT: a group of people are dancing in a forest and a man is holding a woman 's hand . 000
