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Tim Hanshaw

@timhanshaw.bsky.social
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Armchair futurist. Good at trivia. Worried about the country and the world. Trying to stay positive. Failing @TimH@mas.to on Mastodon

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Micah @rincewind.run · 3h
called it baby
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Captain Holt Brooklyn Nine Nine
Alt: Captain Holt Vindication gif
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David Chen @davechen.bsky.social · 16h
Imagine showing this headline to someone from ten years ago and telling them “this actually represents a positive news day for us here in the future.”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23h
1) vance has this weird preoccupation with demanding that people show him gratitude 2) this is just another expression of the idea that some americans don’t count and at most should be seen and not heard
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I don't think most Americans understand yet what a global laggard the USA is turning into here. Media instead told us that electric vehicles were a fad that didn't work.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 6h
It would seem Elon Musk desperately wants to be a real-life James Bond or maybe Tony Stark, but he can't manage anything more sophisticated than Spy Kids.
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Tim Hanshaw @timhanshaw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I do not regret going with a Eufy scale this time around
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
😂 🍟 🍷https://newrepublic.com/post/216609/kimberly-guilfoyle-hiding-secret-burn-book-trump-family
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Kimberly Guilfoyle Reportedly Threatening Trump Family With Burn Book
“Kimberly knows where the bodies are buried,” one source said.
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Katie Drummond @katie-drummond.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
NEW: The new White House press secretary spent years working for an MLM called “Beachbody” — okay! — and when asked for comment, she confirmed that it was “sort of a pyramid scheme.”
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White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia Was an Affiliate Marketer for a Fitness MLM
Trump's newly installed press secretary tells WIRED that in the early 2010s, she promoted a product for a company then called Beachbody, which she described as “sort of a pyramid scheme.”
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
some deranged lunatic is going to storm an elementary school with an ar15 looking for the schools surgical center and the media is going to pretend we have no idea where they got that idea from
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
$2000. That's how much your household has already spent this year on Trump's Middle East War. Congressional Republicans won’t lift a finger. It’s time to vote them out.
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Roger Parloff @rparloff.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Before he trashed it with the Ilhan Omar search, AG Blanche was quite passionate about DOJ's 60-day rule against "actions that may have an impact on an election," which must "never be countenanced." And that was just a judge-ordered filing in a case indicted more than a year before the election.
The huge public filing that the Motion portends would also violate the Justice Manual,
which prohibits "Actions that May Have an Impact on an Election." Justice Manual § 9-85.500 (emphasis added). "Federal prosecutors and agents may never select the timing of any action,
including investigative steps, criminal charges, or statements, for the purpose of affecting any
election, or for the purpose of giving an advantage or disadvantage to any candidate or political
party." Id. Separately, prior to this case, DOJ followed an "Unwritten 60-Day Rule" summarized as follows:
• Former FBI Director Jim Comey: "[W]e avoid taking any action in the run up to an election, if we can avoid it." DOJ-OIG Report at 17.
• Former Attorney General Loretta Lynch: "[I]n general, the practice has been not to take actions that might have an impact on an election, even if it's not an election case or something like that." Id. at 18.
• Former Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates: "To me if it were 90 days off, and you think it has a significant chance of impacting an election, unless there's a reason you need to take that action now you don't do it." Id. at 18.
Departures from these practices should never be countenanced because they risk allowing
prosecutors to impact national elections, but the situation is even worse here where the Special ...
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bro, if your doctor is doing a cognitive test every time you get a physical, there’s a reason for that, and it’s not because you keep acing them.
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Tammy Duckworth @duckworth.senate.gov · 14/10/2026
You don't have to drive a diesel truck to feel the squeeze of Trump's illegal war.   Diesel prices are up more than 75%, driving up the cost of growing your food, shipping your groceries and delivering everyday goods.   Americans can’t go on like this. It’s time to end the war.
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Renee Dechert @reneedechert.com · 14/10/2026
Recommended:
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Nicole Noren: “I’m not going to have blood on my hands.”
Why Nicole Noren, a decorated ESPN producer, quit in protest.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 14/10/2026
boy Trump fucked the American auto industry. first he yanks their EV subsidies, leading them to slash production and write off tens of billions in investment, then he jacks up the price of oil by 50%, leading to skyrocketing EV demand going almost entirely to China bc GM et al left the market
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Tim Hanshaw @timhanshaw.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No, you pressed the plunger button AT LEAST 37,980 times 😊
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Inflation is up again. Not because of a pandemic. Not because of a natural disaster. Because of Trump’s war, tariffs, and corporate tax breaks. It really is this simple: Republicans took over, and then drove up the cost of living in America.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There is something real about Trump hires curing your imposter syndrome. Now that I’ve seen the new press secretary I am convinced that actually I am very good at public speaking. A genius, possibly
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 14/10/2026
Trump started a trade war with our biggest ally and gave a handout to our biggest enemy.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The moral is, if you’re appointed Ambassador to Greece as an unqualified nepo hire, don’t try to do bonus grifts. The grift is being Ambassador to Greece. You are being paid to hang out in Greece for 4 years. Grift accomplished
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 13/10/2026
Dogcatcher xkcd.com/3309/
Comic. [Three people seated at table.] PERSON 1 with ponytail: Once we break this story, he won’t be able to get elected *dogcatcher*. PERSON 2: Why do people always use “dogcatcher” as the example of a worthless office? Animal control officers are valued professionals. It just seems unnecessarily insulting. PERSON 3 with shoulder-length hair: Well, their job *is* catching strays.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This was my last straw too. One of his myriad Great Replacement/white supremacist tweets crossed my feed and I thought: “How the hell can I justify donating free labor that helps increase this guy’s wealth & relevance even infinitessimally?”
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
WOW. Kristi Noem and Elon Musk, among others, "chose to turn the power of the federal government against a singular employee with an impeccable record of public service. ... The attacks against Ms. Comans were based entirely on false information" and many officials "knew [they] were untrue."
In conducting this hearing, the Court is not called upon to resolve factual disputes between
the parties. The facts set forth in this Memorandum Opinion and Order were proposed by the
Plaintiff, unobjected to by the Government, and then deemed admitted by the Court. Dkts. 74, 75,
77.2 These facts establish that high-ranking government officials, including then Secretary of DHS
Kristi Noem and Elon Musk, engaged in a coordinated public relations campaign to impugn the
personal and professional integrity of Ms. Comans. For reasons unfathomable to this Court,
officials chose to turn the power of the federal government against a singular employee with an
impeccable record of public service. In short, Ms. Comans was professionally targeted and
personally attacked by government officials for no legitimate reason. The attacks against Ms.
Comans were based entirely on false information, and many government officials knew the
accusations were untrue at the time they were made. With no regard for the truth and with no
consideration for the personal and professional effect on Ms. Comans, government officials
exploited their access to mass media outlets to broadcast false information. These false
statements reached hundreds of millions of people. The purpose of this Order is, to the best of
this Court’s ability, to correct the public record and establish as a matter of law that the
statements made by these officials about Ms. Comans were objectively and demonstrably false.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I left x despite having a large following bc I don’t want to make free content for the world’s wealthiest racist. It’s not worth it to me.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Remember when Republicans said DEI was hiring an unqualified person based on their looks? ANYWAY.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I don't like what he said, and I double don't like that a major player in the national security apparatus looks like Business Godsmack.
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Robert Picardo @robertpicardo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Our new club.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Looking forward to the same scrutiny being impartially applied to Elon Musk and Melania Trump, whose immigration documents are much much worse than anything alleged about Omar's father
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let me make a sort of orthogonal point: I don’t get the attacks on immigrants - that even I’ve experienced - that sound like “you came here from a bad place.” Yeah man I know. That was the whole idea of coming here. To come to a good place where you can make something of your life in freedom.
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Harry McCracken @harrymccracken.com · 12/10/2026
Many people I like and respect are on Twitter, but Musk’s appalling, ongoing use of his own platform to spread hate is the single biggest reason why I won’t be actively participating anytime soon, and find it bizarre that people of good will do.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 12/10/2026
Americans see this for what it is - President Trump is abusing his power to go after political opponents weeks before an election.
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Elon Musk was violating his visa when he started his first business here and very likely obtained his U.S. citizenship through fraud. Where is that investigation?
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am way too online for my own good, and I had an unreasonably large twitter following, and I really *enjoyed* twitter for a lot of years, and yet leaving there and never looking back was maybe the easiest what-felt-like-a-big-ethical decision I've ever made.
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Tim Hanshaw @timhanshaw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well, this is disappointing.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
so cheerful and inclusive!!!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is the most obvious attempt at rage bait I've ever seen? "The site filled with antisemites, racists and Nazis openly using slurs and attacking anyone not a white man as 'DEI'? Well, ACTUALLY, I find it remarkably friendly."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/10/2026
question for brooks: what if they are, literally, nazis?
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Kate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Over on X, the “rigged election” crowd is pushing rumors around a video livestream clip of election workers, working late at night, allegedly doing something nefarious. Maricopa officials have explained that the workers are just… doing their jobs. But rumors around the video continue to swirl.
X Posts about the Maricopa Late-Night Video, Oct 9–11, 2026.” The x-axis is time (local) from midday Oct 9 to mid-morning Oct 11. The y-axis is the cumulative number of posts, including reposts, from 0 to 35,000. A black line shows the running total. It is flat until mid-afternoon Oct 9, then rises sharply that evening to about 5,000. It climbs slowly overnight, then steeply through Oct 10 to about 28,000 by that evening. It levels off overnight and rises again on the morning of Oct 11, ending near 36,000.

365 individual posts are plotted on the line at the time they were posted, sized by repost count. A legend identifies 80 original posts as blue circles, 220 reposts as green triangles and 65 quote posts as orange squares. The largest markers are early: a large original post in the afternoon of Oct 9, a very large quote post around 6:30 PM Oct 9 at the start of the first surge, and another large quote post around 9 AM Oct 10 early in the second. Reposts are spread along the whole curve.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's clear the plan is to blame Ukrainian refinery attacks for high gas prices, and portray Trump as working with Putin to save both nations. And the only way to stop the barbarism is to vote GOP in November. It's breathtaking in its cynicism, and it won't work.
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump 2 antitrust is like, giant mergers require no oversight and AI companies do not need any narrow exceptions to antitrust law to coordinate on safety, but the White House press pool must provide duplicative independent cameras covering speeches or else ummmmmm consumer prices will rise
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I guess we know what the “quo” is for the “quid” of Russia ostensibly supplying diesel to the U.S.
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Harry McCracken @harrymccracken.com · 11/10/2026
Anyone who does this instantly trashes all credibility as a serious thinker about this technology. What will they do if Trump demands that it be called American Intelligence or Trump Intelligence?
Screenshot of tweets: Tom Warren notes Satya Nadella now uses "Super Intelligence" instead of "AI," quoting Nadella's post about AI model risks.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man ended USAID, condemning millions to death
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 09/10/2026
Who went through all the major platforms where the Pentagon might stream their barbaric firing squad "livestream" execution to see if it violated their policies? Me. I did it.
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Tammy Duckworth @duckworth.senate.gov · 10/10/2026
Putin told Iran the locations of our warships. Today, Trump rewarded him by lifting sanctions and allowing American dollars to fuel Russia’s war machine. Our troops are in harm’s way, and the President cut a deal with the adversary putting a target on their backs.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think this analysis is correct. Reports out of Russia for the last six weeks show huge diesel shortages and long lines of cars trying to get it. Russia doesn't have the diesel Trump says he's buying for them. This is all for another purpose, which is psy ops.
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Max Chafkin @chafkin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
based on the pace hes spending, and what he's already spent it seems possible to me that musk winds up as the biggest gop midterm donor www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
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Elon Musk’s America PAC Is Spending Big on the Midterms. We’re Tracking It Daily
To follow Elon Musk’s America PAC money, WIRED created a live-updating tracker that highlights the trillionaire’s overall influence on November’s elections.
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Nathan Newman @nathansnewman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a complete betrayal of Ukraine and of Europe to violate sanctions on Russia. And Congress has passed laws to block Russia oil sales So Trump is violating international sanctions and federal law This should be his second impeachment related to Ukraine
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