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TimFoil

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An example of low self-expectations met exceedingly well.

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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, we’re entering an Orwellian dystopia, but we’re still the only nation with free drink refills.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All the news that fits.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The title of an Accept song?
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When I was moving from Columbus back to my hometown 3 hours away a friend of mine who was helping me move handed me a cd he had burned to put on once I got on the road with my loaded up car. It was‘Goodbye Columbus’ copied 22 times. I made it until Zanesville before I had to pop it out.
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/06/2026
For fifty years, fans, critics, and scholars have debated the meaning of the Eagles’ acclaimed 1976 recording “Hotel California.” Our new paper uses advanced AI analysis to finally reveal the hidden truth: it’s about what if there was a spooky hotel
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If you are on vacation in the 1930s on a yacht, at a Greek island resort or on a long train journey and one of the members of your tour is Hercule Poirot, maybe you should wait until next trip to pull that clever murder plot you’ve been working on.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
He’s going to do all he can to catch the real vandals.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Between The Fugitive and The Incredible Hulk.
Run Joe Run.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I thought The Vision had died.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My favorite was Run, Joe, Run.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Pittsburgh: “Kennywood’s open.” Kennywood is the local amusement park.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Knoweth when to holdeth them, knoweth when to foldeth them. Knoweth when to walketh away. Knoweth when to runneth. - Gambler 1:7.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
First level: Apollo Second level: Mercury
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NPR @npr.org · 04/04/2026
Roommates overall are skewing older, as young people stay with their parents for longer. The share of older adults looking to rent with a roommate has tripled from a decade ago. n.pr/3OlkHbS
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65, single, seeking a roommate: More seniors are being priced out of living alone
Roommates overall are skewing older, as young people stay with their parents for longer. The share of older adults looking to rent with a roommate has tripled from a decade ago.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I wonder if FIFA is going to want their trophy back.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Crap. I already cashed my tariff check.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Does this mean Texas gets invaded now? Or is that only after intrepid reporter Nick Shirley gets a scoop? www.fox4news.com/news/48-texa...
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aighttho.bsky.social @aighttho.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 13/01/2026
Protesters clashed with federal agents for another night outside the Whipple Federal Building, which holds ICE detainees. Agents fired less-lethal munitions and deployed chemical irritants at the crowd. 📷️: Jeff Wheeler
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I know it’s controversial but I will always side with “why should we change the idealistic symbols, they’re the ones who suck.”
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Ripper: Mandrake? Mandrake: Yes, Jack? Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie baby drink a bottle of formula?
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Because Pitt is a college team.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
There’s too much sausage says a manager at the sausage factory. He’s just describing future MAGA.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I’d go safety squeeze here if I’m the Blue Jays.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Yeah, he’ll never get any girls with that personality.
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Silky @silkyweineck.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Apparently Trump magic doesn’t work against the Pittsburgh Pirates. Something to keep in mind.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I’ll only go to Pirates’ games if they lower ticket prices by 1500%.
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Obviously, we need to shut down these satellites to get this problem to go away.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/07/2025
this is a real chyron that just aired on Fox
TRUMP ON IF MIGRANT ESCAPES, THEY'LL JUST GET EATEN BY WILDLIFE: I GUESS THAT'S THE CONCEPT
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
There were freedom fries and Lee Greenwood songs. And don’t forget the aluminum tubes.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Good times! www.nokings.org
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No Kings
On June 14—Flag Day—Donald Trump wants tanks in the street and a made-for-TV display of dominance for his birthday. A spectacle meant to look like strength. But real power isn’t staged in Washington. ...
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Genevieve Williams - Shakespeare Adjacent out now @rimrunner.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Scientists at Loughborough University create 'world's smallest violin'
The violin is smaller than a human hair and has "laid the groundwork" for future research.
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✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
A Florida weatherman telling his viewers he can no longer be confident in his forecasts due to cuts to atmospheric science is the kind of resistance content I’m here for. Kudos, Sir.🌦️
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
www.thedailybeast.com/kid-rocks-re...
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Kid Rock’s Restaurant Closes to Avoid Trump’s ICE Raids
Kid Rock’s Big A-- Honky Tonk Rock N’ Roll Steakhouse in Tennessee shuttered reportedly closed on Saturday to avoid being caught by ICE.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Boy, just imagine the reaction if Obama or Biden had (insert today’s absurdity). I’m tired of this game.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Good thing TBS wasn’t showing “Escape from New York” last night.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
As an absolutely out-of-control clinical narcissist Trump believes he deserves all titles, and is incapable of understanding respect or reverence. The more noise people make about this, the more controversy, the more convinced he will become that he SHOULD be Pope. Blow this up!
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
And the Switch 4 will be an actual stick.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Real Mothra twins vibes.
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AFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 16/04/2025
The Supreme Court ruled that the Trump admin must facilitate the return of SMART Union Local 100 apprentice Kilmar Abrego Garcia. They need to quit wasting time and bring our union brother home NOW!
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The bipartisan belief that America would be a better place if *other people* worked in a factory. www.ft.com/content/8459...
80+% of both Democrats and Republicans believe America would be better off if more Americans worked in manufacturing, but < 30% say that about themselves.
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I had an extremely funny joke about Tantalus, the funniest joke you’ve ever heard . . .
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
It’s not censorship, it’s curation.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/04/2025
FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam theonion.com/fbi-war...
FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
youtube.com/shorts/KmVBf...
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Trump’s tariff equation doesn’t add up
YouTube video by Bloomberg Opinion
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/04/2025
Larry Kudlow brings Rand Paul on his show to make the case against tariffs and hopefully stage an intervention for Trump
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TimFoil @timfoil.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
From the mouths of creepy old guys.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/04/2025
Larry Kudlow schools Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent about why trade deficits aren't actually bad
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