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tim kardashian

@timabot.bsky.social
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
me: I can't tell you how long I've been waiting clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best
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tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
the oceangate expedition had to have been to fake their own deaths
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tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 25/06/2023
Good morning bluesky!
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
[first day as a doorman] me: bye, thanks for coming sperm bank manager: *pulling me aside* this was literally the first thing we talked about
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tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
So far on this roadtrip i have learned that colorado has no good food and that wyoming is actually p cool
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tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
Showering at Tetons NP like a true dirtbag
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tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
Hitting Denver / Boulder this weekend, anyone got food recs?
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tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
My friends flew to 9/11 and all they got me was this lousy shirt
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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 08/06/2023
sometimes I get followed on social media by serious people with jobs that matter and I'm like... sorry, I can't engage with you on that level. do you wanna see a pig eat a watermelon
Rufus the pig eating a watermelon
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
If 25 people like your skeet they add you to Mount Rushmore and display your preserved body like Lenin’s.
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tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
PNW welcomes NE residents to the 5th season, smoke season!
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tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
Mad God is the mvp on shudder
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tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
The toilets have eyes
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 06/06/2023
Everyone has a plan until they get gently kissed on the forehead
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tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
Well hung rainier cherry 🥲
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tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
Hello world.
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