Reposted by tim kardashianAdam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 08/07/2023me: I can't tell you how long I've been waiting clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best 650784 0
tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 26/06/2023the oceangate expedition had to have been to fake their own deaths 000 0
Reposted by tim kardashianAdam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 23/06/2023[first day as a doorman] me: bye, thanks for coming sperm bank manager: *pulling me aside* this was literally the first thing we talked about 6671102 0
tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 23/06/2023So far on this roadtrip i have learned that colorado has no good food and that wyoming is actually p cool 000 0
tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 14/06/2023Hitting Denver / Boulder this weekend, anyone got food recs? 000 0
tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 10/06/2023My friends flew to 9/11 and all they got me was this lousy shirt 000 0
Reposted by tim kardashianChinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 08/06/2023sometimes I get followed on social media by serious people with jobs that matter and I'm like... sorry, I can't engage with you on that level. do you wanna see a pig eat a watermelon 4354161 0
Reposted by tim kardashianthey/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 07/06/2023If 25 people like your skeet they add you to Mount Rushmore and display your preserved body like Lenin’s. 26313 0
tim kardashian @timabot.bsky.social · 07/06/2023PNW welcomes NE residents to the 5th season, smoke season! 000 0
Reposted by tim kardashiandonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 06/06/2023Everyone has a plan until they get gently kissed on the forehead 19225 0