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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

nothing in this world quite like sharing a ham sandwich with your cat

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

*to the tune of kid rock's "picture"* i put my titties away...

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

white folks, you can say you enjoyed the halftime show without adding, "...and i didn't understand a word of it!"

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

one of the worst things about catholic funerals is how hard so many of those songs bang. i hate "here i am, lord" with a passion (cause it makes me weep like an infant) but i've had "prayer of st. francis" stuck in my head for days now.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

jd vance on the titanic painting a chaise longue

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

nothing disarms an attorney more than their inability to "e-file" a document

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

allthethingshesaid allthethingshesaid allthethingshesaid allthethingshesaid allthethingshesaid

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

it should be illegal for video games to tell you how many hours you've played

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

i respect the art, but why is every haircut $65+??

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Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

They're trying so hard to justify a murder. And every American should know: if they kill you, this is what they'll do to you.

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

i need an app a la the stardew valley television to tell me whether or not the spirits are in good humor each day

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

i've been so emotionally charged this week, as have the rest of you, so to keep myself from snapping and crying over cats i can't adopt, i am adopting sardonic hot girl posting for the weekend

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

the hottest thing a girl can do is play guitar

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

we need more explicit gay sex on tv, it's what will fix us all

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 09/01/2026

it’s tough trying to be fergalicious in these trying times

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

lmao some asshole yelled at me for sitting during the anthem at the flyers game

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

i'd like to thank gay hockey boyfriend show for curing my depression

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

as if there wasn't enough shit going on in the world, there was a fucking *yellow jacket* in my house!!!!

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

MPLS, my heart is with you. find this fuck and make his life miserable.

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

wrote my first song of the year, lfg twenty-twenty six suck my dih

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

me & the girls when that thin lizzy riff hits

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

crazy that the best thing that ever happened to erika kirk was becoming a widow

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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Morphwhous: you have to understand, most of these whos are not ready to be grinched. & many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it. were you listening to me, Grinch, or were you looking at the fat man in the red coat?

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

my favorite part of living in a gentrified city is tiptoeing over the unshoveled pavements of properties owned by private equity firms

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

seasonal shopping is so out of control...how do these stores have valentines shit out??

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

gene simmons and paul stanley both look like battered old wicker baskets

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

the online "philly accent" must be defeated. as usual, delco mf'ers wanna claim the city so badly and yet will be the first ones to comment that the reason the rite aid in their town closed is because of "crime in the neighborhood"

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

cancel this whole tuesday, i left my favorite umbrella on the bus.

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

yeah sex is cool but have you ever finished an entire rotisserie chicken yourself?

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

cathy's out in these street, ya heard?

Photo of a corner street sign in South Philly reading "_Ackson Street"

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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

cute!

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Fuckin rocking out

ScienceAlert headline: Tinnitus Is Somehow Linked to a Crucial Bodily Function

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

open.spotify.com/track/4wTvw1... need a 7 minute remix of this stat

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B2b

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

beware the wrapping paper ai generated

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/11/2025

there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

frankly dreaming of becoming someone's Supportive Aloof Wife™

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

omg yes, keep up this good energy tuesday -- DICK'S DEAD

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

the whole country has it's eyes on new york today. y'all got this!!

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

britney: you want a hot body? me: *sniffling*..yeah britney: you want a bugatti? you want a maserati? me: *whimpering* no, no i just... britney: you better work bitch me: *fully sobbing* britney, please....

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drew careymore 🪐 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

today would have been my mom's 66th birthday so i'm honoring her by doing some of the things she enjoyed most: getting just a lil bit zooted while listening to studio 54 playlists. and then later i'll have a lil piece of tiramisu after dinner but not before smoking a big ol' pregnant doink 😌

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