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Jeremy Tice

@tice.me
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Senior Engineer for MongoDB, board game enthusiast, Yankee fan, church musician, father, husband, lover of bad jokes. Probably other descriptors, but I've gotta keep an air of mystery, right? Twitter: @jetpacmonkey Mastodon: @jetpacmonkey@mastodon.social

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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am now realizing there is a path to the absolute funniest World Series moment in all of history: Dave Roberts leaving Blake Snell in too long against the Rays in Game 6 and blowing the series entirely
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 23h
The Hyundai service center wanted to charge me $85 for a cabin air filter replacement, which takes about 5 minutes to do and costs $7. Embarrassing levels of grift.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 13/10/2026
So today I bought a decaf mocha. At what point should I stop lying to myself and just get hot chocolate?
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 12/10/2026
Political ads should be forced to include what state they're talking about so I can know how much I don't care about them
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 12/10/2026
Is there a ... mr. iorowski?
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11/10/2026
Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bluesky pals! I have a sci-fi graphic novel called DRIVE, & it's my favorite thing I've ever done! If you need a long, escapist read at the moment the entire thing is free to read, here: drivecomic.com (THIS PAGE: Emiliana)
PANEL 1: The TRES PRIMOS (Tall, Squat, and Large) surround NANDO, after CAYETANO has walked away.
NANDO: Lord.
LARGE PRIMO: Yeah, Cayetano’s always been…a lot.

PANEL 2: A woman with short, half-shaved hair bursts from the crowd. She wears a dark uniform buttoned low. She wears distinctive glasses and large hoop earrings, and her lips are a dark lipstick.
EMILIANA: GENTLEMEN! What a thing to see you after 34 years.
TALL PRIMO: Emiliana.

PANEL 3: Close up on EMILIANA.
EMILIANA: And based on the buffalo grunting I could hear across the hall, I see Caye’s his usual calm, erudite self.

PANEL 4: SQUAT PRIMO holds his arm out begrudgingly introducing NANDO to EMILIANA.
SQUAT PRIMO: Emiliana, may I present your cousin, Fernando Cruz.
EMILIANA: Indeed! FERNANDO. I must admit, your files do you a disservice. You look much older than fifteen years.
NANDO: SIXTEEN.

PANEL 5: In silhouette, EMILIANA and NANDO face off.
EMILIANA: Sixteen! Well my goodness! Someone bring our new Emperor TWO pudding cups!
NANDO: “ha ha”. Yeah. Pudding cups.

PANEL 6: EMILIANA and NANDO shake hands, but NANDO glares at her.
NANDO: Good luck on stage, COUSIN. I’m gonna walk away now before I figure out why everyone avoids you.

PANEL 7: In the background EMILIANA looks shocked. SQUAT PRIMO and NANDO walk away, SQUAT PRIMO looks thrilled, NANDO looks nervous.
SQUAT PRIMO: WOW! Where’d that come from?!?
NANDO: Don’t tell her I actually do like pudding.

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Want to read the full story? Join us at Patreon.com/drive for the *FULL* Tales of the Drive archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! DRIVE copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 08/10/2026
God bless you, @davyandrewsdavy.bsky.social
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ryan Vilade first two AB: 2nd inning: flyout to left that would be a HR in 6 ballparks, but not Yankee Stadium 4th inning: home run to right that would only be a HR at Yankee Stadium BASE BALL
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 08/10/2026
THAT’S NOT A STRIKEOUT AT ALL, SPENCER!!
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 08/10/2026
I'm not sure there's a dude on the Yankees who I want to love more than Anthony Volpe, especially when compared to how he's played
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 08/10/2026
Call it a state fair, because we've got Maximum Fried out here
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Stacey Ghostsulias 👻 @stacegotsbaseball.com · 08/10/2026
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Spongebob and Patrick Panic
Alt: Spongebob and Patrick Panic
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 08/10/2026
Now that's how you play infield defense Cabby
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 08/10/2026
Are the Rays wearing throwbacks in a playoff game??
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 08/10/2026
How many grown adult men out there are going by "Petey"?
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 07/10/2026
Why is Come Down by Anderson .Paak stuck in my head? ...oh. right.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 07/10/2026
Last day of the year with 4 baseball games, appreciate it everybody!
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 07/10/2026
This is a pretty funny advertisement to find on the windshield of my EV
A card that says "is your car overdue for an oil change?" with some details on pricing, etc
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Mikhail Klimentov @leadergrev.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Has anyone heard anything about this guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
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Bobby Kotick vs. The Games Media
YouTube video by People Make Games
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 06/10/2026
Why does the Trop play Seven Nation Army with a swing beat?
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 06/10/2026
This game was better when I wasn't watching it yet
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 06/10/2026
The Rays are so consistently annoying to play against
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 06/10/2026
I bet this would be hilarious if I knew more things
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 06/10/2026
Ben Rice is my best friend
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 05/10/2026
Was randomly reminded today of how much I love the intertwining countermelodies in Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. My Eyes is such cool songwriting!
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 05/10/2026
Sometimes baseball folks on here are responding to an actual interesting conversation (or even an *annoying* interesting one) about analytics, but sometimes it's obvious they're just still looking at Twitter a lot, and I'd invite them to stop doing that, or at least, stopping make it my problem?
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 04/10/2026
I missed this announcement (benefit of already being a member, I suppose). I've always considered one reason to be a member is to keep the coverage free for people who can't afford it, but I get it if one membership no longer covers that. Happy to gift a month to anybody who's locked out now, DM me!
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Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rasmussen is amazing. (This is a baseball tweet.)
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 04/10/2026
If I was a neutral fan I’d be loving this, but I’m not, so less of Drew Rasmussen would be preferable
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 30/09/2026
It could be argued I'm early
A mostly empty Yankee Stadium. The Red Sox are taking batting practice.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 30/09/2026
Watching extra innings of one playoff game while on the train heading to another. It's the most wonderful time of the year!
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 30/09/2026
I know it's still a few hours until first pitch, but I'm not taking any chances with security. I can already feel the acid reflux starting.
A selfie of me at an LIRR platform. I'm wearing a Yankees hat, and a Yankees jersey on top of a dark green hoodie and a Yankees t-shirt. My facial expression is a combination of dread and excitement at like... 30%. Not nearing panic but on the road to it. Also am I a little bit cross-eyed? I never noticed that about myself before...
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have a night, Ben Rice baseballsavant.mlb.com/gamefeed?dat...
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 30/09/2026
I am appreciative of the Yankees for making this game not close
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 30/09/2026
BEN! ARROZ!!!!!!!
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 30/09/2026
I see both but it's obviously a bird right?
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 30/09/2026
It would be very considerate of the Yankees towards my overall mood if they'd score some more runs please
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 30/09/2026
A LEAD!!
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Captain Holt's Hot Damn Dance in Brooklyn 99
Alt: Raymond Holt from Brooklyn 99 saying "HOT DAMN"
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 30/09/2026
Cam Schlittler pitching is better than not Cam Schlittler pitching
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 30/09/2026
I can tell it's about time for playoff baseball by the way my breath is starting to get short
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 29/09/2026
A good reason to get into baseball for the next month is it's much more fun to have a panic attack about Roki's ability to find the zone than so-and-so poll numbers.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🦒 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/king-of-jungle-25850153
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 25/09/2026
So what are we talking about today, drinks at interviews, really?
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 25/09/2026
Alex Bregman is the first person in MLB history to play in 10 straight postseasons without appearing on the Braves or Yankees.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/09/2026
Kids used to do that in book reviews on Barnes and Noble. Authors were like "why am I getting all these 3 star reviews that say "redtail plz go back"?
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 23/09/2026
Whyyyy am I awake
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 22/09/2026
@majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social @chrishanel.com these covering each other up irrationally annoys me, would it be hard to detect an overlap and shift the dollar amounts up and down so the edges meet at the average? I'm assuming the overlay isn't open source or else I'd try and open a PR.
The Forever Joint Tops recap screen, with total spent labels for both players overlapping so only one is visible
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