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Jeremy Tice

@tice.me
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Senior Engineer for MongoDB, board game enthusiast, Yankee fan, church musician, father, husband, lover of bad jokes. Probably other descriptors, but I've gotta keep an air of mystery, right? Twitter: @jetpacmonkey Mastodon: @jetpacmonkey@mastodon.social

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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 07/10/2026
This is a pretty funny advertisement to find on the windshield of my EV
A card that says "is your car overdue for an oil change?" with some details on pricing, etc
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 30/09/2026
It could be argued I'm early
A mostly empty Yankee Stadium. The Red Sox are taking batting practice.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 30/09/2026
I know it's still a few hours until first pitch, but I'm not taking any chances with security. I can already feel the acid reflux starting.
A selfie of me at an LIRR platform. I'm wearing a Yankees hat, and a Yankees jersey on top of a dark green hoodie and a Yankees t-shirt. My facial expression is a combination of dread and excitement at like... 30%. Not nearing panic but on the road to it. Also am I a little bit cross-eyed? I never noticed that about myself before...
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 30/09/2026
With a stroopwaffel!
A mug with a stroopwaffel on top. There's a garbage Kalshi ad on the tv in the background
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 22/09/2026
@majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social @chrishanel.com these covering each other up irrationally annoys me, would it be hard to detect an overlap and shift the dollar amounts up and down so the edges meet at the average? I'm assuming the overlay isn't open source or else I'd try and open a PR.
The Forever Joint Tops recap screen, with total spent labels for both players overlapping so only one is visible
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 16/09/2026
I'm not sure if this strictly "counts" as negative space, but the Milwaukee Brewers glove logo forming an "m" and "b" makes me so happy
Milwaukee Brewers ball in glove logo
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 28/08/2026
just got my copy of possibly the greatest game ever made and I am so very excited @bloodontheclocktower.com
A copy of the social deduction game Blood on the Clocktower. The box is stylized to look like a very old book, with the logo of a demon door knocker front and center. It's sitting on my couch but that's not particularly important.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 18/04/2026
I am ready for some improvised Shakespeare
A picture of an empty stage, the Main Stage at Brooklyn Improv, and some people seated in front of me facing it. There's dim red lighting on a brick background.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 15/04/2026
This seems good, is this good?
Screenshot of a paragraph from the article, which says:

Rice’s trend arrow was already firmly pointing up. A couple of months ago, I ran the numbers to see which players had seen their 2026 forecasts improve the most during the 2025 season. Rice ranked sixth among the hitters in terms of the largest improvement. He was projected for a 128 wRC+ entering this season, but his rest-of-season wRC+ has already jumped to 137. The in-season model is simpler than the full ZiPS model (otherwise it couldn’t run every day), and with StatCast data included, ZiPS now sees Rice as a 143-wRC+ hitter the rest of the way. That’s the seventh-best rest-of-season wRC+ projection in ZiPS.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 11/04/2026
It turns out your nemesis was Steam all along
Error message from Steam that says "Follow. There was a problem saving your changes. Please try again later."
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 11/04/2026
A picture of my desk. On the left is a laptop showing the YES broadcast of the Yankees-Rays game. On the right is the NASA livestream of the Integrity splashdown (currently showing a visualization as they're in the blackout period)
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 28/03/2026
I don't know what it is about this dude but he makes me laugh harder than anyone else on TT and his view counts do not match that
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 23/03/2026
Oh hey, I'm wearing my pair of those today! I think they're my favorite so far of the @thegooddotstore.bsky.social @techconnectify.bsky.social collab
Me, from the calf down, lifting my jeans pant leg to reveal the same R/G/B socks. Also teal sneakers. How well these colors go together is a question for somebody else.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 02/03/2026
This is in Safari 26.3
"SOME TEXT" with a highlight only covering the bottom part of the second row
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 27/01/2026
I posted this on Facebook just now in the hopes that someone who didn't already agree with me might see it, but I guess I might as well put it on here too. Might be silly to think it's worth saying, but I'm... not getting very much less upset as time has passed.
None of this started with Gregory Bovino and Kristi Noem, and it absolutely cannot be resolved with just those two being fired, even if that does seem like a good place to start. Every day that Stephen Miller has any sort of authority is another day too many. Every day JD Vance is vice president is another chance for him to worm his way into another loathsome calculated position engineered to cause maximum division. Every day Donald Trump is president is another opportunity for whoever he talked to most recently to insert another bad idea into the space his brain used to be before it leaked out his ears. ICE must be abolished, officers who acted in blatant disregard for the law must be prosecuted and held responsible, and anything less than impeachment is yet another bandaid on a bullet wound.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 10/01/2026
Why does it feel like this would make an incredible album cover? (Spoilers for today's #referdle). Band name as the final answer, album name as the two visible guesses.
A Wordle-style grid, with guesses of "POSER" and "SOUND", And a correct answer of "SOGGY"
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 08/01/2026
@molly.wiki looks like another random fake TikTok account pretending to be you
Screenshot of the TikTok account @molly0xfffx claiming to be Molly's "private account"
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 29/12/2025
Upsot?
Barbra Streisand
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 22/12/2025
I took this last year at the San Diego Zoo. My wife said she thought I might be a female bird based on how much I kept taking about colorful plumage.
A bird with purple and teal feathers, a black head, and a bright yellow eye. It's beautiful and I love it.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 11/12/2025
I see you, Clues By Sam
A judge emoji, the name "Aaron", and the profession "judge" in cell A1 of today's puzzle at cluesbysam.com. Aaron Judge is the name of the right fielder for the New York Yankees.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 08/12/2025
Had a nice moment remembering that Buttersafe exists today when they apparently fixed their RSS feed and everything suddenly showed up in my feed reader. The fact that this is the one that resonated with me the most probably isn't a great sign, though. www.buttersafe.com/2025/09/18/e...
A comic strip using a simple minimalist art style.
Panel 1: "Okay, let's see what I've got to offer the world today."
Panel 2: *pulling their chest open* "Hmm, heart seems to be empty."
Panel 3: *cracking their head open* "Nothing in here either"
Panel 4: *falls to their knees with a "thunk" sound effect*
Panel 5: *falls forward onto their face with a "fwud" sound effect*
Panel 6: *remains lying still*
Panel 7: *passes gas with a "phhbt" sound effect*
Panel 8: "There it is."
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 05/11/2025
I'd really love it if my county could pull it together for once. I recognize it's not the way it tends to go in the suburbs, but it'd still make me happy.
With 60% reporting, Republican Bruce Blakeman leads Democrat Seth Koslow 55-45% for Nassau County Executive
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 02/10/2025
Emily's here too!
Me and Emily
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 02/10/2025
Tonight's activity, checking in from section 424
A shot of the field at Yankee Stadium
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 25/09/2025
Trying to remember if I've ever seen a graph quite like this for something representing a full season (from @fangraphs.com). The closest thing I can think of is single-game WPA odds, but there are so many games played that you expect there to be some weird ones in there.
2025 AL Central Playoff Odds graphing each team's probability of winning the division. Detroit goes above 50% odds before the end of April, and is solidly in the 95% to 100% range by July. All the other teams are consistently below 25% throughout most of the season. And then, right at the end (between September 16 and today, September 25), Detroit plummets down to their current 19%, and Cleveland rockets up to 81%.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 24/09/2025
I'll say
A very cropped screenshot of Cassidy's linked post, just showing the tag "#personal"
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 15/09/2025
Is this good? @benclemens.bsky.social @ewstats.com
Ben C's prediction: The Chicago Cubs will score enough runs to double the number of points scored by the Chicago Bears in the month of September.

Accompanied by a line graph showing the Cubs and Bears very nearly even in runs and points this month at approximately the halfway point, and another line representing 2x Bears points well above.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 15/08/2025
Facebook no! A"third reich" would absolutely not fix everything! @samreich.bsky.social @rbreich.bsky.social
Sam and Robert Reich posing on the set of Game Changer in a Facebook post from Sam. Sam has added the caption "two Reichs don't make a wrong", and one of Facebook's AI-generated suggested questions is "Would a third Reich fix everything?"
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 09/08/2025
Shrek in human form looking perplexed and concerned
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 30/07/2025
Spotted in @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social's newsletter from this morning: Cleveland may not be willing to cave and change their name back, but Jonathan India is proactively bending the knee I guess!
A screenshot with the text "Royals 9, Atlanta 6:  Kyle Isbel hit a three-run double and Vinnie Pasquantino homered. Bobby Witt Jr. and Jonathan Indian each drove in two runs and"
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 09/06/2025
Facebook's AI suggestions seem... confused...
AI-generated Q&A under a Facebook post, where the question reads "How does this update relate to your life?" and the truncated beginning of the answer is "I'm just a language model, I don't have personal experiences or emotions, but I can..."
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 31/05/2025
It was a bit windy out today
A tree branch in my backyard. It's slightly bigger than the lounge chair it fell beside.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 19/05/2025
He wanted me to look it up in the dictionary, and... oh look it's a variant of the same word!
Screenshot of the header from dictionary.com's definition for "small". It says "small, adjective, smaller, smallest".
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 15/04/2025
It's a good day
A chocolate milkshake with a butterfinger sticking up out of it, with Yankee Stadium in the background
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 25/01/2025
I am so ready
A panorama of the setup inside the arena. There's a message on the jumbotron telling us to scan a QR code to "get ready to roll with us!" and so so many people.Zoomed in shot of the players area. Alternating triangles outline the area in neon.Me and my wife! We're very cute.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 25/01/2025
And what a glorious Reuben it is
The tastiest looking sandwich you ever did see
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 13/01/2025
...and I want it painted black
A coloring page from my daughter's school that says "I see a red cap"
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 16/12/2024
Sure why not, here's me at 21!
Me playing saxophone as a 21 year old
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 05/12/2024
So the longest episode I, a Yankee fan, listened to this year was two self-professed Yankee haters (@joeposnanski.bsky.social and @kentremendous.bsky.social), talking about how much they enjoyed the Yankees losing in the world series. I think something might be wrong with me.
A screenshot from the Pocket Casts app's yearly wrapup, saying that the longest episode I listened to in 2024 was 2 hours 34 minutes.

It was "A Quick 5 Minutes on the World Series" from "The PosCast with Joe Posnanski & Michael Schur".
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 25/11/2024
Caramel apple empanada, oh how I've missed you
A caramel apple empanada with a bite taken out of it to reveal the gooey goodness inside
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 16/10/2024
Going to Citi Field tonight and figured I shouldn't wear my Yankees hat/jersey, so instead I've got a Jet Lag: The Game hat, a @fangraphs.com hoodie, and a Dimension 20 t-shirt underneath it. You may have known I was a nerd, but did you know I was EVERY SINGLE KIND of nerd?
Me making a half hearted smile, wearing my Jet Lag hat and Fangraphs hoodie. I'm also wearing other things but they're less visible.
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 05/10/2024
Alright let's see some ball
View of Yankee Stadium from the upper deck in the right field corner
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 05/10/2024
En route to the Bronx let's gooooo
Me, excited and nervous, wearing a Yankees jersey and hat, on the Long Island Railroad
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 14/09/2024
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 14/09/2024
I dunno I don't think they heard me
The scoreboard, still showing almost all zeroes in the top of the 6th inning
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 14/09/2024
Let's play some baseball, gentlemen
Yankee Stadium from a little ways down the 3rd baseline
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 05/07/2024
Got a new toy today! Happy birthday to me 😄
A new Meta Quest 3 VR headset and accompanying Elite Strap with battery
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 03/12/2023
This feels like a very different movie
An eBay listing of "Eat, Pray, Love", but titled "Eat prey, love - Julia Roberts"
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 03/12/2023
Is it even really a smart home without a mostly unnecessary wall-mounted screen of some sort? I feel like I deserve a merit badge or something.
An iPad mounted to a wall, displaying a HomeAssistant dashboard
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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 03/12/2023
@ewpod.bsky.social @benlindbergh.bsky.social @megrowler.bsky.social since you specifically said you liked seeing these...
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