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Professor Goose

@thundergoose.bsky.social
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Magpie mind interested in all things biology and anything else that catches my attention. Clumsy ally. She/they

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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 3h
They want to notify the winner before the news goes public because the press WILL call, regardless of the time.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 8h
It may actually be the insurance company policy. My insurance company won’t pay dentists directly, only reimburse the patients. It sucks.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 8h
Fortunately when they call it’s usually the middle of the night here so it’s acceptable to be sound asleep.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 22h
Your periodic reminder that vaccines save lives. The last winter I found data for (2024-25) had AT LEAST half a million hospitalization for the flu (US) and 40,000 deaths (again US).
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Adventures in flu shots part 3 I sat in my car after getting vaccinated and flapped my arms and I’ve had very little pain. Best of all I probably won’t get flu this year and if I do get it I will probably get a mild case and am less likely to be hospitalized! Fin
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Adventures with flu shots part 2 When I got my vaccine they offer a $5 off coupon. I needed a few things anyway so I took one. When I presented it at the cashier the register wouldn’t accept it because the coupon expired two months ago. 🙄
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Adventures with flu shots part 1 You can be a middle age grown up and if you ask for stickers they’ll give you one, or, if you’re lucky, a whole set of them! I’m planning to wear them to the farmers market, the dentist and wherever else I go in public for the next week.
A row of four stickers. On the left a pink sticker has a white unicorn with rainbow mane and tail that says “I am brave!” Next is a pale blue cartoon narwhal that says “I got my shot!” Third is a purple sticker with a grey cartoon great horned owl that says “I was brave!” Last is a green sticker with a cartoon turtle that says “I got my shot!” All animals have red band aides with a white heart and all sticker have a white heart next to the letters CVS
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
May the seat next to you on the airplane be empty and may there be no crying babies. Have a great time!
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Michael Grunwald @mikegrunwald.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GREAT ENVIRONMENT AND CLIMATE NEWS!!! (Not a typo!) The Indonesian government has cancelled its insane Food and Energy Estates project, which would have deforested a land mass the size of Maryland. Amazing work by @mightyearth.org. A massive victory for the planet. mightyearth.org/article/indo...
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Indonesia Announces End to “World’s Largest Deforestation Project” - Mighty Earth
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hoping for a good outcome for your mom! 🫂 And a bad one for Paxton 🤣
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mango says it's time for bed. HIS time. I need to stay where I am.
A grey tabby cat on a grey blankie, Mango is twisted with his face up (eyes closed), the front half of his body sideways and the back part almost completely paws down.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love this! Biology, once again, is weirder than you thought.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I didn’t feel bad at all - just the usual sore arm. But most vaccines don’t bother me much so your mileage may vary. COVID mRNA is the big exception.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you for your excellent explanation, especially avoiding hyperbole.
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Aquarium of the Pacific 🐋 @aquariumpacific.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With an ongoing marine heatwave, you may encounter marine animals that are sick, injured, or deceased. The best way to help is to keep a safe distance and call the experts trained to respond. Visit pacific.to/rescue for the full list of SoCal rescue contacts.
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Coyote / J. Stryker 🇨🇦 | Memento Vivere 🍃 @easterncoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Capybara on a sunny beach. "If you are seeing this, the curse is lifted. Have a good day"
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me, too. I also found a pocket knife in my carry on after it had gone through security twice! In two different countries!
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seriously! Crunchy is for eating with a hot beverage (and dipping in said beverage). Gooey is for chocolate chip cookies so you have to lick the chocolate off your fingers when you’re done.
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Kevin Butler @milesnaismith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't remember who recently posted this, but it fits.
A ghost holds a thing of french fries and talks about potatoes.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a molecular biologist I can confirm that I have eaten my study molecules
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Gwen Pearson @bug-gwen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some nice news to start your Monday: Wētāpunga breeding program showing great results 🙂 www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
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‘The future is bright’: breeding programme brings world’s heaviest insect back from the brink
Wētāpunga can weigh as much as a mouse and its numbers dwindled across New Zealand due to predators and habitat loss
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No one is owed forgiveness. Demanding it is selfish and a sign they haven’t considered other people’s feelings. Sorry you had to deal with their bullshit yet again.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My husband is a Tucked-in Shirt Guy. Don’t forget to check the back view!
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CK DexterHaven 🍂🍁🍂 @ckshowalter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve done cat rescue for 15 years, and worked in the bougie pet food industry. Your cat cannot be vegan. Period, full stop. You can’t supplement your cat safely on a vegan diet. The vegan cat food you see on the shelf, it’s a chemical cocktail that’s not good for your cat.
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Sandy Horne @sandyhorne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With Halloween coming up, it's time for the reminder to avoid buying/using fake spiderwebs. They can entangle and entrap birds. There's some good alternative ideas on this web page ... birdlife.org.au/news/bird-sa...
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Bird-safe Halloween decorations - BirdLife Australia
How to celebrate Halloween with bird-friendly decorations.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's ctenophores day in America! Here's a not great picture I took at the Monterey Bay Aquarium.
Three 2 tailed ctenophores . Each has an elongated spherical body. These are translucent with pale lines and a bright structure in the center of the body. Each has two pale yellow tails, a little longer than the body.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cruise is top of my list. But I’ll add Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler
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Gwen Pearson @bug-gwen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@flygirlnhm.bsky.social They also have a hoverfly tea towel which seems very much like something you would like 😀 shop.fossilforager.art/product/hove...
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Hoverflies Tea Towel
𓆣 Measures 19 x 28 inches. Includes hanging loop. 𓆣 100% cotton. 𓆣 Please note colors in photo may not be 100% accurate due to monitor differences/lighting. Please note: some shrinking may occur if ma...
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Skeets are not the best way to communicate! We all misunderstand sometimes
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was so pissed the first power outage after I set up with battery power to my home office and tried to connect with my work website and… no internet. Our ISP is on the same grid and they don’t have a backup system.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know what else is fun about having your Wi-Fi on a backup battery? Discovering that your ISP goes down when you loose power.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On my way!
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Cute Baby Goose Running
Alt: Cute Baby Goose Running
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let’s be like Denmark
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Sammy Roth @sammyroth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good news California! You can now install plug-in solar panels without permission from your utility. Your gas company is also required to offer you thousands of dollars to install electric appliances instead of replacing your gas line. Lots more here: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/newsom-cle...
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Breaking: Newsom green-lights balcony solar
The governor finished strong on clean energy — with one big exception.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very much needed. Thanks for posting.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gorgeous!
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope it doesn’t get too bad.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From the Dome fire? I didn’t see any fires close to there.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bet none of them have had their doctor tell them to loose weight, either
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good news!
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My first dog (as an adult) was a Doberman. The was a forested trail near our house. When we encountered off leash dogs and the person would yell that they were friendly I would always yell back that mine wasn’t. (He was but people would freak out because Dobe = scary)
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Vampire crabs? Cool!
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We didn’t really need to spends weeks watching all the obscure MCU materials after all. That was just a money making gimmick.
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Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 30/09/2026
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
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Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If women in your life are in a bad mood this is why. Give them some grace. If you’re male, start standing up and saying this behavior is not okay.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish I was in a better position to adopt one of the Weird Puppies of Sacramento! 😍 I’d drive up there overnight so I could be first in line.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Always a pleasure to be reminded of this.
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