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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

wait so The white sox are in the playoffs, but it’s not on TV and it’s against a .500 team? What the fuck is going on here?

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Strong Matt Lafleur vibes from the cowboys there

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

never forget that Snoop Dogg is a fascist who supports America’s ongoing destruction. there is nothing cute or fun about this man

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wisconsin gets to have a fucking football team again? What did they miss one bowl game in 30 years? Meanwhile my school gets condemned to several more decades of the wilderness after winning 19 games in 2 years? I hate this fucking sport!

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Re: the notion that Illinois is Iowa now Iowa has 2-3 electric college football moments a year, of the grade that Illinois does once a decade if that. Our last one was 2019 Wisconsin. The 2024 Michigan game ruled but only we care about that

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Literally who even cares where the Pat McAfee express pulls up anymore It’s over. The aura is gone.

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this Iowa win will be much funnier when they get Berted 10-9 in november

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

lol Michigan has the same real world record as shit ass Illinois right now

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Michigan’s quest to win the fakest natty of all time continues

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not a snowball’s chance in hell Illinois puts up any fight tomorrow. We’ve been *fucking annihilated* by every playoff caliber team we’ve played under Bielema

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not a snowball’s chance in hell Illinois puts up any fight tomorrow. We’ve been *fucking annihilated* by every playoff caliber team we’ve played under Bielema

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if bluesky is gonna pivot from Indiana to northwestern I’m outta here so fuckin fast

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Boo birds out for Matt Lafleur at Lambeau BOO HIM LOUDER

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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“How does it feel to celebrate with everyone?” “I AM JAPANEESSSEEE!!!” Ode to Munenori Kawasaki by Munetaka Murakami #WhiteSox

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I mean the playoffs is fine (not going anywhere) but I WANT THE DIVISION Please Red Sox/royals PLEASE

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Any ref crew but the Jeff Servinski squad works the 2022 Purdue game and Illinois wins the Big Ten West

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

God you people have me defending Jordan Love, a pick I hated and still hate but which did eventually turn into a *perfectly fine* nfl quarterback

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Huh if Jordan Love is ass for what he did against the Vikings, what does that make Caleb Williams?

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Cmon packers let’s close out this nail in LaFleur’s coffin!

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m still not used to the new CFB clock rules. Games feel like Big Ten West pacing

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

it’s been a while since I put on my Oklahoma Hat so here it is: These guys suck, no defense is good enough to make up for how bad their offense is with a senior quarterback. Venables does NOT FUCKING GET IT. Texas will destroy them, they might not find 8 wins and also uhhh they could lose TONIGHT.

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I would like to see the record of teams with the ball and the game mathematically over (ie opponent has no timeouts, it’s first down and there’s under two minutes left). It should be literally impossible to lose in this situation. Mario Cristobal has done it though

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Marked safe from being forced to watch college gameday

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

white sox usually not in position to blow it like this so at least it’s nice to get a rare opportunity

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Possible exit strategy for the Iran war takes shape if they actually seat democrats who win the house and senate, and those dems then pass a war powers resolution. That allows Trump to get out of the war while claiming “I would have won if those goddamn Dems didn’t force me to retreat!”

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You n'wah!

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

How will Abdul El-Sayed ever escape the stigma of being tied to someone who said something correct that made people mad? That’s what took down Obama! Wait a sec

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If they actually spearheaded a global initiative to eliminate contrails, it would actually reduce global warming from jet travel. We could actually get bipartisan support for this, since republicans think contrails are some kind of conspiracy to poison them

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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The two warring sex cults that rule America are fighting

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Warriors don't win modern wars. They haven't for quite some time.

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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Late season baseball rocks because it feels like when an RPG forces you to use a character you don't like in a boss fight. "What the fuck do you mean Tommy Pham is batting 4th in the most important game of the year?"

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

We play two teams with lower payrolls, but one of them is Iowa. That Duke loss (somehow they have a much lower payroll than us) could be the difference between bowling and staying home. If you’re an #illini fan I know you’re not taking 6 wins for granted.

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Didn’t expect to see Illinois so far below northwestern on this list. Got a sneaking suspicion we might get what we paid for.

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

it rules that the president is a 90s cartoon style eco-villain. just doing a backyard burn of big yellow barrels that say “POLLUTION”. hexxus ass motherfucker

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I kept telling you people Texas is pure dag nasty evil. Did you not see Sark looking like a fucking Sith Lord on the sideline? If you enjoyed Saturdays result I hope you feel bad about yourself

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

for the first time in my life I am a “genuinely hope the team does not win” guy, this time for the packers. i need them to lose every game this season. I need the bears to put up a hundred points on them. ALL THAT MATTERS is getting rid of Matt Lafleur

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I don’t think I’ve ever hated anyone involved in NFL football as much as I hate Matt Lafleur. The season’s over because he’s still the head coach

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You can always count on Matt LaFleur’s Packers to execute in the clutch

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Time to see Matt LaFleur’s team demonstrate resilience in the fourth quarter Lmfao

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