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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)

@thumpasaurus.bsky.social
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Detroit City FC owner (cold weather tank top guy from the Keyworth fence) fighting illini enthusiast (postgame shots guy from The Champaign Room, debilitating ADHD guy from the @offtackleempire.bsky.social podcast) replacement level jazz trombonist

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a pale imitation
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Coolidge and 8 mile
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it’s been five years but at long last the answer to this question is “no”
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Made this five years ago
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
bin Laden when you show him America 25 years after 9/11
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
re: Michigan
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
THIS CANNOT BE
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Unparalleled bench press song
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
he was not one of college football’s best two punters in the 2021 season
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
let’s go go go white sox
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If you follow the nfl at all, @thedrawplay.com is ELITE here’s cam Newton being laid off from espn
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
NSFMF
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What if something good happened
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Big time I’m Old indicator here
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
last night my adhd held me hostage until I learned this am I allowed to resume living my life now?
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is this a fucking joke
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
playing Sauce Music
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fun times in Cleveland today, it’s Cleeevelaaaand
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
me when they get weewoo’d at
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
played hurt benched 260 please clap
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
meanwhile in metro detroit
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Holy shit
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“Oh yeah! Look at ya! You was poppin all that good shit a second ago! Then you got KICKED IN YO CHEST!”
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
He really went
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
nah Kirkification refers to a meme following Kirk’s death where people would put his face on everything using AI. if your pic got Charlie Kirk face swapped, you got Kirkified pictured: the Mona Lisa post-kirkification
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
isn’t that just a fancy word for a chastity cage
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I don’t give a shit how convenient the timing of the caution that ended this race for rain was
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This shit ruled and my Earnhardt bonafide will not be questioned
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
looks like they did indeed do the fireworks in the middle of the night
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
combat zone
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the sun has set on the Fourth of July in Michigan.
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My followers demand that I post Mad Thunderwood. But I already posted the real answer
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’ve never been this mad
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
trying to convince them you died but they don’t believe you
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Any other Claudiae out here?
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
rooting for a hellish July 4th
William Henry Harrison
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Discussed this with my friend who worked at Brightline. Nothing is unique about brightline, they just added more trains to places where trains were already killing people. The rate at which trains kill people has not changed.
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
when you consider how fat I am this is more impressive than it looks
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
fuck yeah it’s my favorite song about… …this particular practice
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hidratacioning
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I am finna test his lateral I’M HITTING HIM WITH LATERAL MOVEMENT HE CANT DO ANYTHING
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