yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 22/09/2026If I never read "AI actress Tilly Norwood" again, it will be too soon. 110
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 26/08/2026Bathtub in an elevator—why? Bathtub in an elevator with a bath mat draped over the side—oh, it’s art! 120
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 03/04/2026Movie idea: a boy scout is wronged by international crime smugglers and cuts a path of revenge through their ranks using the skills he has learned through scouting. Each time he uses a skill to kill someone, he tears the merit badge off his sash and leaves it behind as a calling card. 110
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 15/03/2026What ever happened to all those Mattel movies we were supposed to get after the success of Barbie? How are future generations even going to develop a weird post-apocalyptic religion around the only surviving media (the Polly Pocket movie) if they don't get made? 033
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 10/03/2026Business idea: wonton soup with tiny wontons so you can eat it with a boba straw 010
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 07/02/2026What if your superpower was phlogiston manipulation and then they proved phlogiston wasn't real. You'd probably feel pretty stupid. 110
Reposted by yer pal mumblesDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down. 615774792
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 28/01/2026What did they call the British invasion in the UK? The poppucation? 010
Reposted by yer pal mumblesStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot. 199188246076
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 13/01/2026My mom once told me that Dilbert seemed like the kind of thing I would like, and I didn't speak to her for a month. 020
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 10/01/2026I just added a little achar to my lentil soup, and it TOTALLY KICKED IT INTO HIGH GEAR. MY SOUP IS IN FOURTH GEAR NOW. NOT FIFTH GEAR, THAT WOULDN'T LEAVE ANY ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT 020
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 16/12/2025Somewhere out there in the multiverse is a Pringles ad where the guy from the can shows off his gams while dancing to “One Pringular Sensation” 120
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 11/11/2025The best thing about Sydney Sweeney is that her name sounds like the proprietor of a goose fat factory in a Dickens novel. 130
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 05/11/2025Why did I ever live Fort Greene (Because my landlord refused to do repairs and then paid me to move out and then I couldn't afford to live there anymore) 010
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 04/10/2025Every few months, I test each streamer I subscribe to. I visit it with arbitrary cancellation. If this is taken as sincere, and I am offered six months for just $1.99 per month, I judge that service harmless--I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I unsubscribe utterly. 030
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 19/09/2025Did you guys know that Baker Street isn't just the saxophone solo from Baker Street? There's, like, a whole song around it! And it doesn't sound very much like the saxophone solo of itself! This world is just so full of wonder. 120
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 07/09/2025What if the kid in big was body swapping with himself in the future? Such that at some point in his adult life, he became his younger self? That movie would be called Small: A Big Story, and it would go something like this: a-zo-zo-zo-zo, zooay 020
Reposted by yer pal mumblesceej @ceej.online · 04/09/2025malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours 352756314
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 24/08/2025Imagine being given the name Thomas Chatterton Williams and then actually going by Thomas Chatterton Williams. If it were me, I'd insist on being called T. C. "Bill" Williams. 010
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 06/08/2025What if the Butlerian Jihad was actually about people who preferred Ask Jeeves to AI chatbots? 161
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 30/07/2025There's hardly any everything on this bagel. It is, at best, a something bagel. 020
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 24/07/2025Find yourself someone who hugs you the way Chuck Mangione hugged his flugelhorn 042
Reposted by yer pal mumblesBen Goggin @bengoggin.bsky.social · 01/07/2025ICEblock, which allows users to alert others to the geographical location of ICE officers, is the top social networking app in the App Store right now after Karoline Leavitt condemned it from the podium yesterday. 618206807025
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 26/06/2025Liver King is a pretty terrible name for a villain. He should have gone with The Organ Grinder. 000
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 24/06/2025If I could vote, I would be voting against Cuomo. But I cannot vote, thanks to the white man's laws. 000
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 20/05/2025Learned Hand is one of the best names anyone has ever had, and there really should have been a TV show in the late 70s/early 80s about Learned Hand wandering from town to town, granting judicial relief to the salt-of-the-earth characters he meets along the way. 000
Reposted by yer pal mumblesDoug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The rats have chosen a new pope. 1980251130
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 08/05/2025Sure, the conclave is fun and all, but it's no Cadaver Synod. 020
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 25/04/2025Procoptodon (short-faced giant kangaroo) pictured next to the silhouette of a women who is confident in her career decisions 010
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 18/04/2025Had a terrible rash over most of my body for several days. Finally went to an urgent care clinic about it. They asked me why I didn't come in earlier. Because, sir, I subscribe to the one true American health care plan: ignore it and hope it goes away. 020
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 10/04/2025I feel like people don't talk about the moment in the video for Olivia Newton John's physical where the fat guys are getting transformed into hunks via the magic of video transition and one of the fat guys is still there after getting transformed into a hunk and both he and the hunk are like "Huh?" 010
Reposted by yer pal mumblesbusiness goose🪿 @goose.art · 05/04/2025what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch 775800739
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 03/04/2025How can Hollywood have a word for pubic wigs but not for prosthetic/stand-in dongs? This goddam world makes no goddam sense 000
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 19/03/2025In a few years, no young people will believe that: • We used to write things on paper and that meant your bank gave someone money • If you knew certain numbers you could makes someone's pocket computer buzz • We used to go to a place and tick boxes and whoever got the most ticks became president 000
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 18/03/2025I'm just glad Robert Guillaume isn't around to see any of this 010
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 28/02/2025Has anyone here ever tried going into the forest and lying down and letting the tree roots grow over you but then you can’t move or breathe? Just curious if anyone has any experience with that or any advice about it. That’s not what’s happening to me right now, I’m just curious. 020
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 14/01/2025Is there anything good left in this world? Specifically, on Netflix? 120
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 07/01/2025If you could be any kind of Patch Kid, what kind would you be? 100
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 28/12/2024We really need a better word in English for a store that sells bagels 010
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 22/12/2024Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ringmedia.tenor.coma man with a blindfold and the words `` i 'm too tired '' written on his face .ALT: a man with a blindfold and the words `` i 'm too tired '' written on his face . 030
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 21/12/2024I'm feeling cautiously optimistic about this new Superman movie, and will continue to feel that way right up until the scene where Krypto bores through someone's abdomen. 010
yer pal mumbles @thr.ax · 18/11/2024Is there a generic word for living snowmen? Or are they all just frosties, in the same way that all vampires are draculas? 240
