Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Just accidentally drank from the rinse cup and dipped my brush in a White Claw. Fuck. 041
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeZach Malm @muzach.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Light beats ICE, or something. 042
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Y’all tell ‘em Thomas Kinkade said FUCK ICE. 051
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Trump getting Jimmy Kimmel fired is bad but not as bad as whatever is inside the Epstein files. 010
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 16/09/2025A lot of people don’t know this, but there’s a warehouse in Temecula chock full of my old mouse pads, calendars, and collectible figurines. Also a bunch of Twila Paris CDs for some reason. If you can’t get in, they’re all yours. 030
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Fuck these ghouls. Also, quit using my art. 1102
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Be the art you want to see in the world. Someone famous once said that. Probably me. 031
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I’M THE PAINTER OF COORS LIGHT! 021
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 15/12/2024He’s keeping it loose He’s keeping it tight He’s universally loved He’s the Painter of Light Thomas Kinkade’s coming to town 063
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 15/12/2024He’s keeping it loose He’s keeping it tight He’s universally loved He’s the Painter of Light Thomas Kinkade’s coming to town 063
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Not sure what to paint today. Oh, that’s right. Another goddamn masterpiece. 061
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Not sure what to paint today. Oh, that’s right. Another goddamn masterpiece. 061
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Re: “The Christmas Shoes,” by the band NewSong. A lot of people don’t know that these were the shoes he was buying. That kid was a total perv. 041
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Re: “The Christmas Shoes,” by the band NewSong. A lot of people don’t know that these were the shoes he was buying. That kid was a total perv. 041
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 07/12/2024It rarely happens because they’re so valuable, but if I ever see one of my paintings in a thrift store, I buy it back and resell it for full price. Then I find the person who donated it and we have a little “talk.” 062
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 09/12/2024That Barenaked Ladies song about chimpanzees is a riot. I keep skipping back to the beginning every time it’s about to end. #IhaveaCDplayer 020
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 07/12/2024It rarely happens because they’re so valuable, but if I ever see one of my paintings in a thrift store, I buy it back and resell it for full price. Then I find the person who donated it and we have a little “talk.” 062
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 02/12/2024If you’re not listening to Phillips, Craig and Dean, what the hell is wrong with you? 021
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Pro-tip for people with elderly relatives: Write your name on a piece of tape and stick it to the back of their Thomas Kinkade works of art. When those relatives die, no one will question your right to those high-quality masterpieces. You’re welcome. 131
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 03/12/2024On this #GivingTuesday, give yourself the gift of a Thomas Kinkade work of fine art, including paintings, framed prints, ceramic figurines, calendars, and high-quality mousepads. 031
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 03/12/2024On this #GivingTuesday, give yourself the gift of a Thomas Kinkade work of fine art, including paintings, framed prints, ceramic figurines, calendars, and high-quality mousepads. 031
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I know another man whose resurrection still bothers many. Receive the good news and be baptized in the Light! 100
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Pro-tip for people with elderly relatives: Write your name on a piece of tape and stick it to the back of their Thomas Kinkade works of art. When those relatives die, no one will question your right to those high-quality masterpieces. You’re welcome. 131
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 02/12/2024If you’re not listening to Phillips, Craig and Dean, what the hell is wrong with you? 021
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Wow. Sometimes even I forget how good at this shit I am. Incredible. 000
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 29/11/2024media.tenor.combob ross is standing in front of a paintingAlt: Bob Ross is standing in front of a painting being an absolute hack. 020
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Too many Michelob Ultras. Not enough mashed potatoes. 110
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024BOB ROSS WAS A HACK. 352
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024#1 like urine, obviously. I would never #2 on Pooh. 020
Reposted by Thomas Kinkadealyssa 😬 @lyssaz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Hey Thomas, don't forget to stay away from Winnie the Pooh today and every day. He's still upset about the whole thing. 131
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Trust me. He started it. Still, I’m his #1 fan. 120
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024When Jason sings “my heart has grown so cold, my love becomes so thin,” I’m reminded of my last 12.5 years in the cryogenic freezer. My god. It’s good to be back. 020
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 28/11/2024Thomas Kinkade what’s your favorite Tooth & Nail band 131
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Depends on the day and what I’m working on. Probably Starflyer 59, but Poor Old Lu is up there. I think they “get me,” you know? Artist to artist. 220
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024You’re not wrong. I’m here to drink Mike’s Hard Lemonade, create artistic masterpieces, and settle scores — and I’m all outta Mike’s. 120
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeLindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Painter of light? More like painter of spite. 131
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I* certainly will. *one of my highly-trained associates who has been certified in Kinkade Brushstroke Technique. 120
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024When you invite Thomas Kinkade into your heart, he never leaves. 130
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeAmes ✍️🧶🐩🐶🐢🦜💚 @justamyzing.bsky.social · 28/11/2024My favorite part about being followed by @thomaskinkade.bsky.social is that he died in 2012. Bluesky is where you can talk to ghosts! 👻 1132
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Don’t call it a comeback. The painter of light lives! 120
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeZach Malm @muzach.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Tell your mom, it's a Thanksgiving miracle. He has returned. 0153
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Strong words but I like them. Did Vermeer have a P&L statement that looked like mine? Does da Vinci have a highly successful calendar? Didn’t think so. 120
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I’d forgotten all about this! Probably because of the glue. Big Tent Revival still rocks. 150
