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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 07/03/2025

Scoundrels use wicked methods, they make up evil schemes to destroy the poor with lies, even when the plea of the needy is just. —Isaiah 32:7

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Roses are red There’s chapstick in my purse, but…

News article titled Is Lip Balm Making My Cahpped Lips Worse?

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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

OpenAI says it has proof that Deepseek used its work without permission to create something meant to undermine and destroy its product. On behalf of all the authors whose novels and stories were taken as training data, oh no that must be so hard for you.

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Not usually my vibe but I could deal with some whimsy…

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I know we’re probably over Christmas music at this point, but I rediscovered Ray Charles this year and this song is 10/10. 🎶❤️ m.youtube.com/watch?v=c3z9...

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That Spirit Of Christmas (Remastered)

YouTube video by Ray Charles - Topic

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Sings in Jim Gaffigan 🎶 Hot Pockets 🎶

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Why is it that giving a shirt or sweater to someone you’re not that close to seems fine but gifting pants to anyone other than a partner/children seems way too personal??

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Last day of school before break. Feeling like the “Paddington to Ewok” meme irl.

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

What are your four favorite Christmas albums?

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Happy “there are only six more days until the original 20 seasons of Law & Order start streaming on Hulu” day to all who celebrate.

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a man in a suit is clapping his hands in front of a bookshelf

ALT: a man in a suit is clapping his hands in front of a bookshelf

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Killed it at the cookie decorating party today!

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

One thing I like about Bluesky is the lack of embedded videos. Towards the end, Twitter was just all videos all the time. I like this type of social media most when it’s text based.

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

When I skeet "hello tiny people who live in my phone," this is the phone I'm talking about

A 90s foam phone with foam lips and ears

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Took the kids hiking at Big Basin Redwoods State Park and saw 22 banana slugs. Which means I now have 22 banana slug pictures on my phone because #kids. Here’s one. Their eyes are on the end of those antenna and if the antenna breaks off, they just grow a new one. Wild!

Yellow banana slug on a Ricky walking path

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Painter of light? More like painter of spite.

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Littlest’s first time at the dentist today. Crushed it.

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Our Thanksgiving week with my MIL ❤️ So tender.

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Johnny Cash voice: Now ol’ Peter was kosher, he always had been But the church, it was growing, Gentiles coming in. So God laid Peter out, dreaming of pork raining down, Pete woke and said “Pass the bacon, boys. It’s all kosher now.”

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Blondie: Once I had a love and it was a gas Soon turned out I had a half a glass

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I feel a little weird like when politicians publicly tell on themselves by asking “why is there so much porn on my feed?” but it’s obviously because they keep liking it and I don’t think I’m doing that with the foxes…

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Does everyone see more-than-a-reasonable-person-would-expect amounts of pizza and fox photos on here or just me? 🍕 🦊 🤔

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

“Well __________ was not on my bingo card”

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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Human: we have a color named after you! Salmon: really? is it silvery blue like my outsides? Human: no, uh- Salmon: wait why is it pink? Human: ... Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Your Honor, Dr. Seuss cannot be held responsible for his wordplay; it is a victimless rhyme.

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Post a pic of you from a different era:

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Mom’s surgery just started. She’s brave but I feel scared. Would welcome your prayers for her, her name is Pam 🙏❤️

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇 I’m Lindsey, I need to remember I am not the teacher. **Reader, I became a teacher. 🤣

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

In Cleveland tonight with my sweet mom. We found out earlier this month that she has pancreatic cancer. Tomorrow she will have surgery at the Cleveland Clinic as part of a clinical trial protocol. If you’re the praying kind, would welcome your prayers for her 🩷🙏

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Traveling solo today and couldn't decide between Beecher's Mac & Cheese or a crispy fish taco for lunch in the airport. So I got BOTH. Sometimes being an adult rules.

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a man is sitting at a table and smiling while asking why not both ?

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Update: a row to myself?! The thrills continue. ✈️

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Flying today and realizing again how much I love the chaotic energy of boarding a Southwest flight. The jostling for precise positions in line, the almost-funny banter from the podium, the unknown waiting for us all down the jetway. 10/10 for nervous thrills.

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Update: colonial insults not withstanding, the hype is real!

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

My friend worked at Blockbuster video in high school and gave me a life size cut out of Queen Amidala (Natalie Portman) they were throwing away. It lived in my room for two years before I finally decided to check it out! 🤣

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Trying heatless curlers for the first time and my son asked why I'm dressing up as George Washington. 🧐🤣

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Lindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Quote with a picture of yourself so people know who they're dealing with.

Lindsey & her husband riding a taxidermied moose.

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