Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Just accidentally drank from the rinse cup and dipped my brush in a White Claw. Fuck. 041
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeZach Malm @muzach.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Light beats ICE, or something. 042
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Y’all tell ‘em Thomas Kinkade said FUCK ICE. 051
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Trump getting Jimmy Kimmel fired is bad but not as bad as whatever is inside the Epstein files. 010
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Fuck these ghouls. Also, quit using my art. 1102
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Be the art you want to see in the world. Someone famous once said that. Probably me. 031
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I’M THE PAINTER OF COORS LIGHT! 021
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 15/12/2024He’s keeping it loose He’s keeping it tight He’s universally loved He’s the Painter of Light Thomas Kinkade’s coming to town 063
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 15/12/2024He’s keeping it loose He’s keeping it tight He’s universally loved He’s the Painter of Light Thomas Kinkade’s coming to town 063
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Not sure what to paint today. Oh, that’s right. Another goddamn masterpiece. 061
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Not sure what to paint today. Oh, that’s right. Another goddamn masterpiece. 061
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Re: “The Christmas Shoes,” by the band NewSong. A lot of people don’t know that these were the shoes he was buying. That kid was a total perv. 041
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Re: “The Christmas Shoes,” by the band NewSong. A lot of people don’t know that these were the shoes he was buying. That kid was a total perv. 041
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 07/12/2024It rarely happens because they’re so valuable, but if I ever see one of my paintings in a thrift store, I buy it back and resell it for full price. Then I find the person who donated it and we have a little “talk.” 062
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 09/12/2024That Barenaked Ladies song about chimpanzees is a riot. I keep skipping back to the beginning every time it’s about to end. #IhaveaCDplayer 020
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 07/12/2024It rarely happens because they’re so valuable, but if I ever see one of my paintings in a thrift store, I buy it back and resell it for full price. Then I find the person who donated it and we have a little “talk.” 062
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 02/12/2024If you’re not listening to Phillips, Craig and Dean, what the hell is wrong with you? 021
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Pro-tip for people with elderly relatives: Write your name on a piece of tape and stick it to the back of their Thomas Kinkade works of art. When those relatives die, no one will question your right to those high-quality masterpieces. You’re welcome. 131
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 03/12/2024On this #GivingTuesday, give yourself the gift of a Thomas Kinkade work of fine art, including paintings, framed prints, ceramic figurines, calendars, and high-quality mousepads. 031
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 03/12/2024On this #GivingTuesday, give yourself the gift of a Thomas Kinkade work of fine art, including paintings, framed prints, ceramic figurines, calendars, and high-quality mousepads. 031
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Pro-tip for people with elderly relatives: Write your name on a piece of tape and stick it to the back of their Thomas Kinkade works of art. When those relatives die, no one will question your right to those high-quality masterpieces. You’re welcome. 131
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 02/12/2024If you’re not listening to Phillips, Craig and Dean, what the hell is wrong with you? 021
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeThomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024BOB ROSS WAS A HACK. 352
Reposted by Thomas Kinkadealyssa 😬 @lyssaz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Hey Thomas, don't forget to stay away from Winnie the Pooh today and every day. He's still upset about the whole thing. 131
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 28/11/2024Thomas Kinkade what’s your favorite Tooth & Nail band 131
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeLindsey Smallwood @lindseysmalls.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Painter of light? More like painter of spite. 131
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeAmes ✍️🧶🐩🐶🐢🦜💚 @justamyzing.bsky.social · 28/11/2024My favorite part about being followed by @thomaskinkade.bsky.social is that he died in 2012. Bluesky is where you can talk to ghosts! 👻 1132
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeZach Malm @muzach.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Tell your mom, it's a Thanksgiving miracle. He has returned. 0153
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I’d forgotten all about this! Probably because of the glue. Big Tent Revival still rocks. 150
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Let’s just say I know another man — super good looking and wildly talented as well — who had 12 followers. Feels like I’m in good company. 😎 072
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Just accidentally drank from the rinse cup and dipped my brush in a White Claw. Fuck. 041
Reposted by Thomas KinkadeBill B10 @billb10.bsky.social · 28/11/2024This remains one of my Kinkade favortites. 121
Thomas Kinkade @thomaskinkade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who still has my paintings hanging in their home. No one else. 5185
