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Tom Murch

@thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social
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Born in Britain, raised by humans, taught the myriad secrets of the UK National Curriculum and elevated to the rank of Master of History. A punny guy. He/Him.

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Josh Greenberg @jdg.bsky.social · 22h
the people are calling for a 4K G-Police remake
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky:
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Sneaky Cardboard Box Skating in Video Game
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...Well, now I'm GLAD I didn't get around to watching it at the cinema.
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My nephew and niece will have the opportunity to start watching Doctor Who at a far younger age than I did ... now THAT'S what I call progress. ...Wait, hang on; there's a character called Toast-IE? That robot is a talking toaster?! Did we learn NOTHING from Red Dwarf?!
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me, when my wizard has at least one spell of every element type in the game:
A screencap from the movie Rocky III. Before Rocky's fight with Thunderlips, Mickey compares his giant opponent to a dinosaur, adding, "They can cause a variety of damage!"
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The email I just received advertising The Witcher 3 remaster: Meet Geralt of Rivia. The first two Witcher games:
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Hey I Exist Ahmed Aldoori
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Has there ever been a Doctor Who story about people substituting human capabilities with machine replacements that lack any genuine human feeling or emotion? If they did, remind me, was it good or bad?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like admitting I still use Twitter might be a faux pas here ... but the remaster of The Witcher 3 is out now, and I think my thread about playing the game back in 2020-21 was mildly amusing, and I'm not going to repost it all again, so HERE IT IS. x.com/ThomasJohnMu...
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wasn't expecting a Canoness from the Adepta Sororitas to show up in an episode of As Time Goes By - but now that I think about it, I'm convinced that every sitcom should try it at least once.
A screenshot from the TV show As Time Goes By, series 7 episode 6. After giving the main characters some advice regarding an imminent party they're about to throw, Phylis Loader adds, "Any trouble, use the flame-thrower."
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'll admit it; my happiness for the critical success of Ace Combat 8 is 10% directed to the people who actually made the game, and 90% to my eternal hope that aerial combat games will become so popular that the G-Police games get a remaster and/or sequel.
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Replaying Rebirth, I noticed that Aerith doesn't have any dialogue prior to this (optional) interaction, so this was probably her first utterance in the game for a lot of players.
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ten minutes into the first Rocky movie, and he's practising his puns in front of a mirror so he can use them later to flirt with the cute lady at the pet shop.
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Blake Webber: That's A Great Movie
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't know what shape I am, but these games are definitely to blame for moulding me into it.
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Badnik from the Green Hill Zone: Man, isn't working for Doctor Robotnik so much fun?! Badnik from the Scrap Brain Zone:
A screencap from the TV series Ludvig, series 2 episode 5. After Lucy Betts-Taylor asks whether the police station they're inside has alternative exits, Russell Carter replies sarcastically, "No, we work in a giant steel deathtrap."
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Weren't these things in The Lord of the Rings? Wheelbarrow-wights?
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's taken me a while to finally watch the Creed movies, but ... well, I always knew I'd like them.
A screencap from the 2023 movie Creed 3. Adonis Creed (wearing what looks like a Yoshi onesie) is sat at a tea party with his young daughter and her toys, asking, "Would you like some more tea, princess?"
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Washington DC has not required defense from a ground invasion that could be rebuffed with snipers on an arch since 1864.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What happens when you lose faith in Mankind? You bring out Cactus Jack
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Bang Mick Foley
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First Star Wars: Zero Company, now Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave ... my turn-based heart hasn't been this excited since the reviews for Baldur's Gate 3 started pouring in.
A promotional image for the 2026 video game Star Wars: Zero Company, showing the main characters assembled on the edge of a platform.A promotional image for the 2026 video game Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave, showing the main characters in a range of poses and expressions.
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When I emerge from Moebius' Chronoplast into Nosgoth's doomed future:
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Queen Anna V 👑 🫜🫜 @annavernerauthor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#SFFChat You can't go wrong with the classic stories by Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, they were geniuses. I read a lot of Indies atm. I really enjoy when my author friends add in little tidbits just for fun. A character's name, or ship, or place that I know from things. I find those amusing.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Thief of Time 'Every society needs a cry like that, but only in a very few do they come out with the complete, unvarnished version, which is “Remember-The-Atrocity-Committed-Against-Us-Last-Time-That-Will-Excuse-The-Atrocity-That-We’re-About-To-Commit-Today!"'
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Exodus releasing on April 7 next year ... Final Fantasy VII Revelation releasing on April 8. Oh no.
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So Much To Do, So Little Time
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Scrappy Shark @heyitsscrappy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
gotta bring up my favorite episode of the Kardashians
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
oh no i just realized they put the best metal gear solid game on PC finally, i may have to play it and then post non-stop about it. i am referring of course to peacewalker.
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Metal Gear Solid Peacewalker Big Boss
Alt: Metal Gear Solid Peacewalker: shirtless Big Boss preparing to fight Rathalos from Monster Hunter
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The Impossible Dream @transladyknight.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
All of Metal Gear Solid rests on the premise that one woman is so fucking cool and tragic that everyone is obsessed with her legacy. And she *is*.
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Zippy1313 ☭ @zippy1313.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I forgot that Metal Gear Solid ends with Snake waxing poetically about caribou to Meryl
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me, looking at the news headlines these days:
A screencap from the 1978 movie Superman. Jor-El, portrayed by Marlon Brando, is saying, "Has it now become a crime to cherish life?"
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Sam Hulick @samhulick.com · 28/08/2026
A taste of things to come! Uncharted Worlds - Extended Version, coming soon to all music platforms.
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Victor Santiago @warpvector.net · 19/08/2026
Somebody once said... Something. I forget what. But it got me thinking about a GTA game set in the world of Sean Baker's The Florida Project and how sick that would be. All the missions would involve the tourism industry and the finale would be a raid on Disney World.
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Fighting Fantasy @fightingfantasy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Warlock of Firetop Mountain is 44 years old today and the latest Fighting Fantasy gamebook - TOMB OF THE GOLDEN SKULL by Sir @ian-livingstone.bsky.social - is out today. Happy International Gamebook Day! #InternationalGamebookDay #fightingfantasy #gamebooks @scholasticuk.bsky.social
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Turn Based Lovers @turnbasedlovers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
STAR WARS Zero Company – Review turnbasedlovers.com/review/star-... #turnbased #StarWars #RPG #videogames #turnbasedlovers
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STAR WARS Zero Company - Review - Turn Based Lovers
The time has finally come. There has been a lot of hype building up for STAR WARS Zero Company over the last couple of months. We personally featured a brief
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Game Informer @gameinformer.com · 26/08/2026
Star Wars Zero Company scratches the same itch that XCOM always has, and if that’s what you’re looking for in a tactics game, it’s very satisfying. Or review: gameinformer.com/review/star-...
Star Wars: Zero Company
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Judge Riaz Of The Abyss 👨‍⚖️🕳️ @adnanriaz9.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yo. Can we skip past 2026 and allow Final Fantasy VII Revelation to come out already? My body is ready. #FinalFantasy #Gamescom
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Game Informer @gameinformer.com · 25/08/2026
Gamescom's Opening Night Live trailer for Exodus revealed an April 7 release date and showed off Salt, a mech-piloting octopus. (Psst – it's also the newest game to grace the cover of Game Informer!) gameinformer.com/gamescom-202...
Jun and Salt, the latter of whom is an octopus, in the game Exodus.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 15/08/2026
First trailer for ‘VisionQuest’ Premiering October 14 on Disney+
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Zoë; commissions open! @tankpotzoe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Gonna have time for new commissions soon, so get in touch if you want minis painting!
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When I finally got a PS4, I tried a lot of games that people online recommended: GTA5 and RDR2, The Witcher 3 and Cyberpunk 2077, Yakuza and Sleeping Dogs, Skyrim and Control ... most of which are fine, but none of them came close to challenging my beloved Metal Gears and Mass Effects.
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Before we got "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain", we had to make do with:
A screencap from the 2002 movie Spider-Man. The Green Goblin is telling Spider-Man, "I choose my path. You chose the way of the hero."A screencap from the 2002 movie Spider-Man. The Green Goblin is telling Spider-Man, "But the one thing they love more than a hero..."A screencap from the 2002 movie Spider-Man. The Green Goblin is telling Spider-Man, "...is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying."A screencap from the 2002 movie Spider-Man. The Green Goblin is telling Spider-Man, "Eventually they will hate you."
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Up to the age of 11-12, it was probably a close-run thing between anything by Enid Blyton, the Fighting Fantasy gamebooks, and Willard Price's Adventure series. Then I stumbled onto the Discworld books, and they were left competing for second place.
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Nick Fury, setting up the Avenger Initiative: I need files on all the most avengeful people on Earth. Nick Fury, after reading Tony Stark's file: ...No that's too avengeful.
An image from the animated TV series "The Simpsons". In a scene parodying the 1963 movie "The Birds", where birds started attacking humans, the elderly Hans Moleman hides inside a telephone booth and makes a phone call.
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Your last saved image is your current mental state. ...And for once, mine is actually spot-on.
A screenshot from the movie Rocky 3, showing a victorious Ivan Drago giving a post-bout interview. The caption reads, "I cannot be defeated."
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Me: I'll probably like The Odyssey, but I'd better not get my expectations too high. Me: [rewatches Oppenheimer] My expectations:
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
To be honest, Revelation is probably my most anticipated game, too ... but it feels a bit silly to pick the same game, and there are lots of promising competitors, so let's go with another RPG instead:
A promotional image for the sci-fi video game Exodus, showing the armed and armoured protagonist and their two companions leaving a strange blue cavern on an alien world. In the sky above, a huge human-like face - a giant hologram, perhaps - looks down upon them.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.
Comic page depicting how the did the scene in the Muppets Movie with Kermit playing the banjo in a swamp
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TheGrantPerkins @thegrantperkins.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The world spends far too much time telling good people they're ordinary. It lies. You've survived every bad day so far, probably made someone's day better without knowing it, and you're still here. Carry on, you magnificent idiot.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/08/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment
“You’ll accept the food?”
“We are a proud country.”
“What are you proud of?”
It came swiftly, like a blow, and Polly realized how wars happened. You took that shock that had run through her, and let it boil.
. . . it may be corrupt, benighted, and stupid, but it’s ours . . .
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Tom Murch @thomasjohnmurch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Based on the album I'm listening to as I type this... ...You've bon'd your last jovi.
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