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Tom Dennis

@thomasadennis.bsky.social
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King of the wild frontier. Old librarian, making my way in a world I never made but nevertheless have to live in. Portrait by @sephiramy.bsky.social

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Lucy Knisley @lucyknisley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Free to download, and printable on standard Avery 5164 shipping label stickers. Enjoy!
Hand drawn text reading: Oh no! ANOTHER HIDEOUS GENERATIVE AI FLYER
Looks like they:
-don’t care about the harm to the planet and our drinkable water
-devalue human artists and creativity
-lined a billionaire’s pocket instead of hiring a local artist
-want everyone to become more lazy, stupid and misinformed
HOW EMBARRASSING 
The text image from the other image in this post, printed six times to fit on mailing label stickers when printed
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Culkins are still playing in the only prog rock group in their hometown’s history and still insisting that they can make it happen. The Skarsgårds are still telling the mothership to not vaporize Earth, but Bill always argues for.
Humorous comparison of the Skarsgård brothers with the Culkin brothers
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 26/03/2024
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
Close up of Pinkie Pie looking at a newspaper comic saying “Hmpf. I thought these were supposed to be funny?”

The comic is called Ponybert by Trot Adams. It opens with a building and we see a word balloon that says “Well?” The second panel is of Ponybert, the Dilbert stand-in saying “No one is smart but me.”
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Sexy bicycle bottle cage (and the good ones really are kinda sexy)
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
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a man is laying in a police car with the words tech noir on the bottom
ALT: a man is laying in a police car with the words tech noir on the bottom
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz.
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Jake Ēkiss @jakeekiss.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
People at work asked for a hand-turkey for #Thanksgiving decorations. I understood the #art assignment.
A drawn image of a "hand-turkey" that is, a thing in the shape of a turkey using only parts of the human hand. A giant thumb for the head, a palm and fingers for the wing, many many fingers for the tailfeathers. Gobble-gobble.
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you.
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Christi Belcourt @christibelcourt.com · 15/11/2024
I cannot stress this enough. Please block the account mentioned & all similar accounts. The dude has several on X. Content thieves, AI, & post images of sexualized women who they label as “native” contributing to the stereotypes of Indigenous bodies which contributes to violence against us. #MMIWG2S
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
How I left Twitter.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
okay, so. i have bipolar disorder. we have a suicide rate of about 1/5. i've basically spent my entire teenage and adult life trying not to kill myself. so with that in mind, here are my tips on how to hang in there: 1) don't isolate. i know all the excuses. but don't do it
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 05/11/2024
Hey.👋 Release your tongue from the roof of your mouth. Relax your jaw. Relax your shoulders and neck. Breathe awhile.
Box breathing diagram. Breathe in 4 seconds, hold 4 seconds, breathe out 4 seconds, hold 4 seconds. Repeat.
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Christian Ramirez @cramirez.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Share these magical words with your friends and family.
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Greg Shill @gregshill.com · 28/10/2024
👀 How far you can travel from NYC per unit of time, by year. I love that by 1930 you could reach Iowa—that must have felt incredible. In 1830, it took 3 weeks just to reach Chicago.
Lifted from FB, which cites the 1932 Atlas of the Historical Geography of the United States
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Gerald Butts @gmbutts.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
“Sure, The Borg have been a bit of a problem. But let’s be honest. Kathryn Janeway hasn’t been perfect.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
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The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
“After the Washington Post announced it would not endorse a presidential candidate in this year’s election or in the future, its billionaire owner ...
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
"How DARE you," he cried as he reblogged furiously.
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
If you see this, post a bridge.
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pikat @pikat.io · 21/10/2024
i repost this one drawing so often than im certain that everyone has already seen it, but i wonder how true that is
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Foxes but I animated eyes on them 🦊
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Stop Project 2025 Comic @stopproject25comic.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Hi. We’re a group of comic book writers & artists who are furious about Project 2025, The Heritage Foundation’s plan to consolidate power under authoritarian rule. So we made a bunch of comics to explain their agenda and move you to vote against it. stopproject2025comic.org
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Stop Project 2025 Comic
Trump's Project 2025 is a detailed plan to shut you up, and shut you out. Don’t let it do either. Read on, then vote.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Do I want to resurrect Arthropleura, a 9 foot long extinct centipede-like creature from the Carboniferous, just so I can strap a saddle to it and ride it across the forest floor? Yes. Yes I do. Yee-ha.
A composite of several versions of Arthropleura:  two scientists with a life-size recreation, a museum model, a figure showing a human next to an Arthropleura, and another model, possibly a fossil casting.  Taken from some random Reddit post with no attribution.
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves. Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
An Art Nouveau staircase decorated with curved patterns and soft colors, with a nature-themed background and rounded windows on the walls.Art Deco staircase. An angular, grand design in dark colors.
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
The federal government, according to some people:
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
Who’s gonna be the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 22/09/2024
In this one the family is in a tinyed, a soldier is feeding a baby, and a tiger lies at the foot of the bedthis time it's a lion smothering two people on a couch, dead bodies on the floor, half a soldier poking out of the wall, a few more big cats sleeping on the floorin this one there is a tank and a woman comforting a bald soldier who is thiniking EETHNICALLY AMBIGANS and there is a skull on the wallthis one has a Black soldier and a mixed race family dreaming of a white soldier who is presumably deployed? somehwat problematic?
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Scrub, bub.
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,543,639!
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Post your comfort character vs your discomfort character. (Not to steal from @maydaytrippe.bsky.social too much, but I was just watching DS9 last night and I can’t get Dukat out of my head for this.)
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Different peppers have different flavor notes. Habaneros have a tropical fruit flavor to them that’s very unique. If all hot peppers were just differnet levels of hot we wouldn’t have so many of them .
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
An important part of Korean culture is your mom cooking fried chicken for Robocop
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
The closest I ever got to doing treason for Russia was trying to learn the contrabass balalaika part for "Song of the Volga Boatmen" when I was with the Russian Folk Orchestra at the University of Illinois. (Tried, I said.)
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater, as a kid.
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Post an album that changed your musical outlook.
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Lou Reed seemed dumbfounded when I asked him for his ticket at an arts program in Brooklyn that I was ushering for.
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
Repost with your first crush.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Truly cannot stress enough just how available I am for gigs and how helpful it is to spread and share this around so it can actually end up in front of the right folks, ideally
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
CEO: - illustrates the need for a real Voight-Kampff test - fails that same test
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Post a non religious picture you think of as holy
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
The fourth fictional character in my photos is my roommate.
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Twitter vs Bluesky
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
Repost with a photo of your favorite villain
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
Men only want one thing, and it's to take off and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
And my therapist love this pithy saying: In times of stress, we regress. When shit is scary and unrelenting, we stop think and empathizing and switch over to older, often negative survival mechanisms and the lessons we were unconsciously taught as kids.
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter: (1) your haters are trash (2) you’re a baller, a true queen (3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️
Prague, 23 November 1911
Highly esteemed Mrs. Curie,
Do not laugh at me for writing you without having anything sensible to say.
But I am so enraged by the base manner in which the public is presently daring to concern itself with you!? that I absolutely must give vent to this feeling. However, I am convinced that you consistently despise this rabble, whether it obsequiously lavishes respect on you or whether it attempts to satiate its lust for sensationalism!
I am impelled to tell you how much I have come to admire your intellect, your drive, and your honesty, and that I consider myself lucky to have made your personal acquaintance in Brussels. Anyone who does not number among these reptiles is certainly happy, now as before, that we have such personages among us as you, and Langevin(3) too, real people with whom one feels privileged to be in contact. If the rabble continues to occupy itself with you, then simply don't read that hogwash, but rather leave it to the reptile for whom i
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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
I think about this story of his almost every day of my life. The most elegant way of saying Touch Grass.
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
Quote skeet with one of your fav films that isn't a hit (Incredible cast, tons of great bits, only grossed about half its budget)
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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
I love that a forty-something-year-old X-Men cover is still being homaged.
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