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Chris Bailey

@thislivetest.com
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I’m just a guy who does some things.

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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 21h
The last Oreo in the pack is always the saddest Oreo in the pack. 😢
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 05/10/2026
No need to wait. It’s laughable now! 🤣
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 01/10/2026
If Bannon wants something, that’s a litmus test for something that should never, ever happen.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 29/09/2026
More like stupid intelligence.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When the ink is dry and they're all sitting in their offices after a successful midterm with no tanks in the streets, I'll ease up
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 15/09/2026
Hey! Don’t sully the fine reputation of circus peanuts. They may not be for everyone but they don’t deserve this comparison. Yeesh.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 15/09/2026
Like if you write them but never send them? Knucklehead.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 11/09/2026
The good news: I finally have The Fixx’s “One Thing Leads to Another” out of my head. The bad news: “Bird in the airport…” 🎶
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 02/09/2026
Apple may have a new CEO but I guess the new guy is spineless too. 🤬 Change it back!
Screenshot from Apple Maps, taken 08/30/26, showing Lake Ontario.Screenshot from Apple Maps, taken 09/01/26, showing Lake Ontario renamed as Lake America.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 24/08/2026
If it’s just the same thing over and over, it’s not a rumor. It’s a repeat.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 23/08/2026
I don’t need to see any more stories about these vaporware items. It is not news. News is when they are announced.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 23/08/2026
I’ve see it several times… would watch again. “…this is all far from over.” 😮
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 14/08/2026
The only good thing about him putting his name on so many things is that he is giving us SO many opportunities to watch his name getting torn down in the future. 🍿
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 27/07/2026
Doing my second playthrough of #Satisfactory with randomized nodes. Node location is the same but content is random. This makes exploration worthwhile but also sometimes anticlimactic, like when you get to the top of the Western Dune Forest spire and the pure SAM node is now... Limestone. Meh.
Screenshot taken from the video game Satisfactory. Image depicts the top of a large stony spiral that looks the fossilized bones of a huge creature. In the center of the spire is a plateau that normally contains a pure node of Strange Alien Matter (SAM) but, in this playthrough, only contains a mound of dry Limestone.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 23/07/2026
“Are you a successful businessperson but you don’t like following all these pesky rules and regulations? Then join Congress so you can get rid of them!” We used to have a government. Now it’s just organized crime.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Donald Trump's departure from the political scene will come. The most important question is: then what?
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
And stupid. You forgot stupid
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We need to tear this party down to the studs. Sorry but there's no place for this kind of outright performative trash in the name of good manners. He was a bad person that made life a nightmare for many, many Americans, including YOUR CONSTITUENTS. You know this is true.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 10/07/2026
FYI, this is malware. If you see this, don’t do this
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 04/07/2026
Today, we bid farewell to an old coffee mug, for we have collected too many. This one is a bit faded but still in fine shape… it will be sent to Goodwill and hopefully find a new life in a new home. May it amuse someone else as it has amused me for many years. So long, you good old cup. 👏🏻
A purple coffee cup with an energized cartoon cat on one side — the caption reads “catffeinated”.A purple coffee cup with a sleeping cartoon cat on the other side — the caption reads “decatf”.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 17/06/2026
He gets no credit for fixing the thing he f’ed up.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
a private citizen does not owe taxpayers an explanation for their absence; a congressman does. obviously rep. kean is extremely unwell and i hope he’s getting the care he needs, but he needs to resign.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 13/06/2026
Nature is healing. 👏🏻
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 01/06/2026
I sorely miss the dignity and the decency you brought to the presidency. We have to get that back… someday.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 25/05/2026
Imagine the worst human being possible. No compassion. Zero common sense. No ability to grow or evolve. Greedy, spiteful, self-important. No redeeming qualities whatsoever. Now go lower. Lower. Even lower. …and there he is.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 04/05/2026
I put out the gnome yesterday, when the weather was only marginally fair. But today, it’s brilliant out there… a great day, not too hot, not too cold. So very nice! ☀️ Coincidence? Probably not. Gnome did it!
A simple garden gnome on an old wooden bench, sitting across from a little birdhouse.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 03/05/2026
The gnome has been deployed, and thus has springtime been officially recognized this year.
A stone garden gnome sitting on a white bench outside my house.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 30/04/2026
Came close to a 5-tile word in Quartiles today — only 2 issues: - Missing an IT tile. - I doubt SH!TGIBBONS is actually in the game’s lexicon.
A game of iOS Quartiles in play. Four tiles are selected: SH, GI, BB and ONS.A screenshot of a Google AI search overview of the vulgar British word “shitgibbon”. The term was coined in 1988 by David Quantick, and has been frequently used to describe a certain cheeto-faced nitwit.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
“But what about all the jobs they cre—“ my cousin, a school teacher, had to live nearly 100 miles away from San Francisco to afford to work in San Francisco. Ask what jobs are they killing.
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Karen Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 15/04/2026
I guess the Pope is cat-lick! 🤣
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 07/04/2026
“It was the taco-est of Tuesdays.” 🌮
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
of all the things that never happened this never happened the most
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example: ❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK ✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 20/03/2026
Happiest crog I’ve ever seen! 😀
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 19/03/2026
Be political, or you risk losing your ability to be political. It's not a hard choice.
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Jen Mercieca @jenmercieca.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Let them eat ballroom.
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Jo @service-worker.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
You’d think all these great factories being built would be able to be seen with human eyes
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 17/02/2026
I was thinking similarly the other day. He’s a collection of all of our worst impulses and none of our best. It’d be remarkable if it weren’t so awful.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 07/02/2026
Glad to hear it! (pun intended)
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 06/02/2026
Every day of the week, he does something racist or misogynistic enough that it would get me fired from my job so fast that my head would spin. What an embarrassment.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 05/02/2026
I see you, secret frog! 🐸
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 29/01/2026
"See you on the inside, Eight!"
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 28/01/2026
You can tell that he wants to see the good in people, and his default setting is to work together with everyone for a better tomorrow. The problem is that the good you believe can be found in all people? Sometimes it's just not there.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 24/01/2026
Every day, it seems like things are getting worse. And you know they CAN get better — and they SHOULD. But they DON’T. It defies common sense and common decency, yet it just keeps going on. I begin to ask myself not WHEN things will turn around but IF. It should never have gotten this far.
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Sarah Goodyear @sgoodyear.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
When will it be enough for you, @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social ? When will you be moved? You should be standing in the streets of Minneapolis. You should be shouting from the rooftops. What a pathetic pair of cowards.
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Chris Bailey @thislivetest.com · 20/01/2026
Just one of those average days where you check every now and then to see if we’re at war with Europe or not.
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