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Al

@thirtyt.bsky.social
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never not been able to get on a local bus to Hatton Cross, or to the airport, or been delayed due to congestion in 20 years of living next to Heathrow 🙄
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To where now?
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Chartreuse Maplin
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
After the rain it really feels more autumny
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So far today I've had all the 387s: Ex-Gatwick Express Ex-South Eastern Ex- GWR Southern
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What a view to a... chilled room
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Stalking @sqquelch.bsky.social tonight 👀
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Being spoiled in a Travelodge. Sorry, boiled in a Travelodge 🥵
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Bless her heart 💔
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm even sweaty between my fingers 😬🙄
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It got up to 29°C in the office this afternoon, everywhere on me was greasy, even my fingertips. I come home and my bedroom is a balmy 34°C 🥵
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Air drying on a towel on the bed after an afternoon in the garden with a breeze coming through the window. The evening sunlight has never made me look more ginger <down there> 👀
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
What station is this, Buddleia Salterton?
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Practicing gratitude as I walk through the standard class carriages on the way to the shop on this Pendolino
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oooh the merest of breezes coming through the bedroom window. Sadly it's already 33°C in here so having little effect
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Four minutes into a rewatch of Sliding Doors and 90s office culture grates in its awfulness
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Well, that's The Madalorian and Grogu done and dusted before 11am
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
When you realise you could move into a retirement apartment in less than five years 😬
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
But do I have a princess premier package? 🤔
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
“Hey mister, what you doing?” “Creating a fine spray of water in the form of very small drops floating in the air"
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It's giving off some Croydon Debenhams in the 90s vibes
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Today's new phrase of the day has been... Lavender marriages
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Man in the mirror
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Please note that we do not remove cysts from intimate areas. 🤔🫣
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
To Londres avec lunettes
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A long day finishing off a long week. I had to eat half my emotional support Bounty Bar to make it through the afternoon
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I've just learnt about #feralfriday but what about #ferrulefriday? 🤔
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I'm sick of having to spot the test 'junk' emails at work that they send to keep us vigilant
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Was 1988 the last great year of popular music, he wondered idly 🤷🏼
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I'm becoming someone who has to pop a headache tablet to start the day and then bask in sunshine like a lizard to warm up 🦎
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Occupado 🫣
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The book nook kit we really want
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Londonmaxxing
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I Londres'd today. Expensed my ticket for the first time ever, now it's £18 at peak time and my normal commute is pennies in the EV
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I think I'm ready for my disciplinary thing tomorrow
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
At least in this economy you can book a next day eye test. Maybe the time has come for varifocals
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Another week of hovering stubbornly at 16st 🙃
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
There's something about the Tuvix character in that episode of Voyager that screams transexual hooker
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Fuxk off suggested books to read 😟
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Petrol at the place at the end of my road is now up 17p per litre since the kerfuffle in the Middle East started
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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Carpenters - Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft - 1978
YouTube video by Billy Rees
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I logged on to Teams this morning to a load of messages from one of my reports sent at 3am because something has wound him up at work the day before and he couldn't let it go. Frankly I find it self indulgent and it only serves to highlight he hasn't got the emotional intelligence to deal with it
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Glad it's not just me that thought Madame Web was shit
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I worked from home today and had the windows on vent as I had washing drying. But I let the house get too cold and now I'm frozen and it's taking ages to warm up
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
One episode of the ANTM documentary is enough for me tonight.
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
It'll be me, the new Sisu film and the Bradbury-Scott sisters for valentines day evening tonight
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
"Every inch has a purpose"
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Apparently it's Super Balls Sunday. I'm already there
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Is it going to rain tomorrow? Why did I even bother looking
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