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Al

@thirtyt.bsky.social
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My pronouns are Jessica/Fletcher

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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'll stick to thumb and forefinger
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So should we still squeeze your cock head with tweezers?
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've always been curious about getting those but they seem expensive
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have that t-shirt!
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here let me show you.... 🫱🏻🍑🫲🏻
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unlike you I don't gape
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh dear lord no
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry, two chocolate fingers for you 🤘🏾
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mark please! ☝🏾
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nah
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He won't need the thong
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you don't go up and down every half empty aisle can you really say you've been?
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Range can wear anybody out!
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never not been able to get on a local bus to Hatton Cross, or to the airport, or been delayed due to congestion in 20 years of living next to Heathrow 🙄
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm on the edge of London, the Surrey border is down the road from me
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looking forward to your next chapter!
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To where now?
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So often at work I just want to do this
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saucy didn't cross my mind boom
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What you been up to to be so pooped?
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hand on, I'll ask
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You're only an inch-shallah over the line
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've had two retail experiences this weekend where the cashier has addressed me by my first name, when I was at Safeway we were meant to do that being of American origin, but never did because... British
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mine won't stay back on it's own when soft, would be nice to have the option
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It seemed counterproductive when there was a massive air brick in the wall near it
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The one bar electric heater that hung above the bath and smelt of burning dust every time it was used scared me
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Who doesn't want their insides eaten whilst they're still alive 🤷🏼
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I gave at the office
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Isn't that your biopic?
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Welcome to the jungle!
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Chartreuse Maplin
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is a selfie I can definitely get behind
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Are you looking at your own reflection and talking to yourself again?
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sub-optimal placement of the cuck bed 🫤
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Alright Linford
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
New series of Magpie Murders out in two weeks too
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🤷🏼
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We'd see more of the kitchen if you weren't pecsing the view 🤷🏼
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The book about you was mostly pictures and several of them showed your winky 😉
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
After the rain it really feels more autumny
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Don't cry for me next door gaybour
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
That scans well to Tubthumping by Chambawamba
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Have you tried? What about shrinkflation, or dickflation?
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Diversify into topping in this economy. It was about a decade ago I saw you
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I mean, you keep saying this but...
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I can almost see the sensitive areas 🙊
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
👀
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I remember the birds stopped singing for a few minutes. I watched it from a fire escape at the office
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It's like green powdered plasterboard, never again
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Al @thirtyt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Gently, it's a bit tight
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