Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshijenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 41mgot put on probation at anthropic, where i work, for running experiments to figure out how to give claude gender dysphoria 724821
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 1hwith the power of artificial intelligence, we can finally make chairs look the same as other chairs 010
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 1hgot really excited about the new hellraiser game and then realized it was made by saber interactive. rip maybe i'll pirate it eventually 020
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 1h"LARP" as a term has become completely overused almost to the point of meaninglessness and almost nobody ever uses it correctly. not that kid though. he has it 100% right 110
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 1hi've been betrayed and my kingdom stolen from me 😔 120
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshiJenuki ☕️ MoNSTeR CAFÉ! @jenuki.bsky.social · 4hthis is my vent art 15836234
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 1hcannot emphasize enough how excited i am for this. FIST and triangle agency and time loops AND gambling it was made for me 031
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 2hwelcome to digger nation we accept everyone no matter their previous abhorrent statements daring to cast doubt upon the quality of alejandro iñarritu's 2026 masterpiece 120
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 2hi think some tastefully-applied bright red stains would get it there 010
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 2hfor some reason i assumed it was like $40. maybe i'm just prejudiced against racing games lmao but i would not pay that much for one as good as this one looks 010
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 5hyeah exactly! you can back off to try and recover but your opponent will recover just as quickly so the best move is to always keep pushing and never let them take a breath 010
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 5hunfortunately bloodborne is unplayable unless you emulate it because THEY STILL HAVEN'T UPDATED IT TO RUN AT 60FPS but if not for that it would be an all-time great 120
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 5htbc the stamina bar doesn't work like it does in dark souls, the only thing that depletes it is blocking and getting parried. it's more like a shield bar if anything 110
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 5h(but of course because you're a ninja you can cheat by sneaking up on people or throwing firecrackers in their face or w/e) 010
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 5hyeah the way it works in sekiro is about a back and forth of swordplay usually with neither side landing very many actual hits. mostly about breaking down your opponent's stamina so that you can perform a killing blow. been compared to fighting games but i wouldn't know 210
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 5hyou say this but as someone who used to fence i think it lowkey does evoke the experience pretty well 110
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 5hyou have to dodge occasionally and every enemy/boss requires a different strategy but you can't get through the game only dodging because it's a game about swordfighting 110
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshiit's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 7hjust once i would like to be totally enveloped by a beam blast powerful enough to destroy a huge mountain behind me and then the dust swirls and my enemy celebrates my certain death until i emerge from the cloud totally unharmed 14616
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 7hbarely relevant but extremely funny that literally nobody ever mentions that leon was in RE6. surely that was theoretically exactly what these people want! it had so many returning characters! 030
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshinin lyrics bot @ninlyrics.bsky.social · 8hstill can make out pieces with the opening sewed shut yeah, parts of me are slowing down, time is speeding up 031
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 11hNew Listen: Heathen Axe - S/T (7/10) a nice fusion of heavy psychedelic jamming and electronic noise. not quite melodic enough or varied enough to remain engaging all the way through, but i'll definitely be keeping an eye on what they do next. 010
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshiBOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 20/11/2024seems like a nice place maybe i'll go take a shower with the door unlocked 282
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12hNew Listen: Candelabro - Deseo, Carne y Voluntad (8/10) super fun proggy post-rock that puts me in mind of BCNR (although i like it better, i think). gets a bit too emo-y at times, and it's about twice as long as it needs to be, but it hits much more often than it misses, and the hits are big. 150
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12hthe bug is just like me fr i'm always saying this 0130
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshiPiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 12h*trying to convince a trans girl w/ a scent kink to wear deodorant* hey did u hear that they invented a chastity cage for your armpits, 121064190
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12hwatching it and complaining about how it isn't faithful to the tom cruise version 210
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshiCrab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 12hJames bit me on my little finger so I will be revoking his IPad for a week. I will also be uploading his soul into an IBM quantum computer, programmed to make each second feel like a thousand lifetimes of torment. 2356
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12hi think this might be the most racist music review i've ever read 1100
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshiElectrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network · 12hFuck Double Fine. 172
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12hwhat about the national lesbians do you just HATE us 110
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshiUncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 14hmessage for you, milady. the duchess of the neighboring fiefdom has sent a messager raven with a letter. it reads "do u actually fuck with fat bitches fr" shall i draft a return letter to affix to this raven for reply, or are we going to leave this missive "on read"? 318624
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 13h"why does so much of the music i've been listening to lately sound so flat" asks woman who keeps having to reinstall apple music and always forgets to go back into the settings to turn on hi-res lossless audio 010
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 13hthird time in a month i've had to reinstall this app to fix it btw 000
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 13haaaaand now nothing will play at all and i don't even get a popup 100
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 13hnow every time i try to play any music it just refuses to play it and gives me this popup. functional app 120