Sign in

BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi

@theyfab.bsky.social
6K followers 932 following 25K posts

they/she/it, 26, lesbian. forklift certified. dedicated hater. dungeon master (not the sexy kind). music enthusiast. reluctant doctor who obsessive. HRT: 10/10/69 rateyourmusic.com/~gswakelyn boxd.it/2shmj

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi
jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 41m
got put on probation at anthropic, where i work, for running experiments to figure out how to give claude gender dysphoria
724821
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 1h
with the power of artificial intelligence, we can finally make chairs look the same as other chairs
team gave with GamesBeat. Artist and company co-founder Karen Laur told GamesBeat, as an example, that AI was particularly helpful for making sure the wood on the copious number of chairs needed for a Jane Austen recreation was all the same, saying, “That would have been really hard for us to duplicate.” Stephenson told
010
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 1h
got really excited about the new hellraiser game and then realized it was made by saber interactive. rip maybe i'll pirate it eventually
020
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 1h
transition goals
020
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 1h
sorry i'll do better
110
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 1h
ahsley re4 saying this while being carried off by a cultist
031
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 1h
"LARP" as a term has become completely overused almost to the point of meaninglessness and almost nobody ever uses it correctly. not that kid though. he has it 100% right
110
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 1h
well?? where was it???
120
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 1h
i've been betrayed and my kingdom stolen from me 😔
120
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi
Jenuki ☕️ MoNSTeR CAFÉ! @jenuki.bsky.social · 4h
this is my vent art
MS Paint drawing of a streaming service player shrinking the credits of a show/movie to present an advertisement for something else. 

(Credits for show/movie you loved that you let play out while you think about what you just saw)

LALA STUPID LAND ADVENTURE (STREAMING SERVICE ORIGINAL) THAT YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT - SEASON 2

GET READY, THIS IS GONNA AUTOPLAY IN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. WE HOPE WE'RE NOT UNDERCUTTING THE EMOTIONS YOU'RE FEELING FROM THE LAST THING YOU WERE WATCHING. CONSUME MEDIA! CONSUME MORE CONTENT!
15836234
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 1h
cannot emphasize enough how excited i am for this. FIST and triangle agency and time loops AND gambling it was made for me
031
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 2h
this came to me in a dream
digger in the heart
gareth ryder-hanrahan
020
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 2h
welcome to digger nation we accept everyone no matter their previous abhorrent statements daring to cast doubt upon the quality of alejandro iñarritu's 2026 masterpiece
120
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 2h
i think some tastefully-applied bright red stains would get it there
010
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 2h
oh, how the shovels have turned
150
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 2h
for some reason i assumed it was like $40. maybe i'm just prejudiced against racing games lmao but i would not pay that much for one as good as this one looks
010
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 5h
yeah exactly! you can back off to try and recover but your opponent will recover just as quickly so the best move is to always keep pushing and never let them take a breath
010
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 5h
why must you post
160
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 5h
unfortunately bloodborne is unplayable unless you emulate it because THEY STILL HAVEN'T UPDATED IT TO RUN AT 60FPS but if not for that it would be an all-time great
120
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 5h
tbc the stamina bar doesn't work like it does in dark souls, the only thing that depletes it is blocking and getting parried. it's more like a shield bar if anything
110
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 5h
(but of course because you're a ninja you can cheat by sneaking up on people or throwing firecrackers in their face or w/e)
010
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 5h
yeah the way it works in sekiro is about a back and forth of swordplay usually with neither side landing very many actual hits. mostly about breaking down your opponent's stamina so that you can perform a killing blow. been compared to fighting games but i wouldn't know
210
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 5h
you say this but as someone who used to fence i think it lowkey does evoke the experience pretty well
110
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 5h
you have to dodge occasionally and every enemy/boss requires a different strategy but you can't get through the game only dodging because it's a game about swordfighting
110
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 6h
blocked
120
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 6h
just a glimpse into my twisted mind etc
what if instead of sekiro it was called suckiro and you had to mash the parry button to slobber on it
2262
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 6h
this would work on me
010
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi
it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 7h
just once i would like to be totally enveloped by a beam blast powerful enough to destroy a huge mountain behind me and then the dust swirls and my enemy celebrates my certain death until i emerge from the cloud totally unharmed
14616
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 7h
barely relevant but extremely funny that literally nobody ever mentions that leon was in RE6. surely that was theoretically exactly what these people want! it had so many returning characters!
030
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi
nin lyrics bot @ninlyrics.bsky.social · 8h
still can make out pieces with the opening sewed shut yeah, parts of me are slowing down, time is speeding up
031
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 11h
New Listen: Heathen Axe - S/T (7/10) a nice fusion of heavy psychedelic jamming and electronic noise. not quite melodic enough or varied enough to remain engaging all the way through, but i'll definitely be keeping an eye on what they do next.
010
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
 modchao 21 Nov 2023 17:43 EST
the guy i fucked last night told me this was his favorite band of all time. he also washes his clothes in a bucket in the shower and the only food he had in his house was apples. he smelled good
1131
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
seems like a nice place maybe i'll go take a shower with the door unlocked
282
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12h
New Listen: Candelabro - Deseo, Carne y Voluntad (8/10) super fun proggy post-rock that puts me in mind of BCNR (although i like it better, i think). gets a bit too emo-y at times, and it's about twice as long as it needs to be, but it hits much more often than it misses, and the hits are big.
150
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12h
fuck. you've got me there
110
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12h
the bug is just like me fr i'm always saying this
0130
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12h
same energy
0550
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 12h
*trying to convince a trans girl w/ a scent kink to wear deodorant* hey did u hear that they invented a chastity cage for your armpits,
121064190
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12h
watching it and complaining about how it isn't faithful to the tom cruise version
210
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12h
it's encouraged
020
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi
Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 12h
James bit me on my little finger so I will be revoking his IPad for a week. I will also be uploading his soul into an IBM quantum computer, programmed to make each second feel like a thousand lifetimes of torment.
2356
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12h
i think this might be the most racist music review i've ever read
diego_balloni Sep 19 2026 ▼ 3.50 stars
can you believe it's from Chile?!

i have to admit, it's not the stereotypical Latin sound, the perfect way to debunk those prejudices. in my opinion, the album builds up gradually, as if they knew where it was headed while they were making it, with a second half that turns out to be heavier (in a good way) and bolder. all i can say is that i'm truly amazed.
1100
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi
Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network · 12h
Fuck Double Fine.
172
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12h
what about the national lesbians do you just HATE us
110
Reposted by BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi
Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 14h
message for you, milady. the duchess of the neighboring fiefdom has sent a messager raven with a letter. it reads "do u actually fuck with fat bitches fr" shall i draft a return letter to affix to this raven for reply, or are we going to leave this missive "on read"?
318624
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 13h
"why does so much of the music i've been listening to lately sound so flat" asks woman who keeps having to reinstall apple music and always forgets to go back into the settings to turn on hi-res lossless audio
010
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 13h
third time in a month i've had to reinstall this app to fix it btw
000
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 13h
aaaaand now nothing will play at all and i don't even get a popup
100
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 13h
now every time i try to play any music it just refuses to play it and gives me this popup. functional app
you're already an apple music member
120