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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator

@thewyseman.bsky.social
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Still knee-deep in the Lore | The Big Three-Oh | Occasionally gposes | Possibly cursed, possibly just a guy

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 31/10/2024
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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I Don't Believe You
ALT: I Don't Believe You
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah that's totally why it was allowed a 10-year development and not "We were the racing game devs, why'd they make us do this oh god help this is gonna take forever" If Fable is "vital to the DNA of the platform" then all that really states is that Xbox's RPG slate is utterly miniscule.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 04/09/2026
pretty funny to interview members of the executive class, the people completely and solely responsible for this
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*Man partly responsible for the games industry being in the worst state it's been in 40 years:* "Yeah it's awful... Oh also AI's super cool and can suck my own dick for me guys, there's just so much economic opportunity in it!" Thanks, Tim Sweeney. You contemptable morass of a human being, you.
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 03/09/2026
The Mafias in New York are using Magick.
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ScruffyTurtles @scruffyturtles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
aqua doodle
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ompuco @ompu.co · 14/08/2026
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Opt out of it.
Twitch management is so fucking pathetic for this one.
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We've been "about three years away from everyone streaming their games" for over a sodding decade at this point
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 06/08/2026
how can this be, certain analysts wrung their hands and cried and said anybody pointing out the launch seemed soft were wrong
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If you cautiously consider jamming a rusty railway spike into your eye, can you really do it cautiously?
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Noel [from GigaBoots] 🏳️‍⚧️ @gigaboots.com · 31/07/2026
Any time someone argues the PS3/360 isn't retro they should have to post a popular meme of the time sincerely. Do it. See how that makes you feel.
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neza ⚰️ @ritualgoth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i get why ppl do not like that both 8.0 raids are collabs. i fully understand. it is a bummer to not have one be original content. i do think people acting like the ffxiv line between homage and collab isnt insanely blurry is a little funny. what would you consider return to ivalice.
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Looking at the discourse of "Oh a FF7 crossover, it's the 'break glass in case of low subs' moment because of how sucks Dawntrail was" is one thing Looking at the other side of the negativity being "I hate this because it's not more world building" is like... How d'you know that it won't be?
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The timing of this kind of press is intentional. How are they going to make these games when Bethesda and Obsidian collectively laid off hundreds? Don’t fall for it.
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Given that they already had Obsidian making Avowed 1+2 instead of making a Pillars of Eternity 3 shortly after BG3 started selling like hot cakes, I really don't think Xbox would've bothered regardless of who's helming the proverbial Ship That Stays Afloat Despite Being Capsized And Half Underwater
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You're getting another Obsidian Fallout game that's going to be even more rushed and crunched while under Microsoft
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
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Sei 🪓🐻 @seiryuuden.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
pokemon gold #art #pokemon
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Evergreen.
Josh
@JoshMLabelle
We've assembled 100 people with
ADHD and 5 people with no soft skills to manage them, and given them a simple goal: make an impossible amount of money. We call it the games industry, and we think it's going to work great.
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
updated for the modern times
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 01/07/2026
Sony
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Agui!🌻 @aguichart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I love that the uncontestable W this was for Sony over Xbox back in the 2010s turned out to be the fucking monkey's paw to end all monkey's paws
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 30/06/2026
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Kinda Funny @kindafunnyvids.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Xbox has no vision for the future.
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I thought we were past the point of "the fidelity is so so good look at the water" This is a remake of an iconic FPS from 2001, who the fuck gives a toss if the "wAvEs ArE rEaLlY jAw-DrOpPiNg"? Like sure, I can't wait to see how well they fucking UNDULATE on all these modern systems Or not at all
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Why would Sarah Bond trick Microsoft into selling Xbox? I mean she's clearly the reason for every bad decision Xbox made over the last... hang on... *checks how long Phil Spencer was in a leadership position at Xbox* ...twelve years! Truly her evil schemes predate even her joining Xbox in 2017!
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The real question is, how can they pin the blame on Sarah Bond somehow when they actually do shut down Ninja Theory or whoever's on the chopping block It's absolutely gotta be someone who had a game shown in the Showcase last Sunday
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 10/06/2026
Trying to run a video game business during these tricky times while the company that owns you is directly contributing to making these tricky times so tricky seems like a dumb way to do this, I don't know.
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The Rybo @thatryboguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"Boy, I miss your mother" "I know she loved you a lot father" "She could perform an air combo when I could no longer do so"
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
...ugh...
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Kimberly 🐘 @elephanttail.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
they're showing you the logo that will be on the back of the box if you buy Halo on the PS5
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is hilarious. Like imagine being blocked by the technical head of this site because you rightly pointed out that the dumbass ai coding they're using keeps on breaking the aforementioned site every other day
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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ScruffyTurtles @scruffyturtles.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
business tifa
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Kye 🎃 Funkenstein @kye.bsky.to · 03/04/2026
109.
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Can we all agree that this is a most horrific dog
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Dr. Aggro @draggro.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Instead we get this. To watch an entire generation of talent wasted and burned out to submit to the whims of a power team-up of incompetent finance brained executives and ignorant shortsighted investors, the meager products of which are themselves swallowed by the rampage of blind tech bro avarice.
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Dr. Aggro @draggro.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Videogames should have been thriving. We should be currently in the midst of an era defining flowering of institutional experience translating into a transformative refinement of both the design and production aspects of game making resulting in new horizons of experiences and possibilities.
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Absolutely keep track of artists that decided to embrace AI cuz they're the ones that will try to pretend like nothing happened
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Sonic Heroes is perfectly fine. People definitely aren't mean enough to Sonic Colors though.
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
you ever think about how WRPG is a borderline dead genre because microsoft consolidated all the biggest creators under their umbrella
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Preston Chaderton @madfriaravelyn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
A DLSS 5 Off -> DLSS 5 On meme image.  Real Ben Starr is represented as rendered using DLSS 5 Off.  Puppet Ben Starr is represented as rendered using DLSS 5 On.
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
We're gonna hit the 20th anniversary of Skyrim and 6 -still- won't have come out. Fucking Todd going "Haha yeah just pretend we never made that announcement". No Todd. I won't pretend. I won't forget that you said it was in development just to boost your stocks to look good for acquisition.
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Sage of Hawkes, Hilda Appreciator @thewyseman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Then why the fuck did they let Jensen Huang go up on stage seething and coping like an insane fucking lunatic saying "No its not a filter its not a filter it affects the geometry its not a filter"???
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
used to be that major video game franchises had release schedules like this
4 sonic movies in 8 years
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Sean Gardner @seangardnerxiv.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I like the renewed appreciation for the art of sentence mixing existing voice lines in the face of AI. You can never generate something as funny as The Heavy is Dead.
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