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The Spooky Saltine

@thewisesaltine.bsky.social
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why did you pick the name with the least positive brand recognition? People know what Warner Bros and Paramount pictures are since they've existed for a literal century. The average consumer probably would assume Skydance is the name of a shitty mockbuster you found at the Dollar Store.
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Mr. Krabs from the SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon rings a cowbell while yelling, "Give it up for day fifteen!"
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*Nintendo Direct voice* “The world has been covered with explosives, and only you can uncover them! Mark out where potential bombs are, find the safe spaces, and make sure you aren’t caught out. Now you can make the play board as big as you like! Minesweeper: Definitive Edition coming 2027.”
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AK @akfamilyhome.com · 08/09/2026
My hypothesis is that there are two types of first party Switch 2 games
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You tell me the vintage of a wine and I say if it's good or bad entirely depending on how good I think the season of The Simpsons that came out that year was.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A couple years ago Steamboat Willie went into the public domain and I remember there was about a month where we were waiting for it like “this is going to change everything lads. We can do whatever we want with Steamboat Willie”
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Mr. Krabs from the SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon rings a cowbell while yelling, "Give it up for day fifteen!"
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Villy (Certified Rock Dog Enjoyer) @villagerwolf527.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
>named “Bucket” >most likely designed from the ground up to sell popcorn buckets
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really bad account @rikagirlhusband.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
as a reminder this game will only glitch out or act strange if it detects you have an unpure heart
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Will Shop of Horrors ☠️ (SpaceTree Studios) @spacetreestudios.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
At any moment Warren Beatty can descend from the heavens in a yellow trench coat and make it all our problem
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Me when I can't fucking fathom the idea of working on a movie that isn't set in the 50s or the future as depicted by the 50s
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Starbird 🔞 @star---bird.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
guy named odysseus goes on an odyssey, what are the odds
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Mr. Krabs from the SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon rings a cowbell while yelling, "Give it up for day fifteen!"
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This only makes me imagine Speilberg watching some "Analogue Horror EXPLAINED" film theory video, and that is very funny to me.
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
him and the hat probably fucked
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Mr. Krabs from the SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon rings a cowbell while yelling, "Give it up for day fifteen!"
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 12/06/2026
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 10/06/2026
With the announcement of the Doctor Who Christmas special being cancelled, that’s it. I’m calling it. It’s time for emergency procedures. Now’s the time to bring back Doctor In Distress
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
you know a movie's fucked financially when it gets a promotional menu at denny's
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Very interesting how most of the stuff I've seen the America 250 logo slapped on are stuff for making burgers and burger paraphernalia. Truly a land of burger.
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It's Summer Game Fest season, so get ready to see the "Focus M" video referenced and reposted a lot
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
They don't want you to know this, but if you have enough time you can imagine movies that don't exist in your brain. Some of them are pretty good.
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WumpaGem @wumpagem.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The best part about watching movies for the first time is recognising lines you've heard spliced into YouTube Poops
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It's Haunter (World Famous Ghost) @spiderslash.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
YOU LOST MY MEDIA?!
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 06/05/2026
Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch
James McCloud starfoxDracula flow
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
First I lol'd. Then I serious'd
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Mr. Krabs from the SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon rings a cowbell while yelling, "Give it up for day fifteen!"
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Doomsday looking great, guys!
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.
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RainDing 🌧 @raindingrandom.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Sneakers O'Krool #VideoEdits #DonkeyKong
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Sometimes I'll wake up from a dream and think "Wow, the set design was really good in that one. I'm glad they didn't just green screen everything"
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Starfleet Academy had some aspects that worked, a couple of nice episodes, but from even the pilot the writing was on the wall. Star Trek in general is in this weird place right now where everyone knows what it is, but anything released after 2009 has been entirely ignored by the general public.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 20/03/2026
I know they got armatures inside of them and all, but I really wanna see what Wallace and gromit would look like if you smashed their little clay bodies with a mallet, like what would that look like
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
This has the visual style of a fan film and more plot threads than Spider-Man 3 (complimentary)
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Timothy Chalamet seems like kind of an annoying guy, but every post I see about this stupid-ass, manufactured opera/ballet controversy gives me the same vibe as this image
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I forgot to change my banner from Christmas....its almost fucking March. Tony Soprano has two months of overtime
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AK @akfamilyhome.com · 17/02/2026
This is the future Nintendo wants
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Forky will outlive us all and I'm ok with that
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Mr. Krabs from the SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon rings a cowbell while yelling, "Give it up for day fifteen!"
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Frankie's Husband Craig! @haveacraigday.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
You can't open another box of cereal until you finish the one you've already opened, Sony.
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Having lunch at 3pm. My life is falling apart
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I wanna host a late night show so I can introduce celebrities with their most obscure and/or embarrassing screen credit. Everyone welcome, from Jack and Jill (2011), it's Al Pacino!
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Mr. Krabs from the SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon rings a cowbell while yelling, "Give it up for day fifteen!"
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
"Ooh, January 1. Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
Happy new year!
Hope this year will be great for all of us.
Season 9 / Episode 20
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Haha. Year.
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Not every service needs an end of the year "spotify wrapped". Why was my mom just talking about her BJ's Wholesale Club 2025 Wrapped?
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Me 24 hours ago vs me today
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The Spooky Saltine @thewisesaltine.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas. I Pooped youtu.be/VN0-9tbRDIc?...
youtu.be
(YTP Collab Entry) The Feebles' Festivus Fiasco
YouTube video by The Cracker Factory YTP
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