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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 17h

It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,

BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody's ma and da dies
And we're no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at:
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin
and everybody else.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rewatching The Rehearsal (after binging Nathan For You and watching the Elizabeth Holmes documentary, to prep for the new doc) and it is so much more insane than I remember. I mean, everything was insane when it came out so I guess it didn’t register? Jesus Christ.

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acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you couldn't make law & order svu in 2026. nobody would believe police investigating sex offenders anymore

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Rewatching Nathan For You and trying to come to terms with both loving it and feeling a bit weird about how many of his “targets” have English as their second language. Am I a Lib? Fuuuuck.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I can’t wrap my head around Whalefall. Very much this:

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tried to convince my buddy Keil to go on an “On The Road” sort of Mexican adventure and he said he’s scared of cartels or whatever and that’s just sad to me. Wish I was born 80 years ago.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Made Grampa watch an episode of Nathan For You tonight and while he did laugh several times he more often was asking “what is this?”

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sometimes I wonder what my life would have been like if I wasn’t basically bald at 18.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just finished Meet Me in the Bathroom and I was not prepared for how deeply the song Maps affects me.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Been watching a lot of Nathan For You and I’ve laughed out loud at least three times. Maybe four.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

All these chiefs fans showed up at the stadium so chubbed up to do a racism.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’ve been going through a pretty rough patch so this really meant a lot.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Just absolutely perfect. A masterpiece.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Westworld would have been a lot less interesting if I was the main character. Just several days of me banging robots that pretended to enjoy it. Same thing with Jurassic Park, really.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I wasn’t really familiar with downtown Ft. Worths game but it’s actually pretty dope actually. They got some style down here.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

#scgcon with UB Goryo. Deck shine too hard for good pic in event room lighting.

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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

grains of table salt under an Electron Microscope 💫 #themoreyouknow #science

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Main takeaway from the first day at the big Magic convention is many men do not wash their towels often enough. Showering is great! Wiping off with a towel that smells like…that…not so good!

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

When you’ve been furloughed it’s a terrible time to hear Hugo Boss is doing a collaboration with Lanterns and there’s a $600 suede jacket that you DEFINITELY need.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Asked the hotel concierge if there were any cute restaurants nearby and she hard locked. After a few minutes she said “people love the Cheesecake Factory!”

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Tweaked something in my hip earlier today on the disc golf course and at this point in my life it’s like “that’s going to be like that forever”

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You couldn’t make the shiny happy people video today. You’d be shot in the street.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Sometimes I’ll randomly see that crash test dummies video on YouTube and the kid who has it worst has to go to church and I’m like “yeah bro, that sucked”

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 27/08/2026

I don't like it when people don't like me and I don't like it when they like me either

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Whelp. That’s that. Someone get the nuclear codes out.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I know it’s recency bias but it’s hard to think of two people whose voices had a bigger impact on my childhood. I listened to Dolly Parton’s greatest hits a million times. “Oh yes, they float, Georgie. They float. And when you’re down here with me, you’ll float too!” kept me awake a thousand nights.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I realize I can change the targets on these things but what are doing with these defaults, Apple Fitness? Double the exercise ring, 11k steps, 5.5 miles and still 1/4 of the active calories ring to go? Are you insane?

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I want to start taking my son to a new orthodontist in the middle of braces simply because the waiting room plays nu-country much too loudly.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Finally got around to watching the new Larry David show. Made it five minutes. Yeeeeeeeikes.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Dairy Queen sucks now? Damn. That’s very disappointing.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Swiping right on all the women who scare me to feel something

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Me (very smart) watching The Long Walk: I feel like this could easily be a metaphor for…well, something, anyway.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Couldn’t the Ted Lasso guy just grow the fucking mustache or is the joke that he has a really bad fake mustache? Either way not watching it. Positive thinking is for assholes.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I don’t have an opinion on the movie One Night Only because I haven’t seen it but I DO have an opinion on the trailer because I’ve seen it 10 times and it made me dislike the big eared handsome man and also made me not want to see the movie but I DID like the pretty lady who showed inner sideboob.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I’ve seen them all now and it comes as no surprise to me personally that all the phase 4 and 5 ones that were box office flops were my favorites (with the exception of Quantumania which was irredeemable).

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Hey @cheatsy.bsky.social and @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social give me your tip 5-10 horror movies of the millennium. I need to make sure I’m up to date on the genre.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

So I recently started rewatching all the MCU movies and I think you can pinpoint the nadir to when each and every hero and villain has a mask that magically appears and disappears repeatedly during every scene.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Really need the big red blob painting from the living room in The Drama.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Flaky bass player flaked so I guess I’m seeing Spider-Man to night.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Easily the best dressed dude at the Magic the gathering tournament ama

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

One time my buddy Joe Bob wanted to have everyone over for dinner and he was so excited to make dinner for everyone and then he made dinner and it was just the two largest pans you’ve ever seen full of scrambled eggs and cheese and he was very proud of himself.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

transitioning from being a person who does actual work to the guy who just pops into all the different chats and asks "Any update on this?"

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Basically not paying attention to finances or calories until after August 10th then it’s down to business he said to himself convincingly.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Got so high off The Odyssey I said “fuck it let’s make it a double feature” and went to Evil Dead Burn and in hindsight that was probably pretty unfair to Evil Dead Burn. Big letdown (in my opinion) from Rise.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hjoly fjucking shjit. The Odyssey is a goddamn masterpiece. 18 stars. 10 thumbs up.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Some absolutely fucking wild stickers on trucks out here in Independence, MO. Full on mental health emergency over here.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

WE’VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THE MAINFRAME!

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Why not download and MMORPG. Fuck it. What’s the worst that could happen.

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