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@theweirdmachine.bsky.social
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I cuss a lot. Someone told me smart people cuss and I want to be smart so bad. Famously not a serial killer. He/Him

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can’t wrap my head around Whalefall. Very much this:
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve been going through a pretty rough patch so this really meant a lot.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just absolutely perfect. A masterpiece.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hehe. Fuck yeah.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hell yeah
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Look at this bitch.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just being here is like at least 3-4 lines of coke. I can’t stop smiling. It’s so gross
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Okay, I was only finding college bars so I asked a door guy where the middle aged women with fat asses were and he sent me to a place called studio 80. It’s an 80’s themed bar run by a strip club that is the wildest fucking place I’ve ever been this sober.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Shit that other picture was on a Thursday, on Saturday the surrounding streets shut down and become an open air market and there’s just hundreds of people dancing to tejano music in the square.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wasn’t really familiar with downtown Ft. Worths game but it’s actually pretty dope actually. They got some style down here.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#scgcon with UB Goryo. Deck shine too hard for good pic in event room lighting.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When you’ve been furloughed it’s a terrible time to hear Hugo Boss is doing a collaboration with Lanterns and there’s a $600 suede jacket that you DEFINITELY need.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know it’s recency bias but it’s hard to think of two people whose voices had a bigger impact on my childhood. I listened to Dolly Parton’s greatest hits a million times. “Oh yes, they float, Georgie. They float. And when you’re down here with me, you’ll float too!” kept me awake a thousand nights.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I realize I can change the targets on these things but what are doing with these defaults, Apple Fitness? Double the exercise ring, 11k steps, 5.5 miles and still 1/4 of the active calories ring to go? Are you insane?
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Weston, fla is lousy with ficus trees and I love them every one. Each individual is a unique and terrible horror to behold.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“SummerWeen” sale 4ks showed up. I excite.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I moved my coat rack up from the basement because I was getting my carpets cleaned and I have nearly shit my pants giving myself a jump scare about ten times today.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Went to WalMart to get One Battle After Another 4K but they didn’t have it but they did have my new best friend.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Decided to watch Denis Villeneuve’s 2013 psychological thriller Enemy starring Jake Gyllenhaal because I thought I hadn’t seen it but it seemed familiar so I checked my Letterboxd and holy shit that’s wild.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Jesus Christ
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
For completeness
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
No chance anyone I admire is in these files Brad. Thanks though.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
My son is minorly obsessed with Metamorpho’s son Joey in the new Superman movie. If I put on any other DC cartoons or movies he immediately asks if this is “before or after Joey was born.”
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I might have a tendency to give 4 stars.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Thanks AI!
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Dawg
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
yikes
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
No bananas. Are we all going to die?
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
kill me now
Transcription of online course says "SPEAKER: Meow'dy, partner."
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Went to some place called Katie’s that was pretty good last night. Still here until tomorrow if you want to throw one or two at me.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
There’s a rainbow under the St. Louis arch out my hotel window.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
You KNOW I like my sudoku NASTY! Aw yeah, get fucking sick on those little bastard numbers! Oh we are fucking gross in here, nasty little sudoku fuckers.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Hell yeah
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Here’s a thread of all the really sweet lake inspired signage at the lake house my in-laws rented.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
A childhood favorite. I’d bet the recipe has changed. It doesn’t hold up to my memories, but I still sit in the darkness and devour a bag like a nasty little goblin once a while.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Ah yes, Kansas’ famous deep-d’piza. Classic.
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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
This one shut it down for like two weeks.
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