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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

But I am a sucker for Lynchian nonsense so…yeah.

the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Music videos have kind of fallen off artistically since the nineties but this one kind of blew me away. youtu.be/Luni0K3sjAc?...

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Butthole Surfers - "I Don't Have A Problem" (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Butthole Surfers

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you like weird shit like I like weird shit go see Digger before word gets around. Just wonderful. And fucking wild.

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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,

BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody's ma and da dies
And we're no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at:
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin
and everybody else.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rewatching The Rehearsal (after binging Nathan For You and watching the Elizabeth Holmes documentary, to prep for the new doc) and it is so much more insane than I remember. I mean, everything was insane when it came out so I guess it didn’t register? Jesus Christ.

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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you couldn't make law & order svu in 2026. nobody would believe police investigating sex offenders anymore

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Rewatching Nathan For You and trying to come to terms with both loving it and feeling a bit weird about how many of his “targets” have English as their second language. Am I a Lib? Fuuuuck.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I can’t wrap my head around Whalefall. Very much this:

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tried to convince my buddy Keil to go on an “On The Road” sort of Mexican adventure and he said he’s scared of cartels or whatever and that’s just sad to me. Wish I was born 80 years ago.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Made Grampa watch an episode of Nathan For You tonight and while he did laugh several times he more often was asking “what is this?”

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sometimes I wonder what my life would have been like if I wasn’t basically bald at 18.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just finished Meet Me in the Bathroom and I was not prepared for how deeply the song Maps affects me.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Doink-It episode is so messed up

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Been watching a lot of Nathan For You and I’ve laughed out loud at least three times. Maybe four.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

All these chiefs fans showed up at the stadium so chubbed up to do a racism.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’ve been going through a pretty rough patch so this really meant a lot.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Das tang mang. Accept no substitutes.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

One of those “stay through the credits out of respect” movies.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Just absolutely perfect. A masterpiece.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Crichton’s a pretty decent director in his own right. There are some shots in this movie that wouldn’t embarrass Kubrik.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

“Sir, we have no control over the robutts at all” goated line reading

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Westworld has helped me realize why I dislike Minority Report and other newer sci-fi though. Fuck off with floating AR screens, I want walls of blinking lights and rolling film wheels. That’s MY future.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

HAHA! They just scotch taped 3.5mm outputs to the robots heads to look like they were plugged in! 4K ruins and or elevates older movies.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Grown person tub 😂 what’s that look like?

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Westworld would have been a lot less interesting if I was the main character. Just several days of me banging robots that pretended to enjoy it. Same thing with Jurassic Park, really.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Nobody wanted to meet eddy minster so the guy kept saying “come meet eddy munster” and you could tell eddy munster was like ok i already got my appearance fee you can calm down but the guy kept saying “come see eddy munster” but nobody wanted to see eddy munster.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Eddy fucking Munster is here. You can get a picture with him. There’s a tall Native American man from some other show too. He looked familiar but I’ve never seen the show.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Just being here is like at least 3-4 lines of coke. I can’t stop smiling. It’s so gross

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Okay, I was only finding college bars so I asked a door guy where the middle aged women with fat asses were and he sent me to a place called studio 80. It’s an 80’s themed bar run by a strip club that is the wildest fucking place I’ve ever been this sober.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I got the scoop. This happens the first Saturday of every month. They have DANCE LESSONS before the dancing starts so you can look good. Local vendors in the streets all around d the square. Fireworks at 10:30. Dope shit, ft. Worth.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Shit that other picture was on a Thursday, on Saturday the surrounding streets shut down and become an open air market and there’s just hundreds of people dancing to tejano music in the square.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I wasn’t really familiar with downtown Ft. Worths game but it’s actually pretty dope actually. They got some style down here.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

3-2. UB Frog. My dreams, they are dying.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

3-1. Hit a Charbelcher guy that ripped some nice draws.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

2-0, 4-0 R2 against Domain Zoo. Won game one at 1 life. Game two Harbinger of Tidesed him.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

1-0, 2-0 after R1 because Neoform folds to a stiff breeze.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

#scgcon with UB Goryo. Deck shine too hard for good pic in event room lighting.

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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

grains of table salt under an Electron Microscope 💫 #themoreyouknow #science

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Main takeaway from the first day at the big Magic convention is many men do not wash their towels often enough. Showering is great! Wiping off with a towel that smells like…that…not so good!

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

When you’ve been furloughed it’s a terrible time to hear Hugo Boss is doing a collaboration with Lanterns and there’s a $600 suede jacket that you DEFINITELY need.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I ended up at a bbq place called Riscky’s. The booths are in total darkness and the table is made of metal and everything smells like metal and I’m worried I’m getting nickel poisoning.

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the weird machine @theweirdmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Asked the hotel concierge if there were any cute restaurants nearby and she hard locked. After a few minutes she said “people love the Cheesecake Factory!”

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