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The Wasted Brain

@thewastedbrain.bsky.social

109 followers 403 following 155 posts

Recovering lurker, here for some light relief from, y'know, everything. She/her, jam first

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I made an identification guide - hope you find it useful

The Four House Spiders of the Septocalypse - pic is of 4 big hairy spiders with NSFW names

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Don't have an artistic bone in my body sadly so had to scratch this itch via the medium of meme

The Four House Spiders of the Septocalypse and their NSFW names

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If anyone needs a naming convention to help them through this month 🕷️

Four big hairy spiders, the kinda that invade UK homes in September. Header reads The Four House Spiders of the Septocalypse, each with NSFW names. Never made a meme before but the idea was an itch I had to scratch - will probably never make another cos it took me bloody ages!

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Whenever I see the Serena thing, it always reminds me of this

Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

What's the opposite of nominative determinism? @arrantpedantry.com @lexicoj0hn.bsky.social

Writer of BBC article: Kevin Peachey, cost of living correspondent

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Handwritten message "What a lovely idea!"

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

So very excited right now 🌩️⛈️

Screenshot from lightning tracker, big storm coming my way!

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Not to take away from the sadness of the story, but how fast was he going? #ambiguousheadlines

Screenshot of BBC headline which reads "Dog who helped police Queen's funeral dies after car crash"

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Outstanding juxtaposition on my timeline:

Photo of Zuck in twatty smart glasses followed by a post from Actual Names citing someone called Sterling Wanker

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Surely that's a reduction...? #ambiguousheadlines

BBC Headline reads "Women's World Cup to expand to 48 teams from 2031"

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Anyone else picturing a large dog wielding a firearm before succumbing to armed police?

BBC headline reads "Escaped XL Bully found and put down after shooting"

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Flimflamman wins the internet today (from the comments section on a tariffs article on the BBC website)

It's all a massive tit for tat battle. China are supplying the tat. America are supplying the massive tit.

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

One of my favourites from @brianbilston.bsky.social

Mnemonic

Thirty days has September,
April, June and November,
Unless a leap year is it's fate,
February has twenty-eight.
All the rest have three days more,
excepting January,
which has six thousand,
one hundred and eighty-four.

Brian Bilston

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2024

Never have I related to a sign more

Sign that says "Sorry I'm out of order. Someone's on their way to fix me"

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2024

Can anyone help identify this tired, soggy little fella that decided to take a break in the wheelhouse of my brother-in-law's fishing boat today on the Dorset coast? 🪶 #birds

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