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The Wasted Brain

@thewastedbrain.bsky.social
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Recovering lurker, here for some light relief from, y'know, everything. She/her, jam first

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Met a terrier-cross-eightiesblondeperm at the supermarket today, so waggy and licky and gentle, properly brightened my day 🥰
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is top parenting
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Too good to pass up
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Brea Frank y su baile feliz en MQB All Stars
Alt: Merengue dancers
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I made an identification guide - hope you find it useful
The Four House Spiders of the Septocalypse - pic is of 4 big hairy spiders with NSFW names
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Try it with bacon and brie, you won't regret it
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ash
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Am I the only one who read "voilent" in an Irish accent?
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
cc: @actualnames.bsky.social
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today's pet peeve: people who @ you in a Teams message. Which is to you only.
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why has the bloke in the middle got his arse on backwards?
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don't have an artistic bone in my body sadly so had to scratch this itch via the medium of meme
The Four House Spiders of the Septocalypse and their NSFW names
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If anyone needs a naming convention to help them through this month 🕷️
Four big hairy spiders, the kinda that invade UK homes in September. Header reads The Four House Spiders of the Septocalypse, each with NSFW names. Never made a meme before but the idea was an itch I had to scratch - will probably never make another cos it took me bloody ages!
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Whenever I see the Serena thing, it always reminds me of this
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'd go with "down" instead of "in"
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today's nugget of happiness: my box of 12 jalapeno poppers had 15 in 🏆
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Binface: The Early Years
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Shawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain Scene
Alt: Shawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain Scene
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Recently found this gem
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A handful of cable ties. Bonus points for not having the size you need
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's all about technique
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Playful Cat Attacking a Blanket on the Floor
Alt: Playful Cat Attacking a Blanket on the Floor
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'll be honest, thought that was a bread roll with some kidney beans in it
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
First day. New job. Absolutely not.
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This was me. Top tip, scoop the snot out of the middle and they become edible
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What's the opposite of nominative determinism? @arrantpedantry.com @lexicoj0hn.bsky.social
Writer of BBC article: Kevin Peachey, cost of living correspondent
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This - can't stop watching it (sound up)
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I can't stop watching this - send help
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
*cries in British*
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Just the sweetest timeline cleanse
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Could someone please have a quiet word with the birds and see if they'll postpone the dawn chorus until the heatwave is over? 🪶
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Who knew?
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Kinda sounds like religion
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Splendid, just emailed you
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Excited Baby Says YESSSSSS!!
Alt: Excited Baby Says YESSSSSS!!
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Stay safe out there today folks. Extra thoughts and prayers for anyone who has no choice but to travel on the underground
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Katniss Everdeen's Bon Courage Salute
Alt: Katniss Everdeen's Bon Courage Salute
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
He's on bluesky, give him a follow @davidzinn.bsky.social
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Honestly never knew those were the only two options
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
For those who don't like poetry - a poem
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Given the alternative is the hoover or a boot, it should be thanking me
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
They spelled "fucking" wrong
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
We call them nappies, dunno if that's better or worse
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Perspective
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Come for the fess, stay for the thoroughly roasted typo
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Came here to say this, so glad I'm not alone
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I vow to find a way to use this term before the end of the week
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Monday sucking in new and unexpected ways
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Have a week off but don't tell anyone - 10/10 would recommend
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Had a recent stay in said hospital - informative content in the corridors if you want to stop and educate yourself, little flags if you want to pick one up and show your support - the Telegraph really needs to collectively unclench
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Anarchy in the UK by the Sex Pistols
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Some epic replies here
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I believe the technical term is clusterfuck
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