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The Wasted Brain

@thewastedbrain.bsky.social
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Recovering lurker, here for some light relief from, y'know, everything. She/her, jam first

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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today's pet peeve: people who @ you in a Teams message. Which is to you only.
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If anyone needs a naming convention to help them through this month 🕷️
Four big hairy spiders, the kinda that invade UK homes in September. Header reads The Four House Spiders of the Septocalypse, each with NSFW names. Never made a meme before but the idea was an itch I had to scratch - will probably never make another cos it took me bloody ages!
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today's nugget of happiness: my box of 12 jalapeno poppers had 15 in 🏆
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Shawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain Scene
Alt: Shawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain Scene
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What's the opposite of nominative determinism? @arrantpedantry.com @lexicoj0hn.bsky.social
Writer of BBC article: Kevin Peachey, cost of living correspondent
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I can't stop watching this - send help
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Just the sweetest timeline cleanse
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Could someone please have a quiet word with the birds and see if they'll postpone the dawn chorus until the heatwave is over? 🪶
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Who knew?
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Stay safe out there today folks. Extra thoughts and prayers for anyone who has no choice but to travel on the underground
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Katniss Everdeen's Bon Courage Salute
Alt: Katniss Everdeen's Bon Courage Salute
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
For those who don't like poetry - a poem
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Perspective
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Come for the fess, stay for the thoroughly roasted typo
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I vow to find a way to use this term before the end of the week
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Some epic replies here
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
In honour of #InternationalWomensDay
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A message from women everywhere - BBC
YouTube video by BBC
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Props to whoever put this together
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Well this is oddly satisfying
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Well this is just adorable
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
So when are we going to start calling it XXX?
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Back to work? Tired of, y'know, everything? Need a little pick me up? This'll fix ya
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
What social media was made for
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
PSA: Today is Saturday. Your cheese-filled arteries are crying out for that lonely satsuma in the kitchen.
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
My top doom scrolling find of today
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I probably should've figured this out by now, but can anyone tell me the difference between likes, saves and bookmarks? Oh, and pins
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Team Frog! 🐸✊ #NoKings
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Paul McCartney - We All Stand Together (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by PaulMcCartneyVEVO
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
What a beaut! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Dog owner on life with a 13-stone Alaskan Malamute
Amy Sharp's Alaskan Malamute Mal is more than twice the average size of a dog of his breed.
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Perfectly put
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
A timely reminder to ALWAYS look beyond the headlines from HM The Queen of Debunking - a great way to educate those who don't bother 👏👏👏
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
So very excited right now 🌩️⛈️
Screenshot from lightning tracker, big storm coming my way!
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Not to take away from the sadness of the story, but how fast was he going? #ambiguousheadlines
Screenshot of BBC headline which reads "Dog who helped police Queen's funeral dies after car crash"
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Just been reminded of this beauty - never not funny
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Cat Jump Fail with Music Sail by AWOLNATION 1
YouTube video by Viral Videos
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Doesn't matter how old you are, peeling a satsuma in one piece is still hella satisfying
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
A haiku about the weather: Oh, the excitement Thunderstorm warning issued! Aaannnnddd, disappointment #ukweather #fuckall
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Attention @weratedogs.com 🥰
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Surely that's a reduction...? #ambiguousheadlines
BBC Headline reads "Women's World Cup to expand to 48 teams from 2031"
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
🔥🔥🔥
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
This is tremendous 👏👏👏 youtu.be/3qOif1tEDZ0
youtu.be
Dr. Seuss Rap: “Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?”- Performance by @jordansimons4
YouTube video by Jordan Simons
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Anyone else picturing a large dog wielding a firearm before succumbing to armed police?
BBC headline reads "Escaped XL Bully found and put down after shooting"
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Flimflamman wins the internet today (from the comments section on a tariffs article on the BBC website)
It's all a massive tit for tat battle. China are supplying the tat. America are supplying the massive tit.
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
In case anyone hasn't had the memo yet...
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Glorious
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Absolutely @dalevince.com
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Stellar work chaps 👏👏👏
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Torn between "not now" and "yeah, crack on"
bbc.co.uk
Pharaoh: Archaeologists may have found second Thutmose II tomb
The potential find comes just days after the announcement of the discovery of King Thutmose II's tomb.
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
.... the answer
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The question...
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Anyone else get earworms that get stuck on a loop? Just read the word "fireflies" which triggered "10 million fireflies" from the song, then "earth turns slowly" and "I fall asleep" but that's it - those 3 bits. On a loop. Infuriating
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 24/01/2025
A few years ago we started a foundation that sponsors shelter dogs with medical needs to make them more adoptable. We have done truly incredible things with your help and we hope to continue that here on Bluesky. Please go give @15outof10.org a follow! ❤️‍🩹
in an archival photo, WeRateDogs founder Matt Nelson, a man with curly hair wearing a long-sleeved shirt, snuggles over on a blue couch to wrap an arm around his senior German shepherd, Doug. Doug is smiling and wearing a bright pink bandana. one of his ears has a signature wonky fold. they both look excited about the project they're launching.
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The Wasted Brain @thewastedbrain.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
In a nutshell
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