Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 9hstatic.klipy.com22 Jump Street: Channing Tatum LaughsALT: 22 Jump Street: Channing Tatum Laughs 040
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 10hIt’s Angelina claiming against you putting all that footage of her at karaoke. 170
Reposted by Zach HurstMicah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week 624393868
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yes but also they literally look like someone put a tribble on top of the Pillsbury Dough Boy. 020
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Realizing the next Republican primary is likely to be JD vs Tucker vs DeSantis, and I genuinely think I’ll have difficulty telling them apart. 251
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Battle of the Pillsbury Dough Boys At least Jeremy Culhane will have job security. 040
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I read stuff like this and am genuinely worried how many men would be mass murderers were it not for the fact that it would keep them getting laid. 140
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I understand that the sailor is drunk when he shouldn’t be, but why do I have to get up early in the morning to deal with it? Why am I being punished by Helmsman Henry likes Heineken too much? 011
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s Julie Andrew’s birthday tomorrow, so when you see her trending, remain calm. 061
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I can’t get over how dumb the economy is that the pillar propping it up are the World’s Worst Men spending millions of extra money to make it look like they’re making money. 051
Reposted by Zach HurstKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you. 766286575985
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just in time for them to get bought by the fucking Ellisons! 0150
Reposted by Zach HurstWho Is My Doctor?! @wimdpod.com · 28/09/2026Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Justin Chatwin? It’s The Return of Doctor Mysterio! wimdpod.com/episodes/the...wimdpod.comWho Is My Doctor?! | The Return of Doctor MysterioLook, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Justin Chatwin? 153
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Maybe they mean they like “modern” country music, in which case they should also shut up. 010
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wonder if that’s the same Somebody that Gotye used to know. 2110
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was gonna buy some of this stock, but they said you bought all of it already. finance.yahoo.com/quote/GAYMF/finance.yahoo.comGalway Metals Inc. (GAYMF) Stock Price, News, Quote & History - Yahoo FinanceFind the latest Galway Metals Inc. (GAYMF) stock quote, history, news and other vital information to help you with your stock trading and investing. 000
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fanfiction has been around for decades, but these people are so fascinated because it moves around. Nobody even fucks Sonic in these things, they just have extra fingers and empty white rooms. 1131
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I remember very vividly one of the only cruises I’ve been on was this middle aged white woman who was on… something harder than weed… dancing to the Cupid Shuffle by spasming her arms around her head and clearly thinking she was fucking nailing it. 010
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So we're supposed to believe birds are real but the AI tracking cameras are literally called Flock? Hmmmmm 022
Reposted by Zach HurstKen Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Doors will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. 1266
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 16/09/2026LA is crazy, like what do you mean you live in the Funko Apopment? 010
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comRocko's Modern Life Judge Sock PuppetALT: Rocko's Modern Life Judge Sock Puppet 000
Reposted by Zach HurstWho Is My Doctor?! @wimdpod.com · 15/09/2026Class! What happens in it? Does anyone know? Is it even real? Only one way to find out! It’s our finale of the Summer of Spinoffs with Class! wimdpod.com/episodes/classwimdpod.comWho Is My Doctor?! | ClassClass! What happens in it? Does anyone know? Is it even real? Only one way to find out! 001
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Mitch McConnell still couldn’t make it into work today due to a scheduling conflict with a race against a hare. 121
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 14/09/2026We’re talking about fantasy novels now, this is no time for made-up words! 020
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’ve been reading a lot of fantasy recently, so I thought that sentence was going somewhere very different. 150
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What’s the over/under on her naming her kid “Radio”? 081
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Especially since, if they don’t at least submit a C&D, they forfeit their ownership of those rights. 052
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Imagine how Red Sox fans feel. Boston already hates him, and he ruined wearing red hats specifically. 060
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 06/09/2026What is we came up with a DIY that someone else does? Together, we do—no, wait, already a problem… 010
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 06/09/2026There’s so much cartoon logic in Coyote v. Acme, yet the most believable thing is that a 94 year old gun nut like Elmer Fudd is in the U.S. Senate. 0128
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Which is crazy, because I woke up with “Du Hast” in a Texas accent in my head. How do we trade? 000
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I think if a failson’s son is also a failson, that’s continuing the trend, which is some ways just makes him an appropriate heir, a succession. 010
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This is the face a toddler gives you when they shat their diaper. 032
Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 31/08/2026So a proper Mount Rushmore of anime, for example, would be like: Pokemon (a lot of people’s first because you were a kid) DBZ (good in its own right but hugely influential on the genre) Cowboy Bebop (I like it, you like it, regularly tops lists) Detective Conan (the show I woke up at 3AM to watch) 010
