Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Justin Chatwin?

Class! What happens in it? Does anyone know? Is it even real? Only one way to find out!

So when do these alien soda makers break Batman's back?

What is Torchwood? Who is killing the Welsh? And is that alien really named Todd?

R'uh r'oh r'everybody, the Pagan cults are trying to steal Christmas again!

After losing a friend, being tortured for years, and finding all of your most toxic family members, the best thing you can do is Soup.

Face the raven, taste the raven!

Exit Light, Enter.... mites? Like dust mites? That turn into big monsters because you're not sleeping right? ........Off to Never Never Land!

A girl is no one. I mean, a girl is Me. Me is no one? No one is me? It's a-me, Liono?

You know what they say, an apple a day keeps the Doctor away, and a wheat thin in your forehead keeps all the diseases away, too!

Fkn ghost magnets?! How do they work?!

Would a Kitty Cat Dalek have nine lives or take nine lives?

Against the advice of professionals, we do some forbidden Tumblr archaeology, where we dig up peacoats, discuss a murder hobbyist, and finally distill Benedict Cumberbatch's name to its purest esse...

It's time to talk about ancient aliens, deadly hugs, and just how big fire should be.

It's that special time of year when Cassie gets to take us on a trip down her memory lane. Full of math magic, excessive jacuzzi time, and we learn there's only one thing better than a motorcycle.

Last Christmas, I had a bad dream: there was a crab on my face, and it made me scream. This year, Santa is here, and he brought a parade of slinkies?

Heaven is a bowling ball, everyone's dead grandpa is a killer robot, and the Doctor gets a big ol' wet kiss.

It's like The Happening but the opposite and Cassie does a Bjork. Look, that's what happens, I don't know what you want from me.

Cassie and Zach discuss flat people (not like that) and what they would do if they had time travel (yes, like that).

What other monsters can we mash up with Agatha Christie? Dracula on the Nile? Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Marple? Five Little Invisible Men?!

Moon's haunted.

Today Cassie gets a quiz on Pokémon and in exchange she gives us a hat-based lesson in morality.

Somebody's hubris was really working overtime when they named this one

Today we present a new term for the council to consider accepting: Glass-Sharking. But the only way to find out what that means is to... Listen!

Robin Hood and Doctor Who walkin' through the forest, fighting like some kids and also dueling with a spoon, uh... something something Who-De-Lolly, Who-De-Lolly, golly what a pod.

Honey, we shrunk the Doctor and then stuck him up a Dalek's butt. You know, for science!

It's nice when Doctor Who can go back in time to examine classic rivalries, like Scottish Spacemen fighting French Robots or Dinosaurs fighting fire.

Today we take a very strange detour to discuss cinematic parallels, a sitcom about bear-men, and a rat the size of a bicycle. The question is... could this be Cassie's new favorite Star Wars movie?

So the Doctor comes into Christmas Town and positions himself as its figurehead and gives the children gifts. How many more steps until Tim Burton gets to sue? Either way, stick around to the end o...

Who would've thought mixing Walder Frey, Logan Roy, and the JFK assassination would make something so sweet and sincere?

Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours if you can count! Unfortunately the Doctors cannot, as this is definitely not Five or even Five(ish).

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Getting to the 50th anniversary now feels delusional. The calculations alone would take dozens of episodes! Dozens and dozens, but don't worry... we started about 2 years ago.

Getting to the 50th anniversary now feels delusional. The calculations alone would take dozens of episodes! Dozens and dozens, but don't worry... we started about 2 years ago.

'Twas the Night of the Doctor, and all through the pod, not a Cassie suspected that Zach was a fraud. He told her a fib just a few episodes past, but luckily she likes this, so she won't kick his ass.

They're tiny, they're tooney, they're non-canon Doctor Who-y. They're a series of flash animations where The Doctor has to sing the heads off some lava iguanas and the Master is a sassy robot.

So they made busts out of the heads of two dead guys and have them just spin around in the air, and that's not even like the 4th weirdest thing in this special. But K-9 is here, so all is forgiven.