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The Third Person

@thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social
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Anarcho-shitposter, shitposting for the revolution (small r), Taborite Hussite Wars vet, Aphrodian Biker Gang member, Hokuto Shinken advocate, speed camera hater, train noise lover - can't fly, but jump good. He/Him also Any/All

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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 12h
New Spencer Sunshine book is out! Very excited to make my way through this, especially as I've been on a bit of a Nazi Satanist dive of late anyway!
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Spencer Sunshine @transform6789.bsky.social · 23h
My “A Short History of Nazi-Satanism,” the first comprehensive overview of Nazi-Satanism, is finally out! Runs from the 1970s alliances b/t the Church of Satan & neo-Nazi groups thru today’s Order of Nine Angles and NVE. Link for PDF download. (captcha req) escholarship.org/uc/item/1f57...
image of 6 pentagrams around the text "A Short History of Nazi-Satanism - see link above"
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
£2 a litre diesel in inner-city petrol stations. Yeah, we're all fucked now.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been behaving in "unexpected and concerning ways" (robbing old people and pissing on school computers)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Holy shit, we've hit £6k in less than 2 days. Thank you to everyone who has shared and donated so far. Your generosity and solidarity is genuinely overwhelming. No one should be imprisoned for opposing far right violence, and this guy has committed decades to antifascism. Absolutely the best of us.
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"No government will ever care about you except for your ability to do work. Talk to your neighbours, care for each other" Spotted in Somerset, UK
"No government will ever care about you except for your ability to do work.
Talk to your neighbours, care for each other"
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Ms. Deathwish #Exist2Resist @msdeathwish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shout out to my fellow Lumpen. Don't ever let ANYONE treat you as less than, or unable to think critically about political issues. Your voices and opinions matter x
Me wearing a burgundy t-shirt wifh the words "Lumpen Pride". In the centre is a fist flipping the birth with ACAB on knuckles.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We're 50% of the way there! Please keep sharing and donating. Every donation is a real, material act of solidarity to an antifascist comrade and his family! Love you all loads!
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Prof Bill McGuire @profbillmcguire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Exxon is now expecting a 2.5 - 3C rise by 2050 But says f*ck you - we are just going to keep right on sucking up as much gas and oil as we can Because even though we know what's coming, we really don't give a sh*t www.reuters.com/business/ene...
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Exxon raises 2050 global emissions forecast, sees slower coal decline
The world is at risk of falling behind in efforts to reduce carbon emissions by 2050, ExxonMobil said in its annual energy outlook published on Thursday, as ​the burning of coal could decline at a slo...
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can't say much more then Bela has here, aside from that I am also privileged to call this person a close person friend, and it would be awesome to be able to support him in the way that he has supported so many folks in the past. If you have capacity, this dude is an incredibly worthy cause.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A very dear friend and antifascist comrade is facing serious charges resulting from defending migrants housed in hotels in Bristol from a far right march in 2025. He's a father, has £11k in legal fees up front, and may be facing prison time if he doesn't win. Please dobate below.
chuffed.org
Support a Bristol antifascist on trial
Support a Bristol antifascist facing charges for resisting far right attacks
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
he definitely has a brand
National Lampoon's The Miracle of Childbirth @dreambote• 2020-06-05
i like john darnielle because he looks like alan partridge got sentenced to the rack for the crime of stelinge croppes in 1406 and survived

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The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats • 2020-06-05
I feel that the condition of my quarantine hair should be documented so that future epidemiologists can warn the population of the possible risks of not containing an outbreak
[photo of john darnielle with winged hair on the sides and van dyke type facial hair that is long on the beard]
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the check out how hard i can cry meme but with eds heeran
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whose new book of paintings of what now?
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
GET IN MOTHERFUCKERS WE'RE GOING TO GOBEKLI TEPE
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i dont want to speak for anyone but i think if i were a trans person id be sick of every election being about where im allowed to poop or if i can play games with friends or if i can read books to children. id probably be pretty upset and frustrated and disappointed at this point ngl
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For fuck's sake.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Absolute Refinement
a crude drawing of two men in tuxedoes and tophats cheering a horse that is on the ground flailing, accompanied by text saying "one of the great pastimes of the glorious monied elites, the entertainment of the truly refined, gathering to watch a horse die"
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Bobbi QELD 🦭 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Calling this one two-che Guevara
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well, judging from my feed, looks like I'm fucking starting this whole thing then -
The Twin Towers, smoking after the planes hit, with Queen Elizabeth's face on them.
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Andrew @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[Benoit Blanc during a Reacher Christmas episode crossover] Listen, son, I myself am of the conviction that violence is the crude weapon of an incurious mind, but I will admit that my gigantic friend here makes the most convincing argument I've yet heard on the virtues of expediency through force.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this isn't how i wanted any of you to find out, but the chair and i are now in a committed long-distance relationship and it's convinced me I've discovered a new kind of physics.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i bless the rains down in castamere
@Chinchillazlla
you can only scramble two things in this world: eggs and fighter jets
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you're wondering why the cops didn't just impose a Section 157 and tell them to remove their masks it's because BLACK BLOC TACTICS WORK. It's really hard to impose a mask ban if you've got 100 potential scrappers wearing masks. No cops wants to enforce that.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sorry, not picking on anyone in particular, but can we stop fucking doing this? The problem with Danny Tommo's fascists isn't that they look scary or that their tactics are unacceptable; it's that they're fascists. Cedeing black bloc tactics to the far right is stupid and dangerous.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I mean, she's literally a fascist that's currently engaged in a state-level attack on antifascist groups throughout Italy, so who the fuck cares about her "contribution to European Unity"?? Fucking dogshit whitewashing of a fascist.
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Rita, antifascist🏴 @oldsquida.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“And the police just stood and watched” “flash -mob” rather than “protesters” is the correct term. mainstream media (BBC) calls them “protesters” which is so wrong on every level. they’re just fash arriving in box trucks mis-appropriating only one of our “black bloc” tactics.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fair fucking play.
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Feminist theory remains undefeated in explaining the weirdest parts of the Trump administration. I'm just going to keep posting this skeleton-key-to-MAGA passage, written over 40 years ago, until everyone gets it.
"To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom they admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom they imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire… those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex.

Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving.”
― Marilyn Frye, The Politics of Reality: Essays in Feminist Theory
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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keewa @keewa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Parkrun isn't a competitive event, there are no "competitors"
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HOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 31/08/2026
And the biggest howler: Reform’s geniuses in Kent were apparently able to repaint a fence, trim the verge, plant grass seed (and get it to grow instantly), redo the pavement and repave the road all so quickly that the car in the top-right corner didn’t move an inch! Amazing!
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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 30/08/2026
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT "HOW LARGE IS THE ROOM?" I CAST FIREBALL MAKE IT GO BOOM
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Good. Get in the fucking mud.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Do not grieve. Soon, I shall be one with the matrix. [...] Until all are one..."
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The fallout from the collapse of this glacier - a torrent of mud surging down the valley - killed hundreds of people. Gone, in a flash. Those people were wiped out by anthropogenic climate change. Our governments are simply not responding quickly enough to this disaster which is already upon us.
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End Deportations Belfast @enddbelfast.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As Proud Boys' Tarrio was in Belfast, we were receiving messages from US activists warning us he was on our soil. Operaring freely and meeting with other extremists, including a loyalist pipe bomber and inciters of pogroms - this was a decision, not an accident by UK Government and the PSNI. [1/n]
irishnews.com
Belfast visit by US far-right figures raises questions over UK visa rules
A human rights group has questioned why two members of a group involved in the January 6 2021 attack in Washington were permitted to visit Northern Ireland
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Jack @jacklikesfilm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sainsbury's Redundancies 2025: Around 3,000 Roles

Last updated: 23 August 2026

Sainsbury's has announced a restructuring that removes thousands of roles across the business as part of its published cost-saving strategy.
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Renee DiResta @noupside.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yes indeed. I still think of this reply sometimes.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Crumbles
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
USAIN BOLT: Runs 100m in 9.58s. Is really cool and fun. Lots of great chat. Can slow down so doesn't smash in to crash mat at the end of the race like a proper prat. ROBOT: Runs like a cunt. Zero personality or autonomy. Smashes in to crash mat at the end of the race like world's biggest fanny.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Well of fucking course she did, didn't she? The Venn Diagram of "biological essentialists" faux-science and "race realism" is basically a circle.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
gnonymus bosch 
@gnonymus
bats can hear shapes. plants can eat light. bees can dance maps. we can hold all these ideas at once and feel both heavy and weightless with the absurd beauty of it all.
4:57 PM • Nov 6, 2021
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
tactical psoriasis
@horny4gandalf.bsky.social
LOGGING ONTO THIS SITE TO INFORM YOU ALL THAT THE WEATHER CHANNEL HAS FIRED A MASSIVE SURROUND-SOUND LAWSUIT AT MY FRONT DOOR. THEY ARE CLAIMING DEFAMATION AND
"DESECRATION OF METEOROLOGICAL
SCIENCE" ALL BECAUSE I SAID TORNADOES ARE "WHEN MOTHER NATURE SUCKS YOU OFF"
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Thus letter absolutely eviscerates any defence of Cofnas as an academic in the post he was employed to fill, and anyone positing otherwise is either being deliberately disingenuous, or is a fucking moron.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Well, no, maybe don't do that...
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