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The Third Person

@thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social
792 followers 1.5K following 2.3K posts

Anarcho-shitposter, shitposting for the revolution (small r), Taborite Hussite Wars vet, Aphrodian Biker Gang member, Hokuto Shinken advocate, speed camera hater, train noise lover - can't fly, but jump good. He/Him also Any/All

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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 09/10/2026
I wish all Computer a very Fuck Off and Eat My Piss
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
dario! dario! i can help you with that! they're not :3
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Answer: she didn't. It's just misogyny.
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VERTICAL📼BLANKING📺INTERVAL @vertiblank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Hark! A Vagrant classic
Watson: Oooh, what’s that you’ve got?
Franklin: My final report
Watson: Little Rosie Franklin’s research! I bet it’s something!
Franklin: ROSALIND.
Crick: Oh, that’s a big name
W: You’re getting fancy on us! Tell me—
F: Ah. I love this game.
W: Is it a scientific breakthrough in feelings?
F: Well, I suppose I have to go into hysterics or have a baby somewhere, good day gentlemen
W: GO, GO
[W and C slip a look at F’s notes]
C: Nice
W: Quit hogging
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 08/10/2026
We have invented the mythical man month from classic software engineering book Don’t Invent the Mythical Man Month.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also Alan Mac-fucking-Leod
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This sounds like Austro-Hungarian propaganda...
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And you only lost one pawn in the entire game?! Faaaaaair.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is your brain full of mind vampires?
A comic all in red, depicting a man with a cut out of his brain with a vampire skulking inside of it. 
Big text at the top says "is your brain full of mind vampires? you are not alone."
The vampire says "bleh! bleh! I am 2000 years old. Bleh! your only desire now is to find my amulet."
The man says "Dang, gotta find that amulet."

Further text at the bottom says "there is no cure for mind vampires but there is support and management. Know the warning signs, get help early."
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look, I'm just saying that if it's easier for fascism to hide behind a hundred injustices than it is for them to hide behind one, maybe we need to start doing the same but for crimes...
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Predators. I'm a lunatic, and I'm not doing any of the things they are, so let's not conflate mental health conditions with predatory behaviour please :)
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Rue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spoiler: he's not.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait, you mean he _hasn't_ been deconstructing the nation-state, transferring the land and resources of the country to communal management and distribution strategies, and creating space for empowering communities to defend themselves and support each other in place of state security services??
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Lad dracula @andthecats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck yeah let's go next target £13,120
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Support a Bristol antifascist on trial
Support a Bristol antifascist facing charges for resisting far right attacks
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck you.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Based as fuck. Legend.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I literally write music, and would still like to listen to music other people have written and hear what they have to say, emotionally and sonically. These people have never felt an emotion in their lives
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New Spencer Sunshine book is out! Very excited to make my way through this, especially as I've been on a bit of a Nazi Satanist dive of late anyway!
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Spencer Sunshine @transform6789.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My “A Short History of Nazi-Satanism,” the first comprehensive overview of Nazi-Satanism, is finally out! Runs from the 1970s alliances b/t the Church of Satan & neo-Nazi groups thru today’s Order of Nine Angles and NVE. Link for PDF download. (captcha req) escholarship.org/uc/item/1f57...
image of 6 pentagrams around the text "A Short History of Nazi-Satanism - see link above"
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, agreed. He's choosing to feed info because he thinks it frees him up to do his "important work".
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If he's on remand, he's just gonna have direct access to Cat-C and Cat-B inmates, all inside for ASBO and weed offences, ripe for radicalisation. He's gonna build a whole army of dudes in there, whilst adding a significant amount of kudos to his brand. NB; prison is no holiday though, to be clear.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
£2 a litre diesel in inner-city petrol stations. Yeah, we're all fucked now.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Educate your way out of poverty" shit. And libs will fucking lap it up.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Hammers - £10" should be the new Labour party slogan
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I read this has "Andy Burnham had announced trousers will now cost £10" and am now eagerly awaiting this announcement
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ghost In The Shell (1996) - Existential Philosophy, The Anime Ghost In The Shell S.A.C. - Militant Cell Organising and Information Warfare, The Anime Ghost In The Shell (2026 and the OG Manga) - Contextual and Highly Accurate Sociopolitical Commentary, The Anime They are all top of their game.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Big result for Havant & Waterlooville FC, 2011-12 Premier League champs! Excited to see the changes this brings to the current season
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Release one hundred carrier pigeons, each with the name of a football team on it. Nothing more, I just think it'd be a beautiful thing to behold.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been behaving in "unexpected and concerning ways" (robbing old people and pissing on school computers)
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My self-developed food-to-go app has been engaging in rogue activity (not functioning at all)
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
""Ah much did ya pay fee tha'?"
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/466smVNAnN4
youtu.be
New Poke'mon Theme
YouTube video by Aunty Donna
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy shit the Pimp Rock Palace is still fucking going?! I though that died in like 2002?!
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mario in a bally holding an AK, saying "Don't forget to play the Mario theme at every demo!"
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone who thinks that you're a prick.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Sam Neill Event Horizon
Alt: Sam Neill Event Horizon
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*slow motion wobbly face James* Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I dO wIsH tO lEaRn" Sir I see no fucking questions in your responses here, only patronising, smug, passive-aggressive bullshit. The only thing being taught here is exactly how much of a cunt you are, and boy howdy are you earning lifetime achievement awards in that regard.
The utter bellend said -

"I dont think whether an ethnicity is "meaningful" (whatever that means) depends on some arbitrary degree of reproductive isolation. Ethnicity is not just about genetics and descent (as you, being an archaeologist, know perfectly well!)

"Zulu" as an ethnonym is only a couple of decades older than the fax machine but I don't think that means Zulu are not a meaningful ethnic group"

Can't see owt but statements there, can you?

What a cunt.
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Alright Teddy Wizzbang, how's that Professor of Linguistics job working out for you?
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Holy shit, we've hit £6k in less than 2 days. Thank you to everyone who has shared and donated so far. Your generosity and solidarity is genuinely overwhelming. No one should be imprisoned for opposing far right violence, and this guy has committed decades to antifascism. Absolutely the best of us.
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"No government will ever care about you except for your ability to do work. Talk to your neighbours, care for each other" Spotted in Somerset, UK
"No government will ever care about you except for your ability to do work.
Talk to your neighbours, care for each other"
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shut up, dickhead.
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Ms. Deathwish #Exist2Resist @msdeathwish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shout out to my fellow Lumpen. Don't ever let ANYONE treat you as less than, or unable to think critically about political issues. Your voices and opinions matter x
Me wearing a burgundy t-shirt wifh the words "Lumpen Pride". In the centre is a fist flipping the birth with ACAB on knuckles.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We're 50% of the way there! Please keep sharing and donating. Every donation is a real, material act of solidarity to an antifascist comrade and his family! Love you all loads!
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Prof Bill McGuire @profbillmcguire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Exxon is now expecting a 2.5 - 3C rise by 2050 But says f*ck you - we are just going to keep right on sucking up as much gas and oil as we can Because even though we know what's coming, we really don't give a sh*t www.reuters.com/business/ene...
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Exxon raises 2050 global emissions forecast, sees slower coal decline
The world is at risk of falling behind in efforts to reduce carbon emissions by 2050, ExxonMobil said in its annual energy outlook published on Thursday, as ​the burning of coal could decline at a slo...
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Roger Penrose has entered the chat*
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover
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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What the fuck is happening this is amazing
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