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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Beekeeper was just under 3 years ago tho.

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🇯🇵 🎃 American Jack-O'Lantern 🎃 🏳️‍🌈 @jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

man, giving george lucas his shit back isnt enough anymore after reading this. he needs access to the nuclear codes

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🇯🇵 🎃 American Jack-O'Lantern 🎃 🏳️‍🌈 @jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

george lucas is way stronger than me cuz if the most popular review of my space opera film started with "i knew it was gonna be bad when i saw a weird looking spaceship" i would hire the hardest italians in jersey to break that critics kneecaps

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Magdaloween! 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 20/09/2026

i really need more clients :)

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🇯🇵 🎃 American Jack-O'Lantern 🎃 🏳️‍🌈 @jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

just found out that The Last Photograph has pedophiles and sex traffickers getting killed in it so no wonder yall are mad at it/zack snyder

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🇯🇵 🎃 American Jack-O'Lantern 🎃 🏳️‍🌈 @jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

zack snyder literally confirms in that article that warner bros took advantage of the death of his teenage daughter to kick him off justice league, but all yall can talk about is "300 is fascist cuz i didnt like it" or whatever. nice to see everyones values are in order i guess

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Alan Zilberman @alanzilberman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Ryan Reynolds is the worst leading man in the movies nowadays, and my dude @scotttobias.bsky.social nails what makes him so vexing (h/t @kimbermyers.bsky.social for bring this to my attention). thereveal.film/in-review-on...

Ryan Reynolds has been a glib, unfunny screen presence for nearly three decades, a durability that suggests that many people do not find him glib and unfunny, accepting him much as they might accept, say, the default motion smoothing setting on their TV sets. It might be tempting to say that he’s “evolved” since National Lampoon’s Van Wilder defied critical consensus and made him a star in 2002, but it’s the projects themselves that have legitimized him more than any significant tweaks on his part. There’s a fundamental disengagement to his approach to comedy that tends to suck the air out of his films, one defined by an arch, wink-wink/nudge-nudge running commentary that signals to the audience never to take what they’re seeing too seriously. All of what they’re experiencing is just grist for the mill.

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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Respectfully sir I’d like to volunteer Smokin’ Aces as well. But yeah I am 100% in agreement with how little he offers.

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NaBOO! Haunted House @durgediggler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

People trying to rob authorship from Ridley Scott for not writing his own movies when David Lean walks into the room:

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Vince McMahon's Surprised Reaction

ALT: Vince McMahon's Surprised Reaction

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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

When the Avengers are getting cooked by Doom and then you hear “My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, look on my works ye mighty and despair”

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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Can someone patch all the other marvel movies like that too?

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: *totally calm after throwing a hit man over a railing into a mall atrium, where he smashes through a table where people are playing d&d, causing them to scatter in fear* encountah table

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Queen Celeste @queenceleste.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Me when I'm normal: Your distaste for how sensitive topics and themes are handled is all a cover for your real goal of not liking a superhero movie

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packed full of protein @ae2501maeth.smallbird.social · 10/08/2026

i hate to tell people who just want the pleasure of a good old-fashioned dunk this truth because who could blame them for such a dream but based on real, live, first hand personal experience with these kinds of people in the unhappy flesh, the venn diagram here is almost wholly a fucking circle

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NaBOO! Haunted House @durgediggler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Altruism painted as objectivism by outed Ain't It Cool News sex pests. I watched a Black man be labeled a "troublemaker" for vocally standing up to Joss Whedon. All these moments will be lost in time. Like Supergirl on its second weekend.

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jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

UK silence of suicide 08081151505 Suicide prevention 0800 587 0800 LGBT Hotline 0345 330 3030 National Help Line for LGBT victims of abuse 0800 999 5428 more UK : 0800 0119 100 Mermaids 0808 801 0400 11/12

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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Having a wife that looks like what Helen of Troy would’ve looked like if she were real is hot. But realistically if my wife left me and went to current day Turkey, she can enjoy her new life, I’d probably just go back to dating men for a while.

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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Launch every ship for her every ship ever.

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Magdaloween! 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 22/07/2026

sports is fun for me in the nerdy way that there is so much LORE to learn and CHARACTERS to appreciate except its all real people and real stuff that happened

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Stofsk @stofsk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The Odyssey being about the guilt and shame of having 'won' through underhanded means, leading to future decay and collapse of the winning civilisation, seems like a very apt observation for modern audiences that *of course* the right wing are having culture war conniptions about it.

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Isaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

gay gay homosexual gay

Motoko Kusanagi exhausted from kissing girls.

Motoko Kusanagi embarassed by Batou discovering her lesbian vacation.

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NaBOO! Haunted House @durgediggler.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Today we get blockbuster action movies with climaxes set to slow 'n moody Jimmy Eat World covers. Back then, we had blockbuster action movies with climaxes set to epic musical scores featuring choirs that sang thematically relevant lyrics in Sanskrit

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Queen Celeste @queenceleste.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I find it funny this site is split between genuinely cool people who are chill and a bunch of 35-45 year olds who still worship redlettermedia and get mad if you point out Gavin Newsom sucks

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NaBOO! Haunted House @durgediggler.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

My car's battery died on me and I had to quickly get a new one before AAA's jumpstart charge ran out. It's put me way over what little was left of my monthly budget. If you can spare anything, I'd greatly appreciate it. PayPal: movieguy564@yahoo.com Venmo: @DurgeDiggler CashApp: $DurgeDiggler

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NaBOO! Haunted House @durgediggler.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

*makes video that ostensibly analyzes the nature of big-budget streaming-exclusive films* *proudly states his refusal to watch the uncut version of the most epic and auteurist big-budget streaming-exclusive film ever made* Keep up the good work, Patrick Willems

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NaBOO! Haunted House @durgediggler.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I'm not a renowned video essayist and even I know that a good chunk of such a video could easily be dedicated to how streaming platforms have the power to meddle with filmmakers to make a more audience-friendly version of a film for initial release. But nope, "Zack Snyder sucks" goes brrrrr

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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

What’s your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 80’s: Die Hard 90s: Dracula 00s: Revenge of the Sith 10s: Mandy 20s: Zack Snyder’s Justice League

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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

30 years ago today a team of Navy SEALs led by Commander Charles Anderson were deployed to Alcatraz island to neutralise terrorist attack on the west coast of the United States. Despite suffering 93% casualties they were able to neutralise the threat. Today, we honour their courage and sacrifice.

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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

This is something outside my level of understanding but I just want you to know that I implicitly trust and believe you are connected to the divine.

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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I love both wrestling and having sex with men. The Golden Lovers saga was genuinely one of my favourite things in all of wrestling.

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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Escape From New York (Dir: Zack Snyder 2028)

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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Mrs Vern please accept Mr Vern will look great with a gold chain and jeweled Payakan.

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Ken Wesley @darkarm66.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

LOCK N LOAD (if you wanna hate cause it's a remake, FINE. If you wanna hate because it's Zack Snyder and wanna project a lot of dumb shit on him, please die in several fires so I can piss on your ashes)

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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026