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Joe Dude

@thethirdniceguy.bsky.social
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Baytriot. Bi. Socialist. Snyder cultist. Ridleyhead. I wish I was the third Wachowski sister. Avatar has cultural relevance and you don’t. Just have a good time people. He/him.

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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Beekeeper was just under 3 years ago tho.
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🇯🇵 🎃 American Jack-O'Lantern 🎃 🏳️‍🌈 @jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
man, giving george lucas his shit back isnt enough anymore after reading this. he needs access to the nuclear codes
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🇯🇵 🎃 American Jack-O'Lantern 🎃 🏳️‍🌈 @jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
george lucas is way stronger than me cuz if the most popular review of my space opera film started with "i knew it was gonna be bad when i saw a weird looking spaceship" i would hire the hardest italians in jersey to break that critics kneecaps
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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disney adults when Masherhala Ali criticises Kevin Feige youtu.be/d-S0OwT9buQ?...
youtu.be
Kurt Angle “I’m not a very big fan of the black people”
YouTube video by MudRivals
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Magdaloween! 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 20/09/2026
i really need more clients :)
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Magdaloween! 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 24/07/2026
Wanna write comics?  More important, wanna do it well?

Let me help you!

Im a 2x Eisner nominee (KIM & KIM, ETERNITY GIRL) and I'm offering, for a $150-$300 sliding scale
- pitch reviews
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- script coaching
- story development coaching
- and more!

Email me at mags.visaggio@gmail.com to book
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🇯🇵 🎃 American Jack-O'Lantern 🎃 🏳️‍🌈 @jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
just found out that The Last Photograph has pedophiles and sex traffickers getting killed in it so no wonder yall are mad at it/zack snyder
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🇯🇵 🎃 American Jack-O'Lantern 🎃 🏳️‍🌈 @jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
zack snyder literally confirms in that article that warner bros took advantage of the death of his teenage daughter to kick him off justice league, but all yall can talk about is "300 is fascist cuz i didnt like it" or whatever. nice to see everyones values are in order i guess
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Alan Zilberman @alanzilberman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ryan Reynolds is the worst leading man in the movies nowadays, and my dude @scotttobias.bsky.social nails what makes him so vexing (h/t @kimbermyers.bsky.social for bring this to my attention). thereveal.film/in-review-on...
Ryan Reynolds has been a glib, unfunny screen presence for nearly three decades, a durability that suggests that many people do not find him glib and unfunny, accepting him much as they might accept, say, the default motion smoothing setting on their TV sets. It might be tempting to say that he’s “evolved” since National Lampoon’s Van Wilder defied critical consensus and made him a star in 2002, but it’s the projects themselves that have legitimized him more than any significant tweaks on his part. There’s a fundamental disengagement to his approach to comedy that tends to suck the air out of his films, one defined by an arch, wink-wink/nudge-nudge running commentary that signals to the audience never to take what they’re seeing too seriously. All of what they’re experiencing is just grist for the mill.
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NaBOO! Haunted House @durgediggler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
People trying to rob authorship from Ridley Scott for not writing his own movies when David Lean walks into the room:
static.klipy.com
Vince McMahon's Surprised Reaction
ALT: Vince McMahon's Surprised Reaction
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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When the Avengers are getting cooked by Doom and then you hear “My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, look on my works ye mighty and despair”
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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hey anti auteur Disney adults
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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can someone patch all the other marvel movies like that too?
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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Someone check on Todd Vaziri
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: *totally calm after throwing a hit man over a railing into a mall atrium, where he smashes through a table where people are playing d&d, causing them to scatter in fear* encountah table
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Queen Celeste @queenceleste.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me when I'm normal: Your distaste for how sensitive topics and themes are handled is all a cover for your real goal of not liking a superhero movie
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packed full of protein @ae2501maeth.smallbird.social · 10/08/2026
i hate to tell people who just want the pleasure of a good old-fashioned dunk this truth because who could blame them for such a dream but based on real, live, first hand personal experience with these kinds of people in the unhappy flesh, the venn diagram here is almost wholly a fucking circle
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NaBOO! Haunted House @durgediggler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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NaBOO! Haunted House @durgediggler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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NaBOO! Haunted House @durgediggler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Altruism painted as objectivism by outed Ain't It Cool News sex pests. I watched a Black man be labeled a "troublemaker" for vocally standing up to Joss Whedon. All these moments will be lost in time. Like Supergirl on its second weekend.
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jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
UK silence of suicide 08081151505 Suicide prevention 0800 587 0800 LGBT Hotline 0345 330 3030 National Help Line for LGBT victims of abuse 0800 999 5428 more UK : 0800 0119 100 Mermaids 0808 801 0400 11/12
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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Having a wife that looks like what Helen of Troy would’ve looked like if she were real is hot. But realistically if my wife left me and went to current day Turkey, she can enjoy her new life, I’d probably just go back to dating men for a while.
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jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Launch every ship for her every ship ever.
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Magdaloween! 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 22/07/2026
sports is fun for me in the nerdy way that there is so much LORE to learn and CHARACTERS to appreciate except its all real people and real stuff that happened
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Stofsk @stofsk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Odyssey being about the guilt and shame of having 'won' through underhanded means, leading to future decay and collapse of the winning civilisation, seems like a very apt observation for modern audiences that *of course* the right wing are having culture war conniptions about it.
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Isaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
gay gay homosexual gay
Motoko Kusanagi kissing gorls.Motoko Kusanagi kissing gorls.Motoko Kusanagi exhausted from kissing girls.Motoko Kusanagi embarassed by Batou discovering her lesbian vacation.
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NaBOO! Haunted House @durgediggler.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Today we get blockbuster action movies with climaxes set to slow 'n moody Jimmy Eat World covers. Back then, we had blockbuster action movies with climaxes set to epic musical scores featuring choirs that sang thematically relevant lyrics in Sanskrit
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Queen Celeste @queenceleste.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I find it funny this site is split between genuinely cool people who are chill and a bunch of 35-45 year olds who still worship redlettermedia and get mad if you point out Gavin Newsom sucks
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NaBOO! Haunted House @durgediggler.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My car's battery died on me and I had to quickly get a new one before AAA's jumpstart charge ran out. It's put me way over what little was left of my monthly budget. If you can spare anything, I'd greatly appreciate it. PayPal: movieguy564@yahoo.com Venmo: @DurgeDiggler CashApp: $DurgeDiggler
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NaBOO! Haunted House @durgediggler.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
*makes video that ostensibly analyzes the nature of big-budget streaming-exclusive films* *proudly states his refusal to watch the uncut version of the most epic and auteurist big-budget streaming-exclusive film ever made* Keep up the good work, Patrick Willems
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NaBOO! Haunted House @durgediggler.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm not a renowned video essayist and even I know that a good chunk of such a video could easily be dedicated to how streaming platforms have the power to meddle with filmmakers to make a more audience-friendly version of a film for initial release. But nope, "Zack Snyder sucks" goes brrrrr
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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
What’s your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 80’s: Die Hard 90s: Dracula 00s: Revenge of the Sith 10s: Mandy 20s: Zack Snyder’s Justice League
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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
30 years ago today a team of Navy SEALs led by Commander Charles Anderson were deployed to Alcatraz island to neutralise terrorist attack on the west coast of the United States. Despite suffering 93% casualties they were able to neutralise the threat. Today, we honour their courage and sacrifice.
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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Escape From New York (Dir: Zack Snyder 2028)
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Ken Wesley @darkarm66.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
LOCK N LOAD (if you wanna hate cause it's a remake, FINE. If you wanna hate because it's Zack Snyder and wanna project a lot of dumb shit on him, please die in several fires so I can piss on your ashes)
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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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🇯🇵 🎃 American Jack-O'Lantern 🎃 🏳️‍🌈 @jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
zack snyder announced this on the 1st day of pride month, he really is for the gays 🙂‍↕️
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Karen (yes, yes, I know 😈) @karkin64.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
🏳️‍⚧️🌈😁😁😁
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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’m not the biggest Adam Wingard fan but anyone trying to capture that Terminator 1 action-slasher magic gets my money instantly.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I know it’s a big ask, but everyone needs to watch more interviews and panels with CEOs. They are so disturbing and repellent but to really face the reality of not only the fact we’re in a class war but the nature of who it is we’re battling, and the future they are authoring, is essential.
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Jimbot @jimbot256.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Zack Snyder is announced to direct something and everyone has the most reactionary response to it. Come on, folks. This crap is old. Leave that sort of nonsense to loser culture warrior types who go on about woke and DEI nonsense. It's the same energy and it's not any less pathetic.
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Straw Hat @thestrawhatgamer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The irony of supposed lefty types hating a VERY clearly lefty Snyder directing an unambiguously lefty movie like EFNY says a lot. Then again, these same lefty types thought a self described Zionist like Biden was progressive & defined their left wing values by rainbow flags in bios & paper straws
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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The dumbest person you know will say the below. That particular person will not understand the president in EFNY is a bad guy. That person should die.
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Mr Jim Moon @hypnogoria.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
One from the vaults! A Book of Monsters (1975) by Ruth Manning-Sanders, illustrated by Robin Jacques
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Benjamin (he/him/his) @benzed.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The kingdom of heaven is literally being constructed a mere few hundred miles from me as I type these words.
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Mr Jim Moon @hypnogoria.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
A drop of dream fuel - Gnomes by Brian Froud
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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Greivous, Commander of Separatists: Look on my armies, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands of Utapau stretch far away.
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Joe Dude @thethirdniceguy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Let’s be clear, let’s be very clear, let’s be incredibly clear about something: Says something wrong that Marcia herself debunked.
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