alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Any oomfs looking to sublet their costco membership? 000
Reposted by alex 🇵🇸𓂀Quanta Magazine @quantamagazine.org · 07/10/2026Last month, Dor Minzer and his graduate students rushed to post a milestone result in theoretical computer science, hoping to get ahead of a rumored AI proof. They were just in time. OpenAI put out a proof of a related conjecture yesterday. www.quantamagazine.org/as-ai-closed...quantamagazine.orgAs AI Closed In on ‘Unique Games’ Proof, Researchers Raced to Beat the Machines | Quanta MagazineIn the shadow of a rumored AI proof of one of the biggest problems in their field, three computer scientists rushed to publish their own milestone result. 0176
alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What kind of dance were the Israelis doing? Did they twerk as the towers fell? 000
Reposted by alex 🇵🇸𓂀oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Take a moment, if you would, and tell me again about the battle of Garlas Malatar. 041
alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m autistic about noises the way people are picky with food 000
alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Selling my car at the dealership like “it’s clean, no prints” 000
Reposted by alex 🇵🇸𓂀Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Walking in front of a trio of assbags at work today who were shit-talking the local DSA and I crop-dusted the fuck out of them. 131
alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Billy Mays here everyone who took the vaccine is going to hell 000
Reposted by alex 🇵🇸𓂀alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ok now read those posts to your lover 002
Reposted by alex 🇵🇸𓂀alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 13/03/20262024 Presidential Debate Conner O’Malley: Aren’t you going to talk about his connections to Jeffrey Epstein? Kamala: Nobody wants me to do that 6522839
Reposted by alex 🇵🇸𓂀Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You only live once and it's this time. This is the time that you only get to live the one time 0242
alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Alternate universe where Larry Silverstein is hopelessly suicidal and 9/11 is an elaborate scheme to kill himself but the hijackers chicken out at the last moment after befriending a group of gay men during their travels to America 110
alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Coworker movies of the week: - Anchorman - The Dirt - Mufasa 000
Reposted by alex 🇵🇸𓂀Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I buried toys r us in the pet sematary 2333
Reposted by alex 🇵🇸𓂀the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I relate greatly to Troy Jackson as an overly aggressive poster who is probably more charismatic online than offline. 3956
alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think we should let the COVID conscious lesbians run Gillette Stadium 000
alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026On January 20th, 2029, President- and VP-Elect Harris and Buttigieg take the oath of office on a copy of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling. - Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel - Secretary of Defense Colin Powell - CIA Director Mark Zuckerberg 101
alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026John Mulaney cheating on his wife was like Tumblr 9/11 010
alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kirk @bloodhoundgangnews.bsky.social 000
alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That feeling when you fuck up a joke really bad but people still laugh anyway and you start judging them for it 000
alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Trying to imagine an occasion that calls for this 000
alex 🇵🇸𓂀 @thetearsoftime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Well it sounds like Elon already did in 24 in some places. Hopefully i’m just dooming. But a republican winning in Texas is anyone going to blink an eye at that result? 100
