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Scrunchleface

@theta444.bsky.social
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PDX by way of Montalvin Manor. Here for the sincerity and also the memes, supporting organizers and movements, noticing the days hurrying by.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
we are PROTECTING WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS by having MEN show up to WOMEN'S SPORTS to YELL at the WOMEN PLAYING SPORTS
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mom Lunch
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Qoboe - 3d comms open @qoboe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I keep hearing "it's just a tool. You can use it ethically." Like I can use a hammer to build a house or beat someone to death - but AI will always harm the environment and scrape without permission.
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🦇 John Sununu is in the Epstein Files 🎃 @karenblackpilled.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It’s remarkable cope on Elon’s part to say someone else is unattractive when he looks like a landlord painted over him
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Not all heroes wear capes
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I haven't been using BS but I got some 🌊 type algorithm content about him permanently funding libraries on another platform, so I came over here to check what you were saying. :)
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Why is a 5th grader at my kids school wearing an Al Pacino in Scarface hoodie?
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Alex Shultz @alexshultz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Elon Musk: “Most of the crypto coin initiatives are scams”
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Marco Rogers @polotek.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The SPLC has been one of the few orgs actually documenting this shit and trying to tell everybody. Since way before Trump. Telling y'all what white people do. Providing the data. But people rarely took any action. Don't act like you trying to save them just so you can not listen some more.
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Ken Hart @kenhartwriter.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I had to look this up. It's TRUE. 😮 Before 1974, banks typically required a father's or husband's signature in order for a woman to open a credit card account. HOLEEEE SHIT. In my lifetime?!! The patriarchy really sucks. #ArtemisII
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Dr. Jess Hebert @jesshebert.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Welcome home, gang. <3
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
watching NASA hit a very specific target in the big big ocean with a vehicle that just came back from outer space at 25,000mph definitely has me reflecting on the charter bus company that couldn't get me to a bus station
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Whew!
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
so happy for my emotional support astronauts
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Capt James T Kirk with a pile of tribbles
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
BREAKING : Artemis astronaut presents unknown object to NASA recovery teams, asks “can we keep her”
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 10/04/2026
I did not spend years being told that as a poor teen mom I was responsible for the downfall of society to be told that having *fewer* poor teen moms is the downfall of society. Teen moms can’t win!
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Omg the weird portland hysteria and marketing around that movie is such a random period specific fever dream
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Alan Taylor @kokogiak.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Listening in to the live Artemis II feed. I love the way they talk about everything (jargon, acronyms, plaing English) . Like a bit ago, an astronaut was talking emotionally about how beautiful the views were of the approaching moon, and Houston's CapCom person responded plainly “Copy. Moon joy.”
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Daniel José Older @djolder.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
"What you feel in your heart towards the series is almost entirely irrelevant. What matters is what you do, because J. K. Rowling is out there doing a lot of things...Nothing is adequate to the situation except the truth. There is no way to watch the new Harry Potter show subversively"
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This used to be part time. Basically a "special ed" classroom, free for "peers" (kids who didn't need additional services) to attend. Maybe it is full time funded now with P4A? (which would be great! Kids with disabilities shd have same amount of school!!) www.ddouglas.k12.or.us/departments/...
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Peer Preschool Program - David Douglas School District
Multnomah Early Childhood Program MECP Peer Preschool Program Preschool for All Applications for the 2026-27 school year is NOW OPEN! Preschool for All is currently accepting new applications for the 2026-2027 school year. Please click below to submit an application for for Preschool for All and to enroll your child into one… Read More
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Oregon Plates @plat.es · 02/04/2026
The Custom Oregon Plate PERV was available, but is now reserved. dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=cu… #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #PERV
Oregon Standard Tree license plate displaying the text "PERV".
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Michael P. Breen @mpbreen21.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
#RipCity
CJ McCollum “I’m trying Jennifer” tweet
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This movement has never been about violent criminal aliens, undocumented immigrants writ large, or even immigration in general, but about the country’s changing ethnic and religious makeup. It has always been about white Christian nationalism.
CBS headline reads: "Supreme Court to weigh Trump's bid to end birthright citizenship in test of second-term agenda."
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soleil ho @soleilho.com · 31/03/2026
really trying to make every day of my life Trans Day of Having a Snack
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Malice Walker @humblecore.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
ANYWAY Let’s all turn our attention to the fact that tomorrow is Q2 New Toothbrush Day, shall we? It’s yet another very important day so let’s prepare accordingly.
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
50% less chance of someone scraping or dinging his tin foil car
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS:  HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I think any local vet will do this, you don't have to trek over there
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 27/03/2026
if any person who follows me is still subscribed to the Hated New York Times, let this be the death knell. they do not know the ama’s statements better than the ama’s own chair, and the only reason why they would stick to their guns this hard is their ideological commitment to transphobia
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Alex Baumhardt @alexbaumhardt.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
WOW. Amazon planning one of their largest data center projects in the world in NE Oregon. At full scale would use as much power as the entire Portland metro area. Pacific Power says it can somehow supply it with existing transmission lines? www.oregonlive.com/silicon-fore...
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emily @soupmuse.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
could we please just have trains.
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@spindlypete.bsky.social ass content
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
What the bell is oak hills. Do they mean cedar hills??
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Also dishwasher happy
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I thought about carbon steel bc of my wrists but it wasn't that much lighter. Gave in and got a couple of regular old SS and been quite happy with it
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Literally all that anyone knew about Portland before Portlandia:
My own private idaho stillDrugstore Cowboy stillCourtney love at satyricon
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
*again
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Scrunchleface @theta444.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It's the WORST in office situations Bc it means you're just avoiding being the person who cleans/puts away the dish
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23/03/2026
any change | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: A shot of jack-booted stormtroopers parading down a street. In the far background, two figures are ducking on a rooftop.
PERSON 1: HMM. That can't be good.
PERSON 2: They'll probably come for us soon!

PANEL 2: Closer in on the roof, PERSON 1 is MATTIE. She sits up a little bit and pulls up her phone.
MATTIE:  WAIT. I have an idea. Yes!

PANEL 3: MATTIE, turned away from the edge of the roof. She types on her phone. The SECOND PERSON still peers over the edge.
SFX: BINK!
MATTIE: OKAY. I have canceled my subscription to, I believe, the correct tv and movie streaming service, that should fix all this.

PANEL 4: Same shot, MATTIE turns to the other person, who turns back to her.
MATTIE: Any change?
PERSON 2: Not yet…Try another one maybe?
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
you own eleven properties in the metaverse I am a daughter of the Fifth House, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed we are not the same
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
People shouldn't feel bad about previously admiring someone when they didn't know about the terrible harms that person committed, but we should challenge ourselves to consider how pedestalizing and prioritizing the legacies of charismatic leaders can create harmful dynamics. That can be addressed.
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uncle leyla (scary) 🎃 @leyla.money · 17/03/2026
this entire thing is poetry but also i once again feel skewered by the eyes of jbp as someone who was so so so invested in their 23andme bc i am a product of a double-diaspora. three layers short of a bean dip as it were
There are few things more American than a corporation assigning you an ethnicity over email. But I am an American. It feels good to say that. Not because I’m proud to say it, but because saying it feels like a confession. My peers are all dissociating from the national narrative, sourcing identity in some form of otherness, or pretending New York City is a country. I don’t blame them.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
No oil means no electricity. No electricity means no water pumps. No running water means no sanitation. No power for hospitals. No fuel for ambulances. No refrigeration for drugs. Mass death soon follows. This is a crime against humanity.
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