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The Fyrd 📎

@theselectfyrd.bsky.social
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Pedant, armchair philosopher , street epistemologist, arse, artist and navel contemplator But since it falls into my lot That I should rise And you should not I'll gently rise And softly call Goodnight and joy be to you all

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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 1m
Always keep a pint glass of chilled water nearby when handling or preparing spicy foods.
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 2h
Break out the ex-lax, there's a bit of blockage occurring...
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 2h
They don't write them like that anymore
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 5h
Is the EDL still going??
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 5h
Easy peasy. I don't get it, but fair enough
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 5h
Dunno, how many EDL members turned up?
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Mark Hopkinson @markhoopy.bsky.social · 6h
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 6h
Pastry made for the first time in 8 months. MrsF can't do pastry. She has done a filling and I put a few pies together. This where we find out if she can't do fillings either 🤣🤣🤣
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 10h
Thats reassuring
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 10h
Keep yer beak out, Moley! Does it work for plague???
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 14h
You'd be better off with the vaccines
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 15h
But not in PLA
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 15h
I add my best wishes for Lady B to those of others.
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 15h
It can't be that bad, surely?
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
'Course it could blow over and amount to little
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For want of a better expression "Fuck 'em" I believe it's seasonal in surprise, surprise, siberia but it has been a pandemic before with the same consequences as Covid. Russia seems 'concerned'
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kenneth Williams Leespoons Fire Extinguisher Comedy
ALT: Kenneth Williams Leespoons Fire Extinguisher Comedy
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have you been seen by the Nurse??
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sounds like the Flu is going to be the bugger this winter though
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And the rest
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Get your flu jabs etc. Siberian flue us making a comeback
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go9d man, carry on.
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Squeaky fart??
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, I see what you mean but given an unavoidable choice I'd go with that
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know!
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah, I see. Now that you've explained 😂😂
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've found it. Crisis averted
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stand down.
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eĥ??? 🤔
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not for non masochists, no
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shhh. I sneak the odd one. Surprisingly, that odd coffee actually tastes better then when it was habitual
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Help! Can't find the TV control and Strictly has just come on!!!!
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No coffee allowed - bad for decompensated livers
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
3rd leaflet received by post this week from Deform Hope they get back OK
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All sold out a long time back Morning MC
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can't decide....
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wasnt too bad
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pan fried sea bass, garlic potato dumplings and parsley sauce with a difference
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm used to lying down. There's up the stairs to the seats and urgent trips to the loo
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just stood to cook for the first time since May. Still not finished and absolutely fucked. Leads me to think I won't be able to cope with the Jonathan Pie show on Friday thativ3 had tickets for since way back. Bugger
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cunt
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Numberwang!!
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me? No, it's PUPILS
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😇 St Squiggel of the six counties
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've got a six letter word, Carol
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not easy to explain to Mrs F though 🤣🤣🤣
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, I'm not going to argue that one but TBF, it was me doing the blocking...
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And a cormorant
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Which god? And why?
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll have a vole please Carol. And another
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