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The Fyrd 📎

@theselectfyrd.bsky.social
512 followers 404 following 21K posts

Pedant, armchair philosopher , street epistemologist, arse, artist and navel contemplator But since it falls into my lot That I should rise And you should not I'll gently rise And softly call Goodnight and joy be to you all

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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That reminds me - need a lemon wedge for my sea bass Otherwise, screw em all - see new note for my front door
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Especially the typo on the homepage. Can recommend a proof reader
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well, at least it wasn't a roll in fox or badger poo. The latter can steal days of your time. Ask these two...
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is how your post first presented itself. Almost relieved to scroll down...
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can everyone remember to send their RNLI Christmas cards to Daniel Thomas with the simple message LOL
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
3rd leaflet received by post this week from Deform Hope they get back OK
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, but they can put the Willies up you
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Given Tommy Ten Names wants everyone to write to Daniel Thomas while he is is prison over Christmas, can I suggest everyone sends Danny an RNLI Christmas card¹ to cheer him up and raise funds for this excellent organisation? ¹ Idea nicked from elsewhere
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Return of the Currant Bun!
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never mind Made up for it by going indoors in the warmth
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I could almost have had a gin sat out there earlier when the sun was out
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@wulfhelm.bsky.social T - 0
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biggest blueberry I've ever seen...
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You weren't- I have a crap sense of humour. Will take a look I'm waiting a couple of months to get saturn, jupiter and Mars all up in the same night at a reasonable time of the morning
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Name that tune
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I had my pillows usurped
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I doubt that alchetron.com/Gropecunt-Lane
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This might help...
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Been cooked a proper cake by a friend Nom nom nom nom feckin nom
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mrs. F is taking me to the vet
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Get a brain rinse while youre at it...
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fuck sake. Here's the pic
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nom,nom,nom round 2 The label is wrong rhough
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nom, nom chuffing nom!
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This all sounds like spanner buyers regret Surely you knew they all have faulty off switches at the least ?
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You can live in Hope
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The kebab has landed!
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We can live in Hope I did once
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Similar to this...
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me and my dawg
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's a big old thing. Needs both hands to handle it
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
One for you @ashashman1.bsky.social
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Gave up but it was a nice bench to wait at
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wonder how much I'd get for these as a job lot?
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Proper shish kebab - wiv knives
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@wulfhelm.bsky.social We're making crab curry tomorrow if we can. Want some??
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I don't know which of these woofers is worst
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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fecker has started knicking my spot
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