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Seaonion

@theseaonion.bsky.social
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I’m into Warcraft, Final Fantasy, Diablo, EverQuest 1 & 2, pretty much any MMO Embarrassingly bad at FPS although I love them I think Vtubers and Chihuahuas are neat I do a wee bit of network engineering for fun My avatar is by @zheida.bsky.social

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Honey🍯Goblin Vtuber @honey-goblin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ANIMATION TIME~🎨 twitch.tv/honey_goblin
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I need 204 more subscribers to Democracy Docket in order to hit my revised goal of 1000 for the weekend. Democracy Docket will never send you spam or sell your email address. It's not on Substack or ActBlue. Free and premium options available. Link and thanks! demdock.com/4w6emld
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/08/2026
SHOCK REPORT: Desperate sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln have tried to jump overboard amid an extended Middle East deployment, as families sound the alarm over severe mental health struggles, exhaustion, food shortages, water contamination, deteriorating conditions, + more, per Military Times.
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Multiple USS Abraham Lincoln sailors have tried to go overboard amid extended deployment, families say
Multiple sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln have attempted to go overboard as the carrier's deployment stretches into its ninth month.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 29/07/2026
We only rate dogs. This is a bed bug. She's very cute, and we actually wouldn't mind an infestation of this particular bed bug. But please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: lekik25)
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The Crow 🐦‍⬛ @ericdravven.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
No Lies Detected. The current regime doesn’t want people to know this, especially from one of their own. The president of The United States is a liar
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Lucy Anderson @lucyluuuuuu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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rosedoodle🌹🖍️ VCHIBAN ✨ @rosedoodle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
hello?? anybody there...? 🤔 💖 twitch.tv/rosedoodle
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Jessica Rizzo 🖤✨ @techjess.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Got the keys yesterday 🙏🏻 if you want to help me with groceries my Venmo is WhimsicalGoth ❤️ I live in the mountains now 😊
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So true. #BookSky
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
fresh produce in 2026:
Scary clown veggies
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nono ➡️ Commissions open! @nonoworks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I've received several inquiries about commissions for August, so I'd like to start taking reservations for August. August is my birth month, so I would be delighted to receive lots of requests🎂 I especially welcome commissions in the Skeb style, which I started this month! forms.gle/UqedV55wSpb8...
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Amen. #BookSky
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Dejavudea 🤍🌸 @dejavudea.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This one is a slow burn, but I promise the pay off is worth it. I promise. ;3c
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 09/07/2026
This man hates women and is teaching his son to hate too.
AlTA for laughing at a rude thing my son said and not joining my wife in telling him off.

I (40M) was driving with my wife (39F) and our son (12) and daughter (10).

For some context, our son has a bit of a problem with swearing. He has a pretty vulgar vocabulary for his age, and when he gets frustrated he'll blurt out all kinds of swear words. It's especially bad if his younger sister accidentally messes something up, like spilling a drink or knocking something over, like recently happened on a flight. We've been working on it and I do tell him off when it happens.

The incident happened while we were driving through some traffic. We came around a bend and there was a car sitting in a ditch on the side of the road. Standing behind it was a young girl waiting. My son pointed it out.

As we slowly passed, my son rolled down the back window and yelled, "Bitch in a ditch!"I won't lie. I found it funny. Not because I thought it was nice, but because it rhymed and my brain immediately went to those "you can't park there" memes. I laughed. And like she must have been on her phone or something to end up there.

My wife immediately got angry and told me to pull over. She made our son get out and apologize to the girl.

He said he would, but then instead of apologizing he just repeated, "Bitch in a ditch."

At that point I wasn't laughing, but I had one of those completely uncontrollable smirks where you're trying not to laugh and it just makes it worse. My wife got even angrier, and once I realized how upset she was I tried to stop and my son stopped too.

She asked the girl if she needed any help. She said she'd already called for a tow truck and it was on the way. My wife then made us wait there until the tow truck arrived because she didn't want to just leave after what had happened.When we got home, my wife was upset with me. She said I should have been telling our son off too instead of standing there smirking. My perspective was that there wasn't really anything left for me to add because she was already doing plenty of telling him off. I also do discipline him in other situations when he's swearing and I believe it is not helpful to just keep nagging him.

I also felt this situation was a little different. Usually his swearing comes from anger or frustration, and that's something we've really been trying to address. Here he wasn't angry at anyone. He just thought he'd made up a funny rhyme, kind of in the same vein as those "you can't park there" jokes. It was obviously rude, and I agree he shouldn't have shouted it at a stranger, but I didn't think it was as serious as my wife did.

She thinks I undermined her by laughing and then not backing her up when she disciplined him. I think she already had the situation handled and there wasn't much point in both of VegetableCampaign613 OP 1d

It is not good but at his age he does not understand all that and just felt it was rhyming and catchy. He has said other jokes at different times and tries to rhyme.

Obviously I am not suppporting him in this but I felt my wife was already handling it so there wasn't more to add no need to play bad cop and spoil my relationship with him to the extent she has already

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He's 12, not 2. This is big "locker room talk" energy.

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Degrading woman should never be accepted. How would you feel if some random boy yelled that at you daughter?

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Larrish 💙 @larrish.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
⭐️ #mamdani ❤️ #cats ❤️ #dogs
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
All the Iran hawks said that the way to get rid of Iran’s hardline regime, nuclear program, missiles, and support for terrorism was to go to war with Iran. We went to war with Iran. And the hardline regime, nuclear program, missiles and terrorism aid are all still there.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
😕🤷🏼
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Jowol | Marionette VTuber 📦🎀 @porcelainmaid.gg · 10/06/2026
HEY, IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?💢📦 www.twitch.tv/porcelainmaid
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Hail Sagan ™️ 💀🎃👻 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What's wrong baby? You haven't touched your peach piss n fart cake.
Peach piss n fart crumble cake label.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
In the middle of the night… www.c-span.org/congress/?ch...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The same Trump-appointee who fucked with the Broadview 6 grand jury is the one going after E. Jean Carroll.
Andrew Boutros, the Trump-appointed U.S. attorney for Northern Illinois, has opened an criminal investigation into E. Jean Carroll, the 82-year-old former magazine writer who accused President Trump of sexual assault, according to a person with direct knowledge of the situation.

The investigation is believed to center on whether Ms. Carroll committed perjury in civil lawsuits against Mr. Trump, according to the person, who requested anonymity to discuss an ongoing investigation. Ms. Carroll won a $5 million civil judgment against Mr. Trump that he had sexually abused and defamed her.Grand jurors in tainted 'Broadview 6' case had contact with Chicago's top federal prosecutor, defense says
U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros responded by saying he has only attended grand jury proceedings “as the Chief Legal Advisor to the federal grand juries of this district, including to welcome them when they were impaneled or to advise generally on the role, function, and importance of the grand jury in our constitutional system of laws.”
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Talarico: I’m an eighth-generation Texan. I’ve been eating barbecue since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment. And if all they have on me is lying about me being a vegan, I feel pretty good about our chances this November.
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Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 26/05/2026
Ferrari has announced its first full EV, the Luce. It has 4 electric motors that provide 1,036bhp and a 0-62mph time of 2.5 seconds. It has a 122kWh battery with up to 329 miles of range, and a top speed of 192mph www.theverge.com/transportati...
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Ferrari reveals its first EV, with design help from Jony Ive
A minimalist outside and a lot of buttons.
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Protector 5763 @protector5763.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
China has developed a battery that is based on sea salt. Not lithium. It is now being used in Chinese vehicles. It’s more efficient, can hold 90% of its charge at -40c, provides a range of 500 kms, cheap to manufacture, and better for the environment. The US is being left in the dust.
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Rowdy Rebel @rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Data centres 🤮🔪
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Ashleeee 🌊🪭 @reactiveashley.cat · 24/05/2026
Oh wow Microsoft tries to bury a BitLocker bypass and root shell vulnerability, and it looks very much like an intentional backdoor.
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Jeremy Forbing @jeremyforbing.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A post saying "The data centers could've been high speed electric rail. Clearly, they can build infrastructure through people's backyards when they want to." 

Post is from Threads written by the user sim_bookstagrams_badly and says it is from 3 days ago.
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Eye of Mysterioso @mysteriphoto.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Dune (1965) Frank Herbert
Kaleidoscopic image of Frank Herbert’s Dune
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Triage @tri4ge.icu · 25/05/2026
Wouldn't it be funny if I opened my new art site tomorrow on my birthday
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T.J. Stiles @tj-stiles.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The tech bros gave us crypto currency that isn’t currency, artificial intelligence that isn’t intelligence, and prediction markets that are inside-trader scams. On the other hand, they have given us gigantic data centers that employ no one and destroy communities. So there’s that.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Strawberry economics
A four frames comics about how I can afford strawberries as a 34 year old adult. The first frame shows a bunch of gariguette strawberries in a box at the supermarket. The text reads: "STRAWBERRIES ON SALE". In the second frame I am holding the box of strawberries happily, saying "And I have enough money left to afford them!". In the third frame I am eating them and saying "Mmm a scrumptious treat...". In the fourth frame I am closing my eyes and thinking "The economy is very bad".
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Niqnaq @niqnaq.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Signing off from AnthrOhio, so many fun interactions all weekend. So many furs saying hi truly made it one of my favorite con experiences! ^^ With @zelwolf.bsky.social, Chrome, GrimDark00, and @zenyadayada.bsky.social #AO26
Group of suiters outside at AnthrOhio
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Marcy Gall @marcygall.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“We can disagree and still be friends.” Yeah, about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Not racism and homophobia.
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weedshouldbelegal.bsky.social @weedshouldbelegal.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This is something you will never hear on Fox, Newsmax or any other rightwing channel.
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Asher Perlman @asherperlman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Mine in the June 1, 2026 issue of The New Yorker
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Mara Evantree @maraevantree.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
tar soul in the building~! ↻(𓄼 .̀ ̮.́)Ψ youtube.com/live/sP_s5Qa...
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Ol' Chef Dan @olchefdan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I'll always remember seeing Bob Dylan in concert and hearing him sing those immortal lyrics: "Aww ruttannn gurgugdd hnnnnnnnraaaarrrrrhhhhh"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The year is 2067. "Bluesky is dying, and I know why: It's because my penis done broke," writes Arbuckle F. Fuck, writer for Harper's Magazine and Hog Farm. The userbase is upset, not because of Arbuckle. We're used to his bullshit. We've come to appreciate Harper's quality hogs and expect better.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
👇👇
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Every time my wife and her friends go up Angeles Crest to hike on the weekend I worry about them because the car and motorcycle enthusiasts who race up and down are such reckless, selfish assholes and make it dangerous and that pisses me off.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
In Turkey, a cat comes to an elderly man who earns his living by cleaning shoes at the same time every morning. He asks to have his fur brushed, and the man never refuses. Original post
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SirKidStarverIsGone @sirkidstarversucks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
@mayor.nyc.gov: “I have thought often of the "Margeret Thatcher quote: ‘the problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.’ If anything, my friends, it seems that you eventually need a socialist to clean up the mess."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a housefly is stuck to flypaper. It says, “Well… cant get any worse than this.” Panel 2: another fly flies into frame and also gets stuck on the same flypaper. The second fly remarks, “Brian? From high school?” The first fly says, “Lord, take me now”
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 23/05/2026
Boston Market (if anyone even remembers what that is) style dinner
macaroni n cheese, corn, mashed potatoes, and rotisserie chicken with gravy
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phillip crymble @phillipcrymble.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Caught off guard by the stillness at the heart of this Ray Carver poem
The Window

A storm blew in last night and knocked out 
the electricity. When I looked
through the window, the trees were translucent.
Bent and covered with rime. A vast calm
lay over the countryside.
I knew better. But at that moment
I felt I'd never in my life made any 
false promises, nor committed
so much as one indecent act. My thoughts 
were virtuous. Later on that morning, 
of course, electricity was restored.
The sun moved from behind the clouds, 
melting the hoarfrost.
And things stood as they had before.
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A good lunch - Creamy tomato soup with a cheesy grilled sandwich - by @Crazyfoodangel #cooking #soup #tomato #cheesesandwich
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